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#kinda sexy in a weird way
zatauzul · 1 year
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I usually dont play as a high elf, but damn he looks cool, and I want to draw him now
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thefirstvessel · 8 months
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I think one of the things that a lot of humans fail into internalize about the Predator/Prey dynamic, especially in nature, is that millions of years of being shaped into Prey can often make incredibly territorial and fierce animals that will do anything they can to fight against millions of years of fighting being killed.
That's why horses kick and buck. Why rabbits are so infamously cantankerous and moody. Why deer have giant multi-pronged bone growths coming out of their foreheads that they can use for self-defense. Why rhinos are so dangerously territorial.
Meanwhile- a lot of Predators out in nature when they are not actually hunting (or play hunting) are remarkably chill. Especially macropredators. Think about how cats are known for the fact that they just lay around in the sun all day. Dogs are goofy guys who just want a friend.
The Predator/Prey dynamic isn't about the strong ferocious Predator taking advantage of weak and innocent Prey. When you're Prey, you're something that has spent millions of years being shaped into learning how to fight back. You're something that nature itself has pulled apart and put back together with all the sharp bits pointing out, just so you can survive.
You two have to be equal, otherwise there'd be nothing left to hunt.
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fitzrove · 2 days
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Started watching a "problem with greek myth retellings" video and it began with a blurb montage like "Condemned by the misogynist guys of history, this is the true girlboss feminist story of [A WOMAN]" and like. brb writing one of those about crown prince rudolf. It's ok he's like a misunderstood girlboss to me<3
#NASJASKSDFKDSLFDGJDFJ#joking. since those retellings seem to be often bad#fun fact i do have ideas for like a black teen comedy series with mary as the protagonist where the ending is like a harrowing twist#like you think it won't go that far but it does and the point is that she had historical agency and her own problems and personal journey#but in the end it spiralled catastrophically due to both crown prince rudolf related events and others#unfortunately writing one would draw the ire of both misogynist rudolf conspiracy theorists (how dare you suggest women have agency) AND a#certain type of feminist media critiquer person: (1) how dare you cover a topic like that flippantly 2) how dare you make rudolf anything#but an inhuman monster of a r*pist murderer gr**mer or whatever in the story#like idk man.. other male characters portrayed as romantic interests in mainstream media are toxic r*pists all the time. like omg i hate ho#'the great' handles p*ter and catherine because i was rooting for them to remain toxic and for catherine to kill him or whatever but then#she starts falling in love with him in s2 and everyone in tumblr is like omg hot sexy toxic romance. like cant we have ONE series where#straight romance doesnt inevitably become the overbearing focus?? i had wlw ships for that show.. they never pulled through...#anyway um yeah. the way i would portray rudolf in that is that mary sees him as this romantic hero which is emphasised in the way its shot#but he's constantly acting in kinda offputting and strange ways and is occasionally pretty pathetic and weird ASHDJFJF#^^ that's never been a deterrent to anyone ever. most rudolf biographers want to [redacted] him this has been proven by the way they write.#the only ones that dont are me (well not a real biographer but a rudolf enjoyer nonetheless) and brigitte hamann /hj#(she actually doesnt salivate over his appearance like frederick morton does xD only quotes 2 contemporary women commenting on it)
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clandestinemeeting · 8 months
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Damn, I always forget about comrade Entreri
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babygirlbutch · 2 years
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i have to say. as a kinky jew, "blasphemy kink" is so funny to me. like the whole "ohhhhh fuck me in the pews while an angel watches ohhh ur my g-d now ohhhhhh we are having FORBIDDEN SEX in a CHURCH" makes me laugh bc in judaism its a mitzvah to have sex. hashem is giving u a thumbs up about getting railed on shabbat.
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alteredsilicone · 1 year
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maybe i need to finally get over myself and make a rich corpus lady oc whose entire purpose of existence is to sexily bully nef
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"It won't be for long, lad."
