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hiiiiii hi hiii i'm kanras headmate, just popping in here to say that due to a series of fuck ups i made a soup that kinda ate a bit of my spoon
i hope you have a nice evening :3
- callowCadet
YOU ATE YOUR SPOON?????? im ngl i was tired as fuck when i first saw this and i was like "damn..... must be some really fuckin strong teeth" and only now am i realizing. plastic spoon. not metal. plastic.
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hiiiiiiii we havent sent you any asks for some time. mostly because kanra didnt front much
[idk if you can recognize us after all the url changes]
ereyesterday our their of pissed suggested getting into an outpatient psychward and told us to think about it. and silver[headmate] made a post on the tumbler saying that this could be a bad idea because somewhat recently i made a hole in a wall and less than a week ago Lyra messed up a cupboard. as if we're the only ones who on occasion damage stuff when angered. this is literally so mean for no reason.
also. a few months ago shinra had an accident with a knife. and we got a fun new 1 inch long scar and possibly a little bit of nerve damage or something. and we were supposed to get some reminder tetanus shot around a month after that since i had no idea when was my previous tetanus shot. and i uhhhhhhh didn't get it since i'm scared of doctors, and it would probably seem quite weird if i went to a doctor about this now
also im sorta balding but. scared of doctors so cant do anything about that
last sunday i was in some social studies class or some other shit. and the teacher said something about how lgbt people were never oppressed in this country. which is a very bold thing to say as someone living in a country in which like a quarter of the area declared itself a "lgbt free zone" and only calmed down a little when the european onion told them that that's probably illegal. and i decided to argue with the teacher a bit. one of the things she said was that sometimes there's dudes in pup masks on pride parades, which invokes disgust and thus should be banned, and. idk why but i kinda expected teachers to have a bit more common sense than 14 year old twitter users. also i came to school wearing a spiked dog collar on a regular basis. [for reasons unrelated to kink.]
well. good thing i'm failing every single one of my classes lmao. at least i won't be invoking disgust in fragile old ladies
also. i just met a doggy and he was very niceys. very soft and friendly. and polite also.
- toby
HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE U MY BESTIE IN CHRIST <3 u changed ur url a binch of times but ur icon remained the same sdlfndnfkjsnsdf so i was able to keep track!
i however do not understand a single word of that first paragraph. if u want my advice, DO NOT. FUCKING GO. TO A PSYCH WARD!!!!! idfc Who it helped, it hurts a lot more than it helps, theres NO WAY to tell which psych wards are good and which are shit. no really let me go thru them all rn:
REFERRALS: most professionals that work in different offices do not know each other on a personal level and may never hear of their bad stories. a doctor that was the chillest coolest doctor id ever met referred me to a psychiatrist that sucked fucking ass shit. there is no way to know for sure
GOOGLE REVIEWS: im gonna b real i dont trust some of those mfs. you seen the guys that go into psych wards? a lot of mentally ill people r internalizers and just accept whatever happens to them, and even if they arent, society looks down on the mentally ill SO MUCH that they could b told "you deserve this bc ur crazy" and due to all this societal gaslighting, theyd agree
REVIEWS ON OTHER WEBSITES: same thing lol
why is this so important? because you cannot Fucking leave a psych ward. an outpatient ward yeah you can leave, but ive been to both in and outpatient and they excert the same level of bullshit control over their patients. in outpatient, one of the therapist told me "you are not mentally ill" and made me cry lol. she MEANT to mean it in a "you're not mentally ill, you're ~suffering from a mental illness~ uwu dont let ur disorder define you" kinda way, but that concept was introduced in therapy..... two days after she told me this. like hello? and then she tried to spin it as like, it was a problem with Me i.e. My PTSD Was Triggered and not She Is Dog Shit At Timing The Explaining Of Concepts.
this place also invited my abuser into group therapy even after me incessantly telling them "this is my abuser, she will use all this against me" and yeah guess what she did immidiatley after lol
dont go to wards.
