sorry i’ve been gone guys, tiktok and adhd really don’t miss. deleted the app so i should be getting better now

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Do you own plants? Do you name your plants? Do you talk to your plants? Are your plants basically your children? Is cleaning a hobby of yours? Do you like to vacuum? Does the thought of buying a new vacuum bring you joy? Do you own a Dyson? Do you dream of owning a Dyson? Are you cold right now? Do you usually bring a hoodie with you wherever you go "just in case"? Are you thinking about putting your hoodie on right now? Is "Sweater Season" a highlight of the year for you? Do you have an unhealthy obsession with HGTV? Do you get genuinely excited when a House Hunters marathon is on? Do you have a lot of feelings about House Hunters in general? Do you want a tiny house? Do you own too many tote bags? Do you take naps? Do you find yourself struggling to decide whether or not you should read a book or take a nap? Do you love Tupperware? Do you own too much Tupperware? Do you own a Keurig? Do you love your Keurig? Do you have a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon on your fridge right now? Do you go on "field trips" to Michaels? Do you still use Facebook? Do you have anything that's custom-framed? Do you identify as a morning person? Did you wake up before 7 a.m. today? Do you wake up before 7 a.m. on the weekends? Have you ever referred to your friends as "my babies?" Do you still buy magazines? Do you often complain that bars are "too loud?" Do you not go to concerts because they are "too loud?" Do you like places where you can "hear the conversation?" Do you watch Grey's? What about Gilmore Girls? Do you call someone a few years younger than you a "baby"? Are you afraid of Gen Z but still think they will "save everyone" someday? Have you ever self-identified as the "mom" of your friend group? Do you collect mugs? Do you have a favorite mug? Does Love Actually make you cry? Does The Notebook still make you cry? Have you seen The Notebook over ten times? Do you prefer your cat, dog, or pet to actual human beings? Do you have a favorite Starbucks seasonal drink? Does Queer Eye make you cry? Do you get mad when shows you like start at 10? Is 10 p.m. late? Is 11 p.m. really late? Has someone ever called you a "grandma" when you've said "that's too late for me to be out"? Can you not remember the last time you stayed out past midnight? Do you have a go-to trail mix recipe? Are you really good at snacks in general? Do you meal prep? Can you knit? Can you crochet? Do you really want to learn how to cross-stitch? Do you get excited when Michael's Christmas decorations come out? Are you excited for Fall? Have you heard of bullet journaling? Do you want to get into bullet journaling? Do you write in a physical notebook? Did you always have hand sanitizer before the pandemic? Do you bake bread? Do you currently have a sourdough starter? Have you quit caffeine? Are you into tea? Do you like to organize things? Do you own a label maker? Are you good at making smoothies? Do you own a metal straw? Do you own multiple metal straws? Do you own a kettle? Are you sure you're not cold or tired right now? Do you own a slow cooker? Do you actually use it? Do you own a dutch oven? Do brands like Le Creuset and Staub make you excited? Do you have a TikTok? Do you even understand how to use it? Is Marie Kondo somewhat of an idol to you? Do you watch The Today Show or Good Morning America? Do you have strong opinions about the anchors on both of them? Do you not watch award shows because they're on too late? Have you seen every episode of The Great British Bakeoff? Do you use essential oils? Do you own a heating pad? Do you make lists? Do you watch Family Feud? Do you just think Steve Harvey is a great guy? Does your hip hurt? Are you tired right now? Are you cold? You should probably get that sweater

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I’m fond of:

Cats. Weed. New experiences. Getting to know people I have things in common with. Aliens. Horror films. Surveys. Mythology. Nature. The beach. The X-Files. Conspiracy theories. Documentaries. History. Reading. Clothes. Taking walks. Tattoos. Quadding/four-wheeling. Classic rock. Straight-forward people. Metal. Poetry. The Sims.

I’m not fond of:

Extremists. Closed-minded people. Cheese. People who judge or worry about the decisions/opinions of others. Disrespect/ignorance. The media. Cleaning. Romantic comedies. Bugs. ‘Reality’ TV shows. Technology taking over *every* aspect of life. Overdramatic people. Today’s music. Cliches. People who hold certain sentiments simply because the mass majority feels that way. Facebook. Self-righteousness. Being stared at. The US government system. Being condescended to. Being ignored. Beer. Snow/ice. Feeling trapped in my own head.

I enjoy eating/drinking:

Steak. Shrimp. Pizza. Pringles. Ben & Jerry’s. Rice. Potatoes. Bagels. Fruit. Skor bars. Aloe Vera drinks. Bolthouses. Water. Chicken. Salads. Omelets. Zucchini. Dark Russet chips. Hot chocolate.

