"so then I stabbed him-" "wait, hold on, I thought it was yellow-die who killed wen ruohan?" "well, wen ruohan was like the evillest man ever right?" "duh." "well, don't you think it would take more than one person to kill the evillest man ever? as cool as yao-ge is, the evillest man ever needs to be stabbed a whole BUNCH of times til he dies." "AND he could make zombies." "exactly. so yeah, then I stabbed him, and there was like, a FOUNTAIN of blood, and-"

look... I just think that teen Mo Xuanyu should be allowed to bullshit his gaggle of gullible sort-of-nephews as much as he likes, okay???