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vrisrezis · 2 years
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If you feel up for it, could you do some mushy/soft headcanons for Hunter & nb/gender neutral reader? Thanks so much!!
Hope you enjoy my actual mental illness for this I am sorry in advance .
You and hunter be like: down with cis .
(Get it cuz ur nb and he’s a he/they trans nb guy bc I said so haha)
Anyways:
- So sweet and supportive about everything, given that he understands what you go through. Dysphoria and all, he helps you through it :))
- totally has binders if you need em
Okay here’s normal hcs now (I made reader kinda goofy and dumb but yk) . Also technically this is kinda ?? gay since ur nb just wanted to make dat clear since I mention . Gay . Things . LOLL
- just hugs you and smooches ur cheek . And makes u feel valid,,,,
- cuddles . Cuddles .
- “MWAH” kiss on the forehead . . while he’s reading or sum
- his favorite position while kissing you is like. Your legs around his waist, hands on his cheeks while kissing him. His hands on your waist .
- OMG SO LISTEN!!! When he’s just being silly n goofy he carries you with you sitting on his shoulders. Piggyback rides too . He may look scrawny but he can handle it promise …
- also sometimes when your on his shoulders . Wrap arms around his neck
- holds ur hand .. give a lil SQUEEZE,,,
- sometimes when he is kissin u he just like grabs on your shirt
- info dumps on you while you read your fav books together or something .
- carries you bridal style sometimez . Usually when he’s feelin protective . Like getting you out of danger or something!
- if you carry him bridal style he grips onto your shirt tightly and he’s all blushy
- sometimes likes to kiss you while laying in your lap instead with his hand cupping your cheek (his face a whole red mess)
- kisses your cheek so hard . Smushes your cheek . Also smushes your cheek with his .
- blanket forts with him
- intertwines his hands with yours . While smiling like a dork
- holds your hand and walks with you all the time <33 hee hee
- when you kiss he grabs at the back of your head sometimes!! Or wraps his arms around your neck
- you guyz cuddlin . Just like poke at his cheek . He loves it even if he acts tsundere about it .
- lay head on his chest . His chin on your head
- kiss everywhere . On the floor . In the kitchen . In bedroom . In the laundry room while Belos is right there and wants you dead .
- when he takes a break from kissing you . Nuzzle him .
- him laying on his crossed arms on your stomach, looking up at you and you look down at him . And you guys do stupid shit like “pfbfpbfft” “PFBFPBFFT” and then start laughing hysterically
- just cuddling and he randomly pecs your forehead multiple times with a “mwah mwah”
- squish his cheeks . His face gets all red and then he does it back to you as payback and he loses his mind over your soft tender skin ..
- hugs you around your middle, legs around your waist while he info dumps about whatever
- I keep talking about y’all on each others lap BUT!! You on his lap and just hugging his head with his arms around you
- when he realizes he’s into dumping he goes quiet and his face gets all red and your just giving him a goofy smile and he loses his mind
- bro just info dumping about a book he read and your like “bro shaking and crying” and he is actually shaking and crying .
- draw on him while he’s reading
- “did you draw a dick on my face?” “No….” Proceeds to draw dicks on his face
- hunter just kisses u for the first time and u go “haha that was awesome” and you’re both a huge blushy mess and then you start beatboxing.
- “aww hunter my skrinkly wimble oonglydoople” “what.”
- hunter isn’t even phased by your “I ❤️ hot dads” shirt anymore you two just standing there casually with it on . You ask him to get a matching one and he’s like “I don’t care that you’re weird but Don’t involve me .”
- you guys playing toys . Sk8 board toys to be exact . He’s like “BOOM SICK TRICK” and you lose your fuckin mind you start sobbing
- “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?” “What’s a shrimp.”
- kiss his cheek . “Smeck” “NOOOO!” then you just smile as his entire face is red and kiki just saw all of that .
- you two don’t see eachother for a long time? Reuniting is just a bunch of “ILY” “<3” “MWAH!” And him hugging you with your legs around his waist . and smooches .
- you two walk with your arms around eachother shoulders like your clingy besties . But it is so much more than that
- listen to music with shared earbuds
- grabs your chin n kisses you sometimes hehe
- kissin while he’s in your lap then you both start gigglin
- neck kisses :3
- he starts laughing though because it tickles
- naps with u . His head in your chest and arms around your upper back and your hugging his mid as your legs overlap on his
- “damn Belos gnc as fuck” “you’re insane”
- “hunter stinks he has no right being the cutest mf ever”
- just smiles . With blush on his face as he looks at you while you talk abt whatever it is . Bro is in love . Soft ass smile . He is smitten
- you just layin on the floor dead . He just flops on you .
- you just jammin to sum tunes and . He is shakin and crying stop we are on a mission please
- you just CRYIN n he comforting u he’s like “babe what’s wrong :(“ and you’re like “I… *sniffle* i ate soap” “…..” “…….” “You what.”
- y’all were watching a movie and you were like “I’d fuck that old man” and he squints at you like you’re insane, looks at the guy and then back at you. “Y/n….”
- be gay do crimes
- “they ordered pickles” meme with u and him . It’s true .
- “I see you don’t have a lifeguard at your beach…;)” “y/n this is a hot tub.”
- “oooo you like me- how EMBARRASSING” you say as you both strangle eachother
- on top of you and hugs you like a teddy bear and just sleeps like that
- Luz be like “>:( he’s awful and mean wtf?!?” And you’re like “you don’t have all the facts” and amity’s like “which are?” “I love him.”
- wearing a shirt that says “hunter apologist” on it
- kissin him with the girly one foot up thing . (I cant actually explain this pls tell me u understand)
- the circle of life between y/n and hunter. Being fucking sad and miserable . And then . “Wait a second I’m gay” and then being happy “SUCCESS!” and then being miserable again . Full circle .
- “do you ever sleep” “sometimes I close my eyes when I sneeze .” “Hunter Jesus”
- also YALL havin this convo when he is being a little shit to Luz or something “why are you a bitch?” “ask myself that question everyday” “well can u stop”
- hunter, beginning of relationship: “affection can be exchanged for goods and services”
Hunter, now in the relationship: “so turns out that isn’t enough and I should utilize “open communication” and “emotional availability” whatever the hell that means. Bullshit.
- you made hunter put on a shirt . The front says “straight pride” the back says “JUST KIDDING. Can you imagine holy fucking shit”
Okay I hope you guys liked my hcs bc. I love hunter and I was feeling rather insane when I made this. .
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Hay Song Lyrics From Popular Hollywood Artist Crucial Conflict from Album.
This song is sung by singer ” Crucial Conflict ” in Year 1996.
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