i cant keep this to myself anymore. everytime i listen to this fucking song all i can hear is eric cartman

Jay-Z - Dope Boy Fresh (Jockin' Jay-Z) *FULL VERSION*

Jokingly asked a friend if they needed a secretary at his workplace and he was like "omg yes please come in tomorrow"

Well kids that's apparently how you get a job

… › i like that boom boom pow ゞ!?

𖧧｡° them chickens jockin' my style ° ｡𖧧

Jeff is reaaaaaadyyyyyyyy 😎👏🙌

From a "cave" to an Hollywood mansion 😎

Just jockin' 🤪🤣😂

🔪 cleavers up, bring 'em here 🔪 🦴 femurs all swing on the ceiling like a chandelier 🦴 💃 she sittin' there in a white dress, looking like she should get it 💃 🎭 licking the lips of the reddest, should invest in a head clinic 🎭 🦷 he got a pocket full of incisors and pliers 🦷 😒 in a briefcase in case she get inspired, she ain't 😒 😈she tryin' to suck face off the bone 😈 💅 you should know she is prone to swallow the marrow 💅 🫀 she gettin' her eagle on down on the floor 🫀🥂 see how the drinks are flowing off of the top shelf 🥂🤵 men are flashing their belt buckle and wallet leather clock 🤵👀 and they can't stop watching they're jockin' em 👀 👠while she rockin' them 8 inch stilettos 👠 🩸 ain't into metal, just leather and lace and the taste of oxidation 🩸 😫 lay still and let her let like leeches suck 😫 😳 she might let you fuck but she want 😳 (body and blood) 🗣️ she don't need you for shit but your dick and your veins 🗣️ 🫀 and your guts and your 🫀 (body and blood) 💃 every man see she thick and they wish they could bang 💃😜 when she strut, she got 😜 (body and blood)💅 nails did, hair did, body right, teeth white 💅🔪 knives sharp, gettin' 🔪 (body and blood) 🗣️ if you a bad bitch, let 'em know you ain't out for the dough 🗣️ you want (body and blood) 👯 twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl 👯 (body and blood) 🔪 cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl 🔪 (body and blood) 🪓 kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl 🪓 (body and blood) 🥩 eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl 🥩 ☺️ she got her own home, she got her own set of power tools ☺️ 🤔 her own unmarked van, plan meticulously laid out 🤔🖌️ and splayed on the walls 🖌️ 📸 all scrawled on dated polaroids of severed heads plated 📸 💉she got vials of ketamine, rohypnol, and promethazine 💉 🥴 blunts with amphetamines and whatever your pleasure be 🥴 🤤 medically, she readily be 🤤 🍷providing the flyest of times to dine with the finest of wines🍷😱 try and you'll find cut glass to get you cut fast without cuttin' 😱♦️ she got a diamond tattoo on her upper thigh ♦️ 👀 another fine mess walks by and cuts eyes 👀 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 she let her go, she got a bad little body 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🥵 plus a mean walk, mean ass, make jaws slack 🥵 💄but the black make-up match the black makeup 💄 🪚 bag of black clippers and steel and chrome-dip slick black handled switchblades she flips, she gettin' 🪚 (body and blood) 🗣️ she don't need you for shit but your dick and your veins 🗣️ 🫀 and your guts and your 🫀 (body and blood)💃 every man see she thick and they wish they could bang 💃 😜 when she strut, she got 😜 (body and blood) 💅 nails did, hair did, body right, teeth white 💅 🔪knives sharp, gettin' 🔪 (body and blood) 🗣️ if you a bad bitch, let 'em know you ain't out for the dough 🗣️ you want (body and blood) 👯 twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl 👯(body and blood) 🔪 cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl 🔪 (body and blood) 🪓 kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl 🪓 (body and blood) 🥩 eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl 🥩🕯️candles by the mirror, perfume on the dresser, yes sir🕯️🥀 red sheets made of satin, flowers in the bible drying 🥀🍷red wine in the goblet, golden trojan wrappers🍷❤️‍🔥chainsaw motor revving outside, bloodstains on the carpet, annie ❤️‍🔥👗 elbow-length gloves, thigh high fishnets, and the garter👗✝️ god's son crucified on her necklace, hang just where breasts heave ✝️⛓️and by the cheek, got a machine⛓️🥵 make 'em pray that the sex, life and death she doles 🥵🕺and when she body rolls, see how the party go dumb🕺💊 and the pills dissolve, tongue kiss and room revolve 💊 😵 more than a few will fall, 😵🩻 black light and new resolve 🩻 she gettin' (body and blood) 🗣️ she don't need you for shit but your dick and your veins 🗣️🫀 and your guts and your 🫀 (body and blood) 💃 every man see she thick and they wish they could bang💃 😜 when she strut, she got 😜 (body and blood) 💅 nails did, hair did, body right, teeth white 💅 🔪 knives sharp, gettin' 🔪 (body and blood) 🗣️ if you a bad bitch, let 'em know you ain't out for the dough 🗣️ you want (body and blood) 👯 twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl, twerk somethin' girl 👯 (body and blood) 🔪 cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl, cut somethin' girl 🔪 (body and blood) 🪓 kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl, kill somethin' girl 🪓(body and blood) 🥩 eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl, eat somethin' girl 🥩 (body and blood)(body and blood) (body and blood) (body and blood)

I’ve been trying to do an “official” (the first attenpti didn’t feel right) gjinka of Buddy for sometime (also Shard) but my creativity on paint wasn’t cooperating, and its after 30 minutes in whiteboard jockin’ with my friend that i had drawned this

So sad to read Steve Wright has died. Used to love listening to Serious Jockin' on a Friday afternoon on BBC Radio 2 with the children when I was a nanny. NO G!!!