I like to watch:

The X-Files. Law & Order: SVU. The Twilight Zone. American Horror Story. Married With Children. Twin Peaks. King Of The Hill. Nightmare Next Door. Wicked Attraction. Roseanne. That 70’s Show. Freaks & Geeks. Breaking Bad. Charmed. Family Guy. The Wonder Years.

I would describe myself as:

Laid back. Accepting. Indifferent. Realistic. Ill-tempered. Sarcastic. Blunt. Introverted. Witty. Good-natured. Understanding. Open-minded. Anxious. Headstrong. Honest. Lazy. Moody/Neurotic. Wise. Thick-skinned. Logical. Aloof. Impartial. Cynical. Humorous. Indecisive. Intuitive. Loyal. Modest. Brooding.

I’ve experienced:

A hangover. A really bad break-up. Smoking weed. Doing drugs other than weed. Being in a fist fight. Having my own house. Being on a plane. Smoking a cigarette. Sexual assault/abuse. A pregnancy. Being kicked out of my parent’s house. Hitchhiking. Shooting a gun. Physical abuse. Being hospitalized. An abusive relationship. Watching someone die. Seeing someone stabbed and/or shot. Being robbed. Competing in some sort of competition. Being in love. Gambling in a casino. A surgery of some sort.

Little things I love:

Forehead kisses. Comfortable silences. Warm blankets fresh out of the dryer. Doing something unexpected that wasn’t asked of you. Getting mail. When my kitties snuggle with me. Warm pavement on bare feet. Perfect cereal to milk ratio. Buying the last of something. Fast moving lines. Friendly cashiers. Taking the back roads. Driving on the highway during sunset. Coming across that song on your iPod that you love and haven’t heard in a while. Smiling at strangers. When you come home after a long day and realize it was grocery day. When all of your electronics have a full charge. The fact that mom always seems to have everything I need in her purse. When the last bite of food tastes better than all the rest. Happy tears. That look you give your best friend and then you both burst out laughing. Knowing when your favorite artist is releasing a new album. The atmosphere in a movie theater during a really funny film. When the whole crowd is singing at a concert. Intense eye contact that gives you goosebumps. The feeling that country music gives me. Finding the right words to say. People with beautiful souls. That moment when you realize you finally made it. Finding the perfect thing to wear. When you put zero effort into your appearance and someone compliments you. That feeling of letting go. Pleasant wake up calls. Knowing you made someone’s day a little better. The cold side of the pillow. Spotting the person you’re looking for in a big crowd. Taking off your bra after a long day. When you can taste food again after a cold. Christmas morning. Bloopers. Exact change. Finally remembering what I was going to say. New episodes of your favorite show. Multiple choice exams. Smiling in the middle of a kiss. Not having a to do list. Head massages.

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Today I…

Took a shower. Bought something. Rode in a car. Watched TV. Texted someone. Cooked some food. Talked to a parent. Took more than 5 surveys. Talked to someone I love/am interested in. Walked somewhere. Wrote something on paper. Cleaned something. Talked on the phone. Ate some form of beef. Put on makeup. Straightened my hair. Ate fast food. Checked my email. Watched a movie I have never seen before. Took a picture.

This week I… Went out of town. Stayed somewhere other than my house. Borrowed money from someone. Went shopping. Painted my nails. Had someone stay at my house. Cried. Got paid. Wore the same clothes two or more days straight. Ate at a buffet. Discovered a new website. Felt sick. Played a video game. Went to work. Ate something homemade. Learned something new. Went to school. Masturbated. Tried a new hair style. Helped someone with something.

This month I… Made out with someone. Saw a movie in theaters. Went to a show/concert. Celebrated a holiday. Felt depressed about something. Missed an important call. Wore a new outfit. Got drunk. Had sex. Watched a new TV show. Had a big zit. Threw up. Wore some kind of hat. Dressed up for something. Cleaned my room. Ate pizza. Got hurt. Yelled at someone. Got my hair cut. Bought something online.

This year I… Lost my virginity. Went to the zoo. Took something back to a store. Went to the doctor. Bought someone a really great gift. Moved. Made a huge decision/change. Gained weight. Saw my favorite band live. Got a new job. Turned 16, 18, or 21. Got into a new relationship. Stopped talking to someone. Dyed my hair a different color. Graduated high school. Had a child. Got married. Made a new friend. Got my license. Met someone famous.

This coming year, I hope to… Lose some weight. Get a better job. Be in a relationship. Get a new car. Make more friends. Go back to school/uni. Continue taking surveys. Save more money. Get a new computer. Be happier. Feel better about myself. Go to more concerts. Visit someone in a different state. Help out more around the house. Go to the beach. Go on vacation. Hang out with my parents more. Stay healthy. Complete a goal of mine. Stay out of trouble.