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sincetheeuros · 2 years

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lena's confusion on the first minutes is top tier

#vfl wolfsburg frauen #kulles kalauer

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pajorko · 4 months

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You got anymore videos you’d like subbed?

Gotta have something to do to procrastinate studying😇

Let’s not tell myself lies I’m gonna procrastinate anyway

That's an amazing way to procrastinate! You're just too nice 🥺💚

Oh gosh, it isn't easy to think about something right away... One thing that comes to my mind is this Kulle's Kalauer video - it's been literal years and I still want to know what were the jokes here 😭 I know that translating jokes is very difficult, so any Wob video you like would do, really 💚

Edit: or maybe if you've got more time, how about the documentary about the Pokal Finale 2021? It is an hour long though, so I don't want to put to much work on you, but it would be incredible to have it subbed 🥹

#thank you so much i love your work and that you take time to do this #but please please don't fail your exams for this 🙈#askjorko

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magdasabs · 2 years

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I don’t know if you follow Wolfsburg’s women’s team account on IG but Obi spits her water all over rauch while playing some type of game and it’s the funniest thing ever 😂

it's an episode of kulles kalauer, they've been doing them for years and a lot of them are on youtube! wob content in general is great

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kickassviv · 5 years

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If your followers want a good laugh watch the Kulles Kalauer vfl Wolfsburg videos on YouTube!

ahem not to be that person but when is there gonna be a challenge with pernille hmm is it cause they know she’ll lose

#Anonymous #kickass asks

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pajorko · 2 years

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Feli Rauch in Kulles Kalauer

#feli rauch #vfl wolfsburg frauen #woso #moje #the eyebrow rise ashjgad

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pajorko · 2 years

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Lena Oberdorf in Kulles Kalauer

#lena oberdorf #vfl wolfsburg frauen #woso #moje #she's just a baby 🥺

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sincetheeuros · 2 years

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miss lena oberdorf on the kulles kalauer video looking cute af

#lena loml #lena oberdorf #vfl wolfsburg frauen

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pajorko · 3 months

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I rewatched the video of Kulles Kalauer with Sveni and Feli and translated it for you, hope you have a nice evening

K: Welcome to today’s episode of „Kulles Kalauer“. I`m just back from vacation. We`re playing a game. A anti-joke challenge that we call „Kulles Kalauer“. Beneath your seats are water bottles, you can take them now. Cover the tags, it would be covert advertising, no one should see that we`re drinking ***. Open your bottles, fill your mouths up properly.

K: What`s white and watches through a keyhole? A fitted sheet (= Spannbettlaken, a Spanner is a peeper)

K: Well, that was just for getting started.

K: What does a bomb do in a brothel? Puff (= sound of a small explosion and also a casual word for brothel)

*Laughing hard*

K: Okay, I`m gonna put a tick behind this one. Now we continue.

S (to Feli): At least mine hit you in a spreaded way, but you have completely hit me.

K: I think that was on purpose.

S: I think so too. All right, Felicitas.

K: You don´t have to screw the lid every time, you´re gonna open it again in a moment anyway. Well. What sits in a tree and waves? A „Huhu“ (mix of huhu as a casual word for saying hello and Uhu which means eagle owl)

K: What’s red and stands at the side of the road? A ****. Okay, we’re gonna put a minus next to this one.

Feli almost spits out her water.

K: I have to use your current state. What does a gay worm do in the salad? He throws out the snails (snail = Schnecke which is a nickname like chick to call women) This joke also isn´t well received.

Feli + Sveni giggling.

K: The last words of a front seat passenger: The right side is free.

K: You don`t have anything left in your mouth, do you?

K: Two men are talking: Have you ever ****** your wife in the other hole? Are you crazy, she might get pregnant then.

K: Svenja Huth and Ewa Pajor at the bar. „Two shots.“ „I see that, but what do you wanna drink?“ (Shots = Kurze which also refers to their height, you usually say „klein“, but kurz means short)

(Feli had spit out her drink in the middle of the joke)

S: Seriously, Felicitas, seriously? Your’re laughing at that joke?

S (to Kulle): For me that’s a minus on that one.

K: You didn`t find it funny?

F: I did!

K: I’m gonna write down: Was shit.

K: We have a good quota so far, there was a bit of water involved already.

Feli giggles, spits out water.

K: I didn’t even do anything.

Giggling continues

K: Nice here, isn’t it?

F (to Sveni): The way you look!

K: (starts singing a song by Die Ärzte) Und wie du wieder aussiehst (which means „The way you look“)

F drinks water, immediately starts giggling again and spits out the water

K: Do you want a new bottle? Doesn’t it taste good or what?

K (holds his folder between them): Now concentrate.

F tries to hold it in, but spits the water out again.

K: It’s time for a commercial break.

S: Excuse me, but it’s already 6:1, isn’t it?

K: We still have seven (jokes), no, eight.

K: Mommy, can I play with grandpa? – The coffin stays closed.

K: It has been raining for two days and my wife keeps staring sadly out the window. If it goes on like that I`m gonna have to let her in.

K: What`s white and bothers you when you eat? An avalanche.

K: A while ago we had a similar one: What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

K: What´s white and is able to fly? Biene Majo (mix of Maya the Bee and mayonnaise) That one’s also shit.

S+ F giggle.

K: How do you castrate a refrigerator? Open the door, take out the eggs (=nuts), close the door.

They`re shaking their heads.

K: What´s long, vibrates and makes women scream? A chain saw.

K: What to you call the testicles of a pastor? Holy cow. (Heiliger Bimbam)

K: It´s the last joke now. I´m gonna say it now. Last time we had to bleep it. A nun went to a doctor. Young lady, you´re pregnant. **************************** Come, let it out, it was the last one.

S + F spit their water in each other´s faces.

S: It´s not like I didn´t already have enough of your water in my face. Kulle didn´t get his share oft he water at all.

K: I`m sweating. Also I`ve got technical devices on me. I´m not allowed. You have to talk to Felix about it, I´ve got nothing against it.

Wow, thank you so much! It was already translated by @nooneinparticularr, but I love seeing another take on it, because jokes can be translated in very different ways. Great job, you're so nice 💚💚💚

Here's the video:

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#askjorko #wob subbed #vfl wolfsburg frauen #feli rauch #svenja huth

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pajorko · 2 years

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Let's be honest the reaction from feli was the best

Are you reffering to Kulles Kalauer video? I still haven't watched it, but I can imagine their reactions were fun!

#askjorko #i'm about to do it in a few minutes tho :)

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