[Intro] Yuu Soulja Boy Tell 'Em Ayy, I got this new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy You just gotta punch, then crank back three times from left to right (Ah, yuu) [Chorus] Soulja Boy off in it, oh Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank that Soulja Boy Then Superman that, oh Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch Soulja Boy off in it, oh Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank that Soulja Boy Then Superman that, oh Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch [Verse 1] Soulja Boy up in it, oh Watch me lean then watch me rock Superman that, oh Yeah, watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jockin' on them haters, man When I do that Soulja Boy I lean to the left then crank that thang, now (Yuu) I'm jocking on yo' (I'm jocking on yo') And if we get to fightin' then I'm cocking on yo' (Then I'm cocking on yo') You catch me at yo' local party Yes, I crank it everyday Haters gettin' mad 'cause I got me some Bathin' Ape [Chorus] Soulja Boy off in it, oh Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank that Soulja Boy Then Superman that, oh Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch Soulja Boy off in it, oh Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank that Soulja Boy Then Superman that, oh Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch me yuu (Crank that Soulja Boy) Now watch

Kent

Kent (formally the Bond of Kent and Normandy; in Roun French The Bond de Caint dot Normandy) was a state in southern Albion and northern Gaul.

Pre-Conjuring Kent In the first millennium, Kent was first an independent English kingdom and then a vassal of Wessex through its ascension and decline, gaining power and some autonomy as Wessern might diminished. Similarly-positioned Essex had a long enmity with Kent, with King Athelwolf of Essex mounting the most successful attempted conquest in the tenth century.

In the tenth century, King Jothegh of Borland arrived in Kent with his queen and children, twice-exiled from Borland and Sothbar following the Dane invasions of the island.

Pre-Conjuring Normandy Normandy was formed from Dane settlements in the north of Gaul in the ninth and tenth centuries. By the eleventh it had been established as a vassal of the Kingdom of the Franks as the Duchy of Normandy, ruled by the Drengot family. It stretched from the Vire river in the west to Flanders in the east, and Norman in-migration southward to found towns such as Thelmass continued for some centuries.

As the Dane Supremacy in the north waned in the tenth century, many left Sodrick and other Danish lands to the relative prosperity of Normandy. Moreover, Norman ships participated in raids along the coasts of Europe through this period, as far afield as Marsella in 946 N.

The Kernovan Conjuring and Afterwards The political union of English Kent with Normandy began in 1029 N with the Norman-led subjugation of the Petty Kingdom of Kent as the first step in the creation of the First Drengotian Empire (also called the Constant Empire). This invasion was triggered by the death of the elderly patriarch Rodulf of Kent, who had ruled since childhood for nearly eight decades.

During the Wars of Fealty in the late fifteenth century, Kent was ruled by the Two Henries, the twin first-born sons of Vincent II. Kent came to a rapprochement with France to its south in the 1590s, just as the wars were becoming increasingly tangled and expensive.

Alongside the cities of London and Paris, Kent was the political centre of the Drengot Collusion of the late nineteenth and twentieth centuries, with many governmental buildings located in Roun. Among these was the Red House, the popular name for the Kentish Ministry for Information. The activities of the Red House precipitated the Furore of 1961, which in turn led to the collapse of leader Darchild's tinplate administration (via the Darchild memorandum) and with it the entire Drengot Collusion. The dissolution of the Collusion inspired the Kentish ostracon reforms, which were subsequently used as a model in several polities around the globe.

The state's professional lineball team won the global tournament only once, in 1965.

Notable Kentish people - Jan Tacquerai, historian and linguist - Jockin Abiscander, deixist historian and author - Mark Deuthex, author and intelligence agent - Vincent Margouille, author and professional lineball player - Vréqueu Margouille, professional lineball player

Nothing about Eminem’s career has anything to do with him that’s correct one left to his own devices we get this

Hip-hop has not sounded like this in a very long time and it has never done it again

It didn’t even sound like this when Dr. Dre hit

Cruising down the street in my 64 jockin the bitches slapping the hoes 

This is Beastie Boys when have we ever done that again

I love you rick Rueben 

I mean 2009 but you kinda gotta put a little Kanye spin on it

Taemin & Onew since yesterday announcement...

Just jockin' 🤣😉 anyway they are "free" for their solo careers : as Shinee they are still under a contract with 🤡 company

FINE, 5’9 AND IM JOCKIN’

the bosss? press x to doubt

lol no, i'm better than all y'all niggas. she said double digits, but imma need 10 figures. new bling on all ten fingers. bitch you not esco! we bout to let the whole u.s. know you a flour girl it ain't no snow. fo sho'. ... is it really you? pink rozay finna eat my peers. ain't no wings me stoppin me. ain't no fat niggas out here jockin' me. dem franchise boyz ain't cockblocking me. do you follow me because i swear to god? ... i hope y'all niggas were not that dumb. carrot crotch is not adam. not my son but my step son. step ladder was reaching but i think she missed one. imma need several milli yon. karru3che was it a shell company? or is that amm1ka? y'all have the same vibration.