gojo satoru, who kisses you senselessly under the mistletoe (that he had put up) in your dark living room illuminated by the soft glow of the christmas tree while the two of you were supposed to be placing presents underneath the tree for megumi and tsumiki. of course, he is also wearing a santa costume that makes the entire situation quite comical. when you try to break the kiss to remind him of your present-placing mission, he only places a firm hand on your waist and kisses you even deeper. 

“satoru,” you place a hand on his chest and he grins widely.

“ah, ah. it’s santa.” he corrects you. “and santa wants his sugar tonight~”

the two of you fail to notice megumi’s equally surprised and horrified expression as he peeks his head in from the kitchen, the warm glass of milk in hand long forgotten.

i cant stop thinking about husband!gojo who likes to whisper affirmations into your ears while you're sound asleep.

he’s just leaning inches from your face quietly murmuring, “you want me so badly. you’re so in love with me. i’m the most handsome man on this planet. you’re in love with this cute face.”

and you wake up all disoriented like, “what?”

he simply kisses you silly. “good morning sweets!” 

you know better than to trust a giddy satoru who can barely contain the growing grin on his face. “toru what were you saying?” 

“oh don’t you worry your pretty little mind over it~!”

lovesick!gojo who suggests playing 21 questions with you, which starts off tame. you’re asking him what his favorite color is, what he likes to do, etc.

and then he hits you with, “would you ever consider marrying me?”

emperor!gojo who is big tall scary man and all of the servants fuss over him and clan elders and enemies alike fear him, but then he is reduced to nothing but a lovesick puppy around you — a servant girl.

unpopular opinion: satoru is a boy dad

i see your lovesick loser gojo and i can’t help thinking of like……reader who was (and still is) one of those weird little girls. not quirky. weird. like collected lizard tails kinda weird. like lilo from lilo and stitch kinda weird. you know what i mean? it’s just kinda funny to think about and may or may not be a self-indulgent fantasy but let’s not talk about that

jokes on you gojo satoru is into girls that lowkey scare him.

it’s probably a weird turn on for him and if anyone brings up your strange interests, he’ll definitely start daydreaming about how cute you are.

“it’s a bit weird, no?”

gojo sighing happily, a dazed look in his eyes, “aren’t they the cutest?”

“…”

thinking about the rumors that are spread around the imperial palace when a fellow maid catches a glimpse of emperor!gojo kneeling at your feet