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jejublr · 7 years

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Vocal Team Coffee Shop AU

Jeonghan

Are you sure this is not a flower boy café at this point?

Bc it might as well be

Doesn’t know s*** about coffee so he helps with the cake and food in the café despite not having a sweet tooth bc it’s fun

But he takes so many naps?? Minghao literally found him dozing off while leaning on the counter once

Oddly gives random advices to customers that are actually useful??

Like if your hair is looking dry af and/or if you need a good haircut?? He knows a good salon

Or if you feel like a flu is coming?? He’d whip out his secret flu remedy tea

He got you, fam

Like, thank u random barista for waking up from ur nap just to impart us with ur wisdom

Likes to tease the living heck out of Chan

“Dino nugu aegi?”

Tended the cashier once but the manager had to change his position bc people would stare at his beauty and the line gets too long lmao

So now he’s a server but the customers don’t want to leave now adsdfjlgjlkl

One day found Seungkwan and Vernon slacking in the back and he’s been found doing it with or without them ever since

Gets into trouble with Seunghceol a lot of times for it but gets away with it bc Jeonghan’s shameless when it comes to doing aegyo

Joshua

A Model Employee for three consecutive months

The sweetest and most gentlemanly person you will ever meet

Writes out encouraging messages on the cups when customers seem to need it

Sweet messages like “Hard work won’t betray you! ^^” for burnt out students or just a simple smiley face for someone who looked kinda down

EVEN THE MANAGER HAS A CRUSH ON HIM

Raps from time to time

“Yeah, café latté so hot, Starbuck’s whattchu got? Seventeen café is on top, serving the best coffee we won’t stop.”

Vernon is shaking

Softly nags hungover customers when they come to the shop

“You shouldn’t have drunk so much.”

“You should’ve just drunk water.”

He got bored during his shift once bc it was a really slow day so he ended up doing the worm on the floor but then a customer came in and it’s just a reaaaally long and awkward eye contact between the two of them

Has a long list of acoustic songs he wanted to recommend to play on the café’s stereo but seeing how Dino and Seungkwan are always bickering on who should play the next song, it doesn’t seem like it’s gonna happen any time soon :(

Sorry, AJ Rafael

Jihoon

Makes a mean coffee bc he smol and angry

Even the manager is afraid

Complains about how disorganized the staff is bc there’s Jeonghan snoozing in the back, the stray cats keep coming back bc of Wonwoo and then there’s Mingyu spreading the Plague

It’s a mess

“If they continue being like that, I will shove this steamer up their–”

The poor kid in the risk of getting high blood pressure from the stress istg

But despite all that, he loves them and looks after the other guys a lot

Like, there’s that one time when a customer was incredibly rude towards Seungcheol (but hOW? WHY?) and Seungcheol seemed really upset from it so Jihoon forced offered him to go home and rest and Seungcheol almost cRIED

JICHEOL IS THE REAL OTP OUT THERE FIGHT ME ON THIS YOU CAN MEET ME OUTSIDE IF YOU DISAGREE

Uses employees’s privilage to black coffee generously

Bc he needs his caffeine to deal with Seungkwan and Seokmin so early in the morning

Helps the café in putting out new beverages

“Pineapple+orange is the same drink flavor???”

“Why...why are the mixed together?!”

“mIGHT AS WELL JUST ORDER WATER, YOU MONSTER.”

Seokmin

Did someone order a side of the most beautiful smile with their coffee?

Who needs coffee when his thousand watt smile is enough to charge your day???

It could be Monday morning and you’re having a bad day already at 7 am and you decided to grab some coffee and then you see this sunshine of a man and wow???? you feel like you can take on the world now

The manager couldn’t have chosen anyone more fitting to be a cashier than Seokmin with his positive vibe

Has the weirdest and contagious laugh

Like, Seungkwan and Chan would be at it again and he’d be laughing his ass off all the way at the counter but you wouldn’t be able to help but to snort into your drink bc that’s the weirdest and most beautiful laugh you’ve ever heard

Sings to himself while working

It’s the most beautiful yet annoying thing ever

Like, one song would be playing on the stereo but he’d just sing out whatever song has been stuck in his mind

“Dollar bill y’all, dollar bill y’all.”

Tried to wink seductively like Seungcheol does to the customers

They ended up thinking he had an eye infection so the manager told him to go home lmaoo

Seungkwan

Seokmin’s rival for Loudest Employee of the Month

Isn’t as loud as Seokmin but his divaness definitely takes up the lose space for that

When the others laugh at him for his attempt to speak English to a foreign customer, he keep his head up and say

“My English is best quality.”

Omg yas baby it issssss

Likes to sing as he tends like Seokmin does

Snatches everyone’s wig whenever he start to full-on imitating Vernon’s rapping

Always ends up being the one to promote on the streets when the shop has promotions bc of his MC voice

Slacks off pretty often with Vernon in the back

Dominates the mic during company dinner/day out at the karaoke place

Insists recommends to the manager to have a karaoke night

“Goddangit, Seungkwan, this is a café, not a disco 90s showdown.”

The café’s unofficial cake decorator and helps Jeonghan with the food

Makes the prettiest frostings for the cakes

That is if he didn’t get into a food fight in the kitchen with Soonyoung first

Always bickering with Chan over who will choose the music for the day

“Beyoncé-sunbaenim will always be superior to Michael Jackson.”

Other Coffee Shop!AU

Hip Hop Unit | Performance Unit

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