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Plague thought (I have covid this isn't a thought about a plague au)
Warlord Billy and belly dancers Steve sent in to entertain Billy and his mean to by the city more time. Of course he's not just a belly dancer but an assassin. Something Billy already took into account when he invited/dragged Steve to his tent.
Steve tries to kill Billy, and they fight. Billy manages to get the upper hand, pinning Steve to the ground with a promise. "I'm going to fuck you so hard you forget your own name and the reason you were sent to me."
Steve doens't forget but despite his rough demeanor and harsh tongue, Steve is into it. By morning he's decided that he likes what Billy is offering him much more than the folks who hired him to kill the warloard.
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Billy who makes videos crushing fruits and vegetables, mostly between his thighs and Steve who thirst watches and always leaves comments like "Please crush me next 🥵🥵💦💦"
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So I saw this post and well you know how it goes…
 Now I’m thinking about Entomologist Ganondorf and traveler Link
 Link in one of the rare times he is home for a few days and finds himself without plans turning on the old television that came with the place. Flipping through the channels absently and finding nothing of interest until he sees this giant of a man with butterflies clinging to him as he talks about them. Link recognizes the butterflies, he tasted on a few years back when he was traveling death mountain. Spiciest bug he ever tastes and the effects were great, he could barely feel the heat of the lava as he climbed higher and higher.
 Ganondorf calls them Smotherwings and talks about all their benefits and how the locals use them in potions they sell to visitors to help them stand the heat of the volcano. From there he moves onto another region and another bug Link’s eaten while visiting. He watches entrance and fascinated as the man interacts with both live and mounted specimens talking about all of their benefits Link had unknowingly been taking advantage of.
 Link posts about the show as he watches it. How attractive he finds the butterfly man how he wants to eat bugs with him and listen to him talk about them for hours. How he wants to marry the butterfly man.
Once the show is over Link is immediately trying to find the episode so he can track the butterfly man down. Unfortunately other than using the one social media app to post pictures from his travels he’s no very good with the internet. He texts Zelda in frustration. She laughs as his continued ineptitude with technology that isn’t the one app he bothered to learn. She does manage to find his name and then Link is able to find him too.
 Link starts following the man looking forward to more bug related content from him in the future.
 He wakes up the next morning to find that Ganondorf has followed him and gone through all of his stuff likening all of his bug eating posts. On the post where Link expressed wanting to marry the man, sure it would never be seen by more than a few friends Ganondorf has replied with - I’m flattered 💍-
 Zelda being the little shit she shared it with her own massive following with – You’re going to say yes right? -  She is not the only one commenting on it, hundreds of people Link does not know have opinions on their supposed upcoming nuptials. It is a little unsettling and he promises himself to get revenge on Zelda for unleashing her followers on him. He has a massive uptick in followers since last night because of all of this.
 He doesn’t respond publicly instead sliding into Ganondorf’s dms - Do you want to go on a date? – Nervous and hopeful, stomach feeling like he has tried swallowing a live butterfly again. It tickles too much he will not make that mistake again.
He is not left waiting long, phone pinging near immediately with a response - Will there be bugs? -
 That is an easy question to answer – Yes – and he hopes it will be well received. He is pretty sure it will be but there is still a nerve racking second before he gets his answer.
 - I’d love to – Link is giddy with excitement.
 They both go radio silence for a while, no bug facts from Ganondorf, no pictures of Link’s travels. When they do finally show up online again they both post the same picture. The two of them smiling and feeding each other bugs in some remote location.
 Zelda once again has her followers in a frenzy when she replies to their pictures with – There better not be any bugs in the wedding cake. – They laugh when they read it and go back to enjoying traveling together, ignoring their growing follower count.
