[ID: 3 square images of humanized Kongu, a young man with a green ponytail with feathers stuck in it, a green tank top, and brown falconer's glove on his right hand. In the first, he holds his hand to his chin and thinks "Quick-think, Kongu! How would Toa Lewa act-handle this?" In the second, he thinks of Lewa winking and giving double peace signs, saying "Run off on your own and get possessed lol." Kongu looks up towards him, awkward and sweating slightly, thinking "On second think-work, what would Turaga Matau do?" In the third, he buries his face in his hands and screams as he imagines Matau saying "Have you tried wind-flying directly into the wrong-problem?" helpfully. End ID.]

Kongu suddenly comes to the realization that every authority figure in his life is Very Silly and Not Helpful In This Situation

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