i wish i could have recorded the first time i played this song in english so you could see me fuck up all the inputs when he started talking about his fucking dishwasher

kiryu is just like me (can't lie to save ourselves). but also it's so funny how his honesty is well-known in the criminal world

why's kiryu the funniest bitch in the world

Don’t read under the cut if you haven’t gotten to at least chapter 13 (and moreso for the hidden portion the finale chapter) of Infinite Wealth, I am venting about some things which are spoilers for character interactions at the very least. you have now been warned.

So, I haven’t finished the game yet (should soon I’m finishing up stuff with the Yokohama crew before heading for the obligatory siege of the Millennium Tower ) but I’m still really angry at Kiryu for how he left things with 3Jima. Like really, really angry.

(And to be fair, I was really enjoying Kiryu this game until the bucket list where the further Date went to try to help, the more I too wanted to slug Kiryu (even though, as usual, I 💯 understand exactly what Kiryu was thinking whenever he made a choice or said a thing that made me scream at the screen. This section of the game did really hammer home to me the extent to which I see parallels in my own tragic backstory and how that makes me identify with Kiryu and thus why I get so mad at his decisions in every game. I mean, I kind of knew this before, but he’s more introspective in the bucket list book and hearing my own thoughts on certain events in my life mirrored back has been a little ‘oh…’ ) so this isn’t the only thing that’s frustrated me to watch (but damn was Akiyama’s punch so satisfying. He was all of us in that moment.)

(Do not unhide the next part if you didn’t finish the Date part of the the bucket list and aren’t up to the finale my rant is more specific here about events)

>!What the fuck was with him agreeing to not even talk to or interact with the Ichigang after the mission on top of telling Daidoji he won’t talk to Date again either? How can the Daidoji possibly care that much anymore, at that point chapter-wise the cat is well and truly out of the bag thanks to Tatara channel (so also how does he think that like Haruka et al don’t know he’s alive still? There was video of him on the fucking national news while reporters, who clearly aren’t good at reporting or critical thinking, spout a bunch of completely wrong accusations about his motives.!<

I’m sure I’ll vent further on this but it’s been stewing in me since the chapter, because usually even though we barely get any Majima the little we do get makes me happy, but that was just upsetting on all fronts. The funny thing is, it’s the one and only time in the nearly 20 years since Kiryu first got out of prison that Majima has ever said ‘no’ (though it’s mostly Daigo who says no)

THEY ADDED VTUBERS TO YAKUZA

starting like a dragon: infinite wealth tonight and will be using the following for a spoiler tag while i progress and make jokes -> "ichiban's hawaiian adventure"

why are they so funny together lmfao

i love how supportive ichiban is to any living creature

the way i cheered and laughed when kiryu was introduced in infinite wealth. i love this man.

it's almost wild to think that the covid-19 pandemic is canon in the yakuza/lad universe.

i love your dry humor, kiryu <3

the way i bawled at kiryu's memories...he loves haruka so much

i love their dynamic so much in infinite wealth

this method of transportation is so fun. look at kiryu and tomizawa in the background lol

ichiban, i love to tell you this, but the girls love kiryu. (myself included.)

something about bryce's intro tells me that he's going to be a problem down the line