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Catboy Steve insisting on laying on Billy’s chest every night at bed time. Not for cuddles not exactly. No he presses the top of his head under Billy’s chest with desperation until he scratches at his shoulder blades and behind his ears. Steve purrs so hard he's drooling into the hollow of Billy’s neck, tail curled over a thick thigh and eyes closed as he smiles and drags a sharp canine against Billy’s chin. On more than one occasion Billy comes out of it with pin prick claw marks on his pecs when Steve forgets himself. Marks Billy will fuss about but inevitably drag Steve back on top of him the next night anyhow when he's doing his chastised self denial thing. Billy can't sleep without their little nightly routine either anymore.
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Artist Steve who likes to draw monster and ends up seeking them out so he can capture them right. He almost dies a bunch of times but he always wins them over with his compliments and his skills. He is so well liked by the monsters that some of them sniff him out from time to time.
He sits sketching for hours in a hydras lair, sees it slay a few knights and captures that too. He nearly gets barbecued by a dragon who thinks he came to steal from it but he drops his sketch book while running and then instead gets dragged to its hoard so he can capture it with all its beautiful treasure. The siren that caught him sketching mermaids and decides to pose for him instead of making him a meal.
He sketches a fay form outside of their circle as it tries to trick him into coming through to his realm to stay, he knows better than to fall for that. The Valkyrie he meets on the battle field who poses with her worthy warriors all of them excited for Valhalla. The eldritch horror that keeps putting out the one candle it allowed him because it has a habit of blowing and making spooky noises because that is how it usually interacts with humans before dragging them into its inky dark depths. Steve lights it again with tentacles creeping over him, that shoot back into the shadows like they are allergic to light and he picks up where he left off.
The ogre raising a nymph who both pose for Steve and then spend a week trying to convince him to move in. The werewolf who follows him around like a puppy wagging his tail when Steve plays fetch with him for a few hours wearing him out and then sketching him while he chews on the fresh meal he caught. The satyr who serenades him whenever they cross paths.
Then there is the vampire who tracks Steve down all “I hear you like sketching monsters I’ll make you a deal.” Who gets more than a fresh meal and his portrait out of Steve. Who tracks Steve down months later and ends up fighting another vampire over him because no way is he letting anyone else have his boy’s blood.  Fucks Steve in the mess from the fight as he growls about not letting other vampires touch him, about how he shouldn’t be sketching other vampires at all. Steve will not give up on sketching others, there are different species after all and so far he has only managed to sketch three of them but he does agree to not giving his blood to others as he sketches Eddie with a broken bit of charcoal in the moonlight.
The minotaur that offers him the freshest reddest tomatoes each day he’s in the labyrinth capturing all the different creatures. Who goes all sky and bashful when Steve tells him to not move, the way his fur is catching the sun is stunning.  Billy at the end of Steve’s time there decides he is going to join him on his adventure. He is more than a little in love with the man who made him see himself as beautiful like he did before he was cursed to this form and not just a horrid creature like other humans before him.
The minotaur and the vampire butt heads when they first meet given their affinity for Steve. They grow on each other and soon enough Steve finds himself not so much caught but kept between them between sketches. The two of them make it clear to the other monsters that despite Steve’s flateries and interest in their different skills and features he is very much taken.
No I will not give up the hc that minotaur Billy grows tomatoes in the labyrinth.
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Alpha Steve buying omega Billy a knotting sheath as a courting gift because he knows how much his omega likes the idea of being able to knot and pup him up. Steve is just as into it as Billy of course, spends the whole day on his belly ass up being filled and knotted by his omega when he accepts the gift.
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Eddie is like a shapeshifter mothman who meets fae Steve, who sparkles and glows. He is prettier and more alluring than any lamp Eddie's flown straight at.
Eddie tells him as much and of course Steve starts shining like a beacon in the night asking "How many lamps have you run into."
Eddie trying for cool and collected brushing his singed antenna(is that what they're called) back trying to come up with a good line instead his mouth answers before his brian can catch up "All of them." Which is unfortunately true, it is why half the street lamps in town don't work.
