okayyy....??

I’m so sorry I feel like I keep ranting but my oldest sister has decided that I’m looking after her three from tomorrow to Sunday as well like wtf like at least ask me first plz I’m happy to have them tho but it was a bit annoying

The only solution is if to enlist Jude to help me tbh I think he would be so good with kids

Btw do you have anons if so can I be 📀 (I’m the one with the 7 sisters)

dw abt it and ofc u can be an anon!!! but omg i’d be so mad abt that bc she didn’t ask that’s kinda rude. jude wld be more than happy to help tbf like he’d bring so many games and stuff and sweets and wld just spoil them rotten to make it easier for u

oh also the distortion acts like a cat. drapes itself over the back of sofas. lounges in the sun. purrs. slow blinks and turns its back and shows its stomach as signs of trust. its hair gets really ... intense? i imagine that its hair moves on its own so whenever its angry its hair gets all like. spiky. not literally spiky tho like cartoon spiky. like someone passed a soundwave thru its hair. sometimes it shows up to lounge on judy perry bcs warm. she hates this. its eyes dilate when its in Silly Mode

YES! all of this is Objectively Correct!! distortion cat mannerisms is So Real,, it's the autism i think its eyes are very cat-like in their appearance and functionalities as well. pupils turn in2 slits when its angry & whatnot. and the purring is involuntary and often times Embarrassing on top of this, i like to think the distortion LIKES cats. a lot. ive had this idea floating around in my head 4 a while of the distortion visiting georgie's place to bother the archivist and the Second the admiral strides in, it is immediately On The Floor petting him & mimicking his purr. it just has a Real big soft spot for our four-legged friends i also think it maaay keep a cat. or two. or ten. or fifty+. kinda just in-and-out of its hallways but it considers them all 2 be Its Cats. ....mooost of them were strays off the street..? Most. it just abt Snatches up the admiral but it Wants 2 be Friends w/ georgie So no cat </3 but he does sit on its lap while it records What the Ghost segments w/ georgie - w/ all the crazy stories it has (a few true, some half-true, most Not True), it becomes a regular guest! :o) also Also as 4 its hair i like 2 think its hair kinda like. curls/ruffles up (kinda like how a cats hair might stand up along its spine, or how a bird's feathers might puff up?) when its aggravated/annoyed abt smthing. deflates/straightens out when it's sad. its hair moves almost like a Snake. i think it changes colors too (not just its hair - its skin, clothes, everything) like a fuckin... monster mood ring ALSO THIS IS CRAZY BUT IVE HAD THE SAME THOUGHT ABT JUDE?! i think she Can't cause damage 2 its physical form (which is INCREDIBLY frustrating, esp bcuz it Does Not Hesitate 2 rub it in her face). also i think desolation avatars as a whole r Banned frm the hallways. keep all melty hands AWAY frm the Door plz & thank u!!!