WRT THE KNIFE: damn :0 thats insane dude, hopefully the nerve damage will heal but from experience its gonna take like, a few years at minimum lmao. i had a Knife Incident involving my pinky and the nerve damage was so bad that i couldnt hold scissors w my pinky in the scissor loop thing but evenchually it got better but it took like 4 years. if the knife was clean and not rusty ur risk of tetanus is pretty low i THINK, do not quote me on this. if ur scared of doctors, look into if ur pharmacy offers tetanus shots! some pharmacies have vaccinations other than flu and covid (which i need 2 get lol rip) so u might be able to get one THERE and not see A Doctor about it!
u dont need a doctor for the balding. minoxidil my dear boy, its at walmart, its the stuff thats in rogaine. you want "minoxidil 5%" thats whats in rogaine, theres "minoxidil 3%" thats For Girls but idk ive never heard of anyone having a problem w it. IT IS TOXIC TO CATS THOUGH IT IS VERY VERY TOXIC TO CATS IF YOU HAVE A CAT DO NOT LET THEM FUCKING TOUCH YOU OR RUB ON YOU UNTIL IT DRIES ok? :) id google more if i were u but boom. problem solved. i am the doctor now
"dog masks invoke disgust and should be banned" babygirl disgust is subjective and like, someone could use that logic to ban whatever YOU like, or Are. maybe someone is really disgusted by lil old ladies bc the wrinkles look gross as fuck to them. should we quarrantine the grandmas?
also lol at the dig against 14 year old internet puritans and then surprise surprise guess what happened on This Very Blog while this ask was sitting n collecting dust!! i gotta b on my best behavior bc theres a nonzero chance that The Feds will be looking at this blog (did u know u dont report cybercrime to local police and instead theres a form on the fbi's website? Well Now You Know!) and that goes 4 all of u too. bart please be good..... for the love of GOD please be good....... please tell me yall know that simpsons scene
also also yay doggy!! was it a regular dog or a dude in a pup mask? either way very fun n cool!!!
#wasks#4 everyone else: im gonna turn asks back on but no anons for a lil while <3#kanranon#missed u bestie!!!!! i was wondering when ud send another ask#tho ig ur not kanra ur toby sdjnksjdsndf but either way!! a message !!!
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wawawawawawawawawawawawawa theres situations each and every day. i think i need to do some bioterrorism to calm down. [for legal reasons this is a joke]
got a nifty 1 inch long cut on my finger (shinra[headmate] had an accident with a knife). got a nifty tetanus shot. got asked out by a guy whom i know from the school i was expelled from. i feel kinda like i fucked everything up forever. (ʘ‿ʘ)
all of those are situations that can happen to people sometimes but i kinda feel like they mean im fucked up and evil in some way. this may or may not be related to not taking my meds yesterday ehehe (◠‿◠✿)
i will now proceed to drink water.... glug glug et cetera
- kanra
my friend i fear you are becoming the joker. also god damn it shinra, first u dont show up to support ur stabbed friend and then yOU sTAB YOUR FRIEND? tsk tsk tsk. tsks excessively
also good luck on the date assuming u said yes 😳 the love story of our generation
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what do you MEAN drrr is obscure
i live in a hell dimension (poland) and theres a weeb popup store near where i live. and they got some drrr pins, and i don't think they'd stock pins from obscure series, but. it may be that it's less obscure here due to hell dimension‚ or maybe they stocked those just because i'm so cool and theyre in love with me
ive never been to any weeb convention due to I'm Scared (◕‿◕✿) so i don't know if people cosplay drrr characters ever.
unrelated but apparently my left leg has been fucked up for at least a few months. i didnt even notice lol. i mean, i TECHNICALLY noticed, but only when it folded under me a couple times and i had to limp home.
i love when dissociation makes me not even notice im in paim /sarcastic
i can simply use a cane to be less The Joker. who wouldve thunk that.
- kanra
ITS LIKE...... ITS OBSCURE BUT IT ALSO ISNT? its a cult classic but theres no guarantee if someone who recognizes you has seen x2 since it came out so much later than the first season. but if i did do that, the amv would convey The Emotion
also i cosplayed izaya at two cons and @izamationbroker was my shizu-chan! we actually ran into two celtys and another shizaya pair!! so tbh i might have a fair shot at stabbing people in the Fucking heart
ALSO RARE POLAND W I GUESS??? 😭 the weeb store near me had one celty charm and it was a charm i already had 😭😭
ALSO.?? HOMEBOY USE A CANE BEFORE I COME OVER TO POLAND MYSELF AND STAPLE THE CANE TO. YOUR HAND.
