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#jirt what the fuck we had a theme going
carlandrea · 1 year
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Tolkien: death is the gift of Eru to men. It cannot and should not be avoided or defeated. Any attempt ends in madness and tragedy
Also Tolkien: yeah and then Tuor became immortal lmao
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No one asked but here are my opinions on the WeGo collabs Bandori has done. Under the cut because I got a lot of shit to day and also they have seventeen characters.
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Wave one
Overall opinion: Very trendy and fashion forward. Definitely the midpoint between comfy and fashion. All together they’re a little incohesive, Lisa especially looks overdressed here, but overall they’re very cute. They look like they’re gonna get coffee together, or maybe go to the Yamabuki bakery to try the new bread.
Hina: She’s probably my least favorite look, but I still think she looks quite cute. Her skirt is honestly what I have the biggest problem with, I just think it looks very saturated. Luckily her item in the collab was the bag which is what I want out of this outfit.
Moca: She looks ready to kiss girls and I respect the hell out of that. I don’t have much to say about this look except for that I don’t like the length of the pants. I know you wanted to show off your cool socks but the length is stressing me out please. I THINK the jacket was her item which I would like.
Saya: SO cute, SO SO cute!!!! Her low side pony, her fashion glasses, the long dull yellow cardigan, her pants!!!!! Absolute mom energy!!! LOVE it!!!! Her item was the shirt that has “heartbeat” on it which is a reference to her character song, I’d buy it but I’m not 100% sure I’d wear it.
Lisa: I said she was overdressed but she is far and away my favorite in this set. She said “I wanna be a PREP” and she delivered. That gingham skirt, the BERET, her hair being completely down!!!!! She did, in fact, do that!!!! Her item was the comfy ass sweater!!!! GOD I WISH I HAD IT WEH...
Misaki: She kinda looks like she threw together her outfit last minute but you know what I respect her. OH my god she’s wearing a jirt (jean skirt) i thought she was wearing jorts this whole time. I also think the headband is very cute! Her item was her hoodie which is adorable, I’d buy it.
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Wave two
Overall opinion: This one is on the comfy side of the WeGo line, and the most cohesive of the four groups. Honestly this looks like they’re going to a fall festival and they’re gonna post their looks on Instagram.
Chisato: EXTREMELY comfy. She looks very preppy, and I adore her braid. Her item is her “JULIET” sweater.
Ran: Very punk, I think it’s a very brave choice to match her fishnets with those boots. I love her ear muffs. Her item was her hoodie.
Tae: She looks like a very preppy college kid, which is a very nice vibe. I honestly think it’s the skirt that sends it to college kid, alongside her bun. Her item was her letterman jacket, which I know has “HANAZONO LAND” on it, which is a reference to her character song.
Rinko: I would wear her outfit, it’s SO comfortable looking, AND HER HAIR IS SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!! I JUST NOTICED HER SOCKS HAVE BOWS ON THEM I WANT TO HUG HER!!!!!!!! Her item was the bag that has “Neo Fantasy Online” on it, which is the MMO she plays.
Kaoru: Giant Lesbian Energy. I have no idea what her shirt says, it looks like it’s supposed to be a SUPREME parody. This is a gay person I respect. Also love the buttons on her beanie. Her item was the long-ass plaid coat with “hakanai” stitched on it.
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Wave three
Overall opinion: The trendy half of the scale. Pretty cohesive, although I think Aya’s messes with the balance a little. These gals look ready to go to a theme park and drag poor Arisa by the arm to go on all the rides.
Aya: Honestly the least fashionable out of the group, which I think is a bit odd for an idol, but makes total sense when she’s off-duty. I wish they sold her phone case because it’s also very cute. I like her glasses too! Her item is, surprisingly enough, her hoodie.
Himari: SO cute, oh my god. I adore all her vibes here. Her skirt, her necklace, all the colors, her pose. Adore her. I hold her, so cute. Her item is the plaid over-shirt.
Ako: BABY GIRL. BABY!!!!! Her one ponytail looks a little odd but she is the most fashionable middle schooler. I LOVE her chucks. Her item is the cross-body bag.
Arisa: WAH I LOVE HER BRAIDS she looks so nice like she’s about to go into the forest. Also her lepord print bag, so cute. Her item is her jacket, which has a bonsai on it.
Hagumi: The most comfortable here. She looks like she’s ready to run anywhere, which absolutely fits with her personality. I love this little honkgumi. Weh. Her item is her sweater!
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NayuRen
Overall opinion: Compared to the girls, these two are LACKING, especially in their pose. Ren is simply Standing There. However I can’t bring myself to hate it. Definitely on the comfy side of the scale, a little incohesive but then again what can you do with two people who have very different fashion sense. They look like they’re about to go on a date with each other which is literally what every fanartist who’s drawn these two in these outfits have said (they will literally title it “nayuren date clothes”).
Ren: I want his hoodie so fucking badly. It has the words “Triones” on it, which are the seven stars of the Big Dipper, and the sleeve has the Big Dipper’s seven stars on it... whiiiiiiich is 100% a reference to his last name (Nanahoshi = Seven Stars). I make fun of him but I still want the hoodie so I am booboo the fool. His scarf also has writing on it, “If I am with you I can even catch a shooting star”, next to a ship, which I think is a reference to Argonavis (his band) which is ADORABLE. He looks extremely comfy, very warm. Ren in a scarf gives me the UWUs. Both his hoodie and his scarf is what they’re selling.
Nayuta: Okay. Okay. Okay. Nayuta is already a gay people I do not respect. So THIS fucking fit?! WHO GAVE HIM THE FUCKING BERET?!?!?!?!?! Every single person who’s seen this has pretty much agreed that it was Ren but like, when they were drawing this, why did they think someone who’s main visual charm point is his hair cat ears needed a hat. Combined with the plaid shirt, and I say this as kindly as I can, this is the gayest fucking outfit they could’ve put this man in. Combined with the fact that it looks like he’s looking at Ren, we get it you fucking catboy you have a crush on him and can’t process it. Oh and the text above his shirt says “NO ONE CAN STOP ME” which is a lyric in the song SCATTER. They’re selling the shirt and the gay little hat and honestly I kinda want the beret.
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