Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."
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Off duty and on the hunt for adventure.
📸: Jodie Foster
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Jonathan sims is truly A Character of All Time. He was almost fed to a spider when he was a child. He took up the position of archivist without any clue what it's supposed to do. He got moisturized by a mannequin clown for a month straight and all he said was that his skin has never been better. He got kidnapped three times. He stared straight into the void and the void lost. He died but got better. He became the antichrist. He's asexual. His boyfriend has actively encouraged him to murder and he did. Said murders were him looking at monsters so hard they exploded. He would go around making people relive their trauma for a snack. He had two ribs removed by choice. He trusted a pyromaniac to NOT burn him when they shook hands. He had worms make holes in him. He tried to explore a tunnel maze but after it said leave he did no questions asked. He was accused of murder, unrelated to prev mentioned. When accused of murder he went to his ex girlfriend cause he had no other friends. His grandma hated him. He trusted a pyromaniac to NOT burn him when they shook hands. He would send his assistants to do illegal things. I'm obsessed with him
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more practice gale doodles based on screenshots ppl sent me on twitter ^_^ he's soooooooo ^_^ (kicks my feet)
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Jodie Foster and Kali Reis at the premiere of True Detective: Night Country, 11 January 2024
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what the last pringle sees
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