DO NOT BECOME THE FUCKING JOKER. SPRAYS U WITH ANTI-JOKER SPRAY
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also when checking the wayback machine i clicked the wrong button at some point. so theres an archive of my blog from roughly an hour ago that i also need to remove. evil
(this is the first archive post-url change)
- callowCadet
BRO WHO THAFUCK IS ARCHIVING SOME RANDOM ASS TUMBLR BLOG
... now im curious. holon
YO one of my blogs is on therereksdnfksjdfsf
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christ almighty
ur whole situation sounds really awful
i hope you don't die or something
(i think that ask sounds really rude and sarcastic but. its genuine. i don't really feel like spending up to an hour on trying to speak properly enough because im tired and also i want to send this ask like, soon)
- kanra
LMFAO 😭 dw man im used 2 this shit
bet 20 bucks they arent gonna find shit and thisll have been a waste of like 3 hours
but ya. also funnie: my arm legit has scar tissue from the zillions of times ive gotten stuck for blood and ivs n shit. which is not very funny its actually quite sad really
also my cardiologist just forgor to tell me my heart makes silly little extra beats and thats whats causing all my cardiovascular symptims. didnt know that for Four Months!!!!!!
also i got my leetle room :) teehee!!!!!!
#kanranon#im still gonna call u kanranon :3 thats ur government assigned nickname#wasks#thank u sm for sending wellwishes :) it means a lot 2 me that ppl care
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my account got a bit nuked (❀ Ò ‸ Ó)
it got un-nuked right when i was in the middle of some izayapilled activities (trying to find some email webbed site that lets you make a free account without using a phone number or another emale from a trustworthy domain. so that i can make a second tumblr account just in case and maybe even do some serious sockpuppeting if i'm bored enough)
also. life update. unearthed a Secret Extra Alter who seems to have accidentally made some very basic stuff. as in alkaline. i wonder if that's why mother wouldn't let us cook anything back when we lived with her ( ; ω ; )
- kanra
SANS UNDERTALE???????????????????????????
also very izayapilled activities if i do say so myself. ALSO THANK U FOR EXPLAINING BECAUSE I WAS LIKE. WHAT THE SWAG DO YOU MEAN THE SOUP ATE THE SPOON???!!? but I Know Now...... literally how the fuck did that happen. this is like. comedy show levels of fucking up HOW DO YOU MAKE . ALKALINE SOUP????? I NEED TO NKOW. THIS IS AN ORDER. TELL ME BOY
#EPIC FOOD BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYY#STOMACH ACID#VERSUS#ALKALINE SOOOOOOUP#BEGIN!!!!!#wasks#kanranon
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the soup. was the one that ate the spoon
because of deadly poisons and whatnot
and this isnt even a chumhandle even though it looks like one and i capitalized it like one.......
- callowCadet
LMFAO I SAQW U BREAK ANON TO PROVE UT NOT A HOMESTUCK LMFAAOOOOOOOOO
tho i guess the joke is on me 4 not realizing callowscadet was a durarara thing. i still need 2 finish the series but bc of my brain fog i dont want to watch any episodes in case i end up forgetting them or not being able to process them
tho i got some new meds to replace the brainfog ones!!! i still have 2 pick them up but pray they work!!! blease!!!!!!!!!
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i'm not sure what kind of spider it was, it was itty bitty and it was kinda walking around on my blanket and i reached out and it crawled onto my hand [i sleep on the floor because i'm worse than the joker (✿◠‿◠)]
when i was like. In the Ambulance. back in june. the paramedics asked me if i have any health conditions. and i told them something a bit like "physically not much, mentally autism spectrum and dissociative disorder" cuz i didn't want to speak much because Pain so i just skipped some words here and there. and later (when they actually agreed to drive me to a Regular Hospital after spending a Lot of time on talking) paramedic 1 asked paramedic 2 if they should [word that usually means something like "secure" but is often a fancy word for "restrain"] me and paramedic 2 said that it doesn't seem necessary
this is what Split (2016) does to ur brain..... why would you even consider restraining someone who is eerily calm according to u. also i was like less than two meters away and could hear them (◡‿◡✿)
im gonna go snork mimi now... night night ♡ or probably more like. day day. idk.