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bugmistake · 7 months
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i bought a straight woman romance novel on impulse the other day and its like….. soo boring and the relationships are not intriguing or complex at all and im like 120 pages in. out of like 400 something pages like damn when is this gonna get GOOD, but maybe thats my bad for reading a straight woman romance novel and being like uhmmm how come these guys arent weird and transgender and kind of offputting 🤨
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zatauzul · 1 year
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Someone give me a smoochie smooch I'm feeling romantical and dyslexic
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pinkfey · 1 year
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that dialogue in me1 where shepard is like hmm liara aren’t u a little young for me bc i’m Thirty and liara is like no my species ages differently !! i’m 100 😋 which is barely more than a child ❤️ like what was that lmao
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possumteeths · 9 months
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when i was in middle school i was just obsessed with having white skin. i googled a thousand things, went to the asian beauty store to get skin bleaching products. I took weird fkn lemon baths and stuff. And like i guess I never realized how fucked up that was?
Every time I come across the term porcelain skin I want to throw something. Bodily descriptions in books these days are much much better than they were when I was twelve but fanfic is still very much in the past. Obviously i’m not inserting myself in everything I read, I like to be like fifteen steps away from the story but someone exceptionally beautiful is always described with such white centric terms and often the stupid term porcelain skin. Its annoying and stupid and can we stop saying this dang phrase lol.
#even the whitest goddang person isnt porcelain#im pale as hell compared to the rest of my ppl and its just kinda weird to think back and remember that I was once so ashamed and#embarrassed of my skin color id cover every inch of my body and had long ass hair to hide my face#and everyone was like lol ur goth but like nah! its much worse#i also understand this might just be a me problem but like i think there is something to be said that something beautiful or lovably fragile#is always goddamned described with white ass terms#Also u need to be conscious of the way u describe side characters when ur main character is ~porcelain~ and white#If ur mc is so cool and badass sexy u need to be so conscious of the way they speak and the terms they use and the terms you use to describe#their thoughts and actions#U need to be conscious of how u describe side characters as well its just important to understand the indirect ways that your privelege has#affected you#Yknow also its important to understand the way the world has shaped your thoughts and your person esp when ur a white person writing a poc#I dont rlly feel like idk explaining this in detail but I guess im saying that people need to be more conscious of the way they indirectly#come across and the way that certain terms are outdated and just about harmfull#if ur describing a corpse sure use porcelain skin lol but dont have every instance of bodily description circle around their whiteness#and especially dont have poc characters described in any less affection#if ur white mc is porcelain and beautiful and ur supporting poc character is described rough and u talk abt their scars and etc its weird#cause like CLEARLY everyone on this earth doesnt have perfect perfect skin#its much more interesting to describe ur characters skin and the minor imperfections they have because it tells me about them#it builds something yknow? if ur character is porcelain then theres nothing that tells me abt the character other than that you as an author#find this to be fitting as a descriptor and it says a lot#and like this goes for poc also like poc can write just as harmful things as white ppl#Anyways I read a mass effect fic that described sooo many things soooo bad
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jumpinjohnnyjumble · 2 years
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we need to start sexualizing renfield.
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sapphic-woes · 1 year
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Yeah okay I'll write a primal play with Vantage. I got her on the whim (meant to get Mirage but was too curious lmao) and :0 umm she might say the oddest things but she looks fine doing it.
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moodr1ng · 1 year
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something so sexy abt men who are super passionate abt history but in a normal and cool way. every time i meet/watch vids from a dude who is just like enthusiastically rly into history (esp dudes who love specific stuff like fashion history or like, specific times and places and culture) and who is also not weird about it and cares about accuracy and nuance i get a lil crush abt it.. id like to be one of those dudes but its hard to get into history on your own
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ouroboobos · 1 year
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weird looking women unite!!!!!!!!!
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natashxromanovf · 2 years
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@w0nderlandtv the "hi baby" caught me off guard holy-
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