- kanra
SPLIT (2016) (DEROGATORY)
hyde is my ""evil alter"" but im actually a lot worse than him hngnf dhddn. he has a normie ass persecuter name but he stole it from someone on twitter who followed me and had fuckin, "dni if ur problematic!!!" in his fucken carrd so hyde STOLE HIS NAME. my brother in christ my twitter username is BREAKINGIZAYA. we post freak shit here sir!!
and yeaaagh thats why i dont tell my doctors abt my mento illesses except for my anorexia, bc its relevant so they STOP PUSHING WEIGHT LOSS ON ME EVERY APPOINTMENT but its not like they listen tho teehee!! except my GI doc shes a real one mwah! its always the doctors who have the least amount of control over yr health that r the nicest fr!!!! oooo i needed to call physical therapy for my back MONTHSSSSSS ago ffucky wucky fuckie
ANYWAY THE SPIDER !!!! i luv spiders they r so cute!!! heres a pic of a spider outside my apartment!!!! featuring a scandalous bit of ankle mmmmmmmmmmm
#i have NO IDEA what kind of spider it is#i saw a black widow once too!!! idr if i got a picture of it tho#but i can look!!#arachnophobia tw#kanranon#wasks
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one time two months ago i was just vibing at a mall, and i started having some chest pain that was Pretty Bad and i was having a hard time with like, moving around or even standing. and i decided to call an ambulance.
the ambulance people were like, "oh ok so you have chest pain. we could take you to the local psychiatric hospital." and i was like "im alright mentally and i would rather Not." and they were like "well if you talk to some shrink and they determine you are Not Nuts, they could send you to a regular hospital." and i was like "well you could take me to a regular hospital and i could be sent to the psychiatric one from there if needed" and it was like at least ten minutes of talking back and forth (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
one of their arguments to try and convince me was that i'm fidgeting but my voice is weirdly calm. oh nooo, evil person has not enough emotion in their voice, they are clearly planning homicide :'( :'( what should we doooooo :'( :'(
ultimately i got sent to a regular hospital, got some EKG and blood tests, turns out i did in fact have blood (╹◡╹❀)
unrelated but a small spider is walking on my hand. just a lil guy.....
- kanra
BRUH????? ?? ? ? ?????? i fucking hate hospitals and the entire Health System, physical and psychological
my heart problems landed me into the hospital TWICE and both times they were like "your ekg is normal go home its nothing. dont even think about it its literally nothing" and now i am on blood pressure medication at age twenty threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! fuckin paramedics!!!! you couldve gotten really hurt like, dont fuck around w chest pain!!!!! go to a Regular Hospital!! in my teens i was admitted to a regular hospital for suicidal ideation and THEN went to the mental hospital after that!!!! now that i remember it i think my parents told me to lie to the therapist so i wouldnt get sent there. i actually wish i killed my mother with a billion fucking knives back when id get off easy and be tried as a minor. she deserves it <3
also i love spiders!!!! what kind of spider is it?????
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i made some sorrel soup today
i only had pickled sorrel. and i didn't vibe with the sourness, so i used my very basic (pun not intended) chemistry knowledge and added some baking soda to make it less acidic. thats the second time i did that exact thing this month (✿ヘᴥヘ)
i also made a wasp cup. as in, trapped a wasp in a cup. it was difficult, i should have just let the wasp roam free around my kitchen, i don't think she would attack me unprovoken. it's a miracle i didn't get stung after three failed wasp-cupping attempts (✿◡‿◡)
- kanra
i didnt know what sorrel soup was before right now but i googled it and it looks good!! adding baking soda to make it less sour is really smart tbh my ass would Not have thought of that!! what does sorrel soup taste like if i may ask??
and ohdamn,, that sounds really stressful! luckly i prepared a nice starbuck drink for you :)
ogh fuck i sent the wasp cup again
fun facts i used to be SUPER scared of wasps and now i dont think i'm scared of them enough. there was a wasp nest on the balcony of my old apartment and i was just like yeah ok. we out here. just dont go to the inside part and we're chill. once i learned that yeah wasps DONT attack unprovoked and are actually really smart (they can learn to recognize humans and then communicate with the rest of the nest that that human is Safe) i stopped being scared of them and now i kind of love them. my fear got a wasp electrocuted to death back when i lived in new jersey. its been years so it would have died by now anyway and it was relatively quick but i still feel bad. what about my pain what about my sorrow etc
i submitted a little story i did to another magazine!! this one nominates for awards! hopefully i get in!!!!!!!! :)
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this feral thembo guy sounds really shitty
if they're such a Understander of emotions, i wonder how could they possibly not figure out that they're making others uncomfortable 🤔
clearly it must be the other people misunderstanding their own emotions, because they have one of the Evil™️ cluster b disorders. [/sarcastic]
your blood pressure sounds pretty awful, i hope you'll be alright (◕︿◕✿) it really sucks that they treated you like this.
(i didn't send asks for a couple days because of The Horrors. teehee.)
i hope you have a nice day!!
- kanra
YEAGGHHHH hes the kind to apologize for inflicting himself unto people but also has zero self awareness. and its like "cmon be nice hes autistic" LIKE. WHEN I TELL HIM he either goes "oh noted" but keeps doing it, or throws a fit!!!
im just. AAAAAA. at least hes gone now! its really funny cuz i wanted to stay friends w him but his paranoia abt me talking smack about him and how he took it out on me..... led to me talking smack about him
its the "i suck at summaries" rule. if all u say abt urself is that ur a terrible horrible awful human being, people are gonna start to agree with you THERE IS.
A TINY LITTLE.
BLACK BUG.
IN MY CEREAL.
HE SAID WHEN HE CAME HERE THAT HIS SHIT MIGHT HAVE ROACHES AND FLEAS. HE DID NOT FUCKING KILL THE ROACHES BECAUSE I SAW ROACHES. SO HE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT KILL THE FLEAS. HE DIDNT LET US SPRAY RAID ON HIS SHIT EITHER.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. IF THIS LITTLE BLACK BUG IS A FLEA.
HE BETTER PRAY TO EVERY SINGLE GOD HE BELIEVES IN THAT ITS NOT. BECAUSE IF I GET A FLEA INFESTATION AFTER THIS FUCKER WASTED MY FOOD, SCARED MY PETS, AND SENT MY FIANCE AND I BACK INTO PTSD MODE
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE. IF I GET A FLEA INFESTATION. I WILL DRIVE BACK TO HIS HOUSE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEATING THIS ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF HIM
you might think this is overkill but google how hard it is to take care of flea infestations and you will understand . you will understand
#kanranon#also dont feel pressured to message every day anon!! :3#i rly look forward to ur messages tho but alas life happens#i hope the horrors leave you alone >:( fuck the horrors#wasks
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sorry for the late response, i got a lil scared （；^ω^） i'm not very skilled at talking to people
the skirt is just a circle skirt i got from a thrift store a few months ago, the zipper broke, so i'm trying to replace it with a new one, and the reason i've been struggling with it so much is that i didn't exactly "secure the zipper with pins" before trying to sew it on, and so i had to rip the seams a couple times because i was way off (i wasn't even 1/3rd done either time i ripped it off so it's not That Bad), and ive also been sewing pretty slow cuz i'm not experienced at all [and i also had a few short to medium length breaks]
i think it's really cool that you made an izaya coat!! perchance some day i will b able to achieve similar things.... i look forward to seeing the pics when you post them!!
- kanra
ahh its ok!! i went to bed anyway :)
and oooooooooof, zippers are SO HARD lmao!! ive never done them by hand, and theyre those types of things that you HAVE to pin- and i like. never use pins lmfao! but take your time and good luck!!
and thank u!!! :) ill post pics at some point but idk when. shits been weird with my personal life so the system's been a bit more active so im kind of remembering barely anything about the days lol!!! lmao!!! fun~!!!!!!! ah well!
#rn im brainstorming ideas to make merch!!!!#i have a LOT of ideas now#yes theyre all drr themed what of it#kanranon#u have ur own tag now yay!!! :D#wasks
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