He is feeling embarrassed and a little annoyed at his own filter until Steve glows brighter with his mirth. Eddie cannot help moving closer drawn like a flame but Steve just curls an arm around him inviting him to fly into his arms. So much softer, gentler than all of those lamps.
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I dunno, I should be packing but Psych au?
Where Robin is Shawn and Steve is Gus. Or vice versa but I can see Steve bitching but ending up going along with things.
Lassiter Billy, where when he gets away from his father he goes very straight laced by the books. Robin always shove Steve in his direction because she knows he's a sucker for him. Billy has a tendency to let them get away with shit one days where Steve is wearing his tightest khakis.
Chrissy is his bubbly new partner who’s always letting Robin do shit she shouldn’t. Is it because they're flirting or because she honestly believes Robin is psychic. No one is sure but there is a betting pool on when they will get together.
Eddie is the coroner, I don't think I need to elaborate on that.
I haven't seen the show in ages I can't think of who anyone else should be. Though Juliet's roll could also be filled by Nancy. It's hard to chose.
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Giant whale mer Billy with his cute celestial pearl danio mer Steve who's itty bitty compared to him. Billy stuffs Steve in his mouth to keep him hidden when predators or just other whale mer come around. Steve’s annoyed the first time but Billy is so big inside so roomy. It's not long before he's built a home for himself inside of his boyfriend. Maybe somewhere in the space between his eye socket and his mouth.
The Whale and The Danio
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Steve/Stevie wearing a BRAT chain nipple clamps and Billy/Billie tugging on them while they fuck them.
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Model Billy/Model Steve/Photographer Eddie
First time porn model Steve working with photographer Eddie and model Billy for his first shoot. 
He is nervous and they are charming in their own ways. They shoot the pics for a soft core shoot and Steve is more than a little worked up. If it is not Billy’s hands on him, it is Eddie directing him into the right position. He never realized he was so into being manhandled and told what to do.
They invite him back to Billy’s apartment for a beer and Steve does not hesitate, too jittery to just go home and try and sleep even if laying in bed wanking to the thought of them is tempting. 
Steve is barely through his first beer, sandwiched on the couch between Eddie and Billy when they start really touching him again, not just thigh and shoulders pressed together. A hand sliding against his neck pulling him to face Billy as Eddie pressed in close to his back, a hand sliding over his thigh, creeping closer and closer to his tented shorts. “This alright pretty boy?” Billy rasps, thumb brushing up against his lip and Steve nods wanting to really feel the tickle of his mustache, not just the almost brush from the photoshoot. 
Steve finds himself in Billy’s bed split between them, the water bed rolling under theme to the thrusts of Billy and Eddies hips as they fuck his mouth and ass. The sun is coming up, copper light floating in through the curtains as Eddie pushes his sweaty bangs out of his face and praises him just like he did during their shoot. “You’re doing so good Stevie,  you’re such a good boy for us.” Grin filthy as Steve monas around his cock. Billy speeds his hips up like he is trying to reclaim his attention, pressing bites against his back.
He is all fucked out, the glow of the room softer as the sun shifts, he lays splayed out all over Billy, half a sleep when they start working together to shift him again. 
“Perfect, stay just like that for me sweet thing.” Eddie praises as he starts taking pictures of the two of them laying together, the focus Steve’s hickey covered neck and back. 
Billy presses a kiss against his sweaty hairline, hand falling to his ass and sliding between his crack, two fingers finding a home there making Steve clench with a little whine. “Stay still for us pretty boy, I want Eddie to take this one just for us.”
The next time he comes over for a beer Billy has the picture of his ass, two fingers pressed inside, blown up and framed hanging over the couch. “You have to sign it,” Eddie tells him, brandishing a silver sharpie. Steve moves closer when Billy smiles and nods at him “See right under our names.” Pointing at the silvery scrawny and Steve adds his own right under. 
As soon as he is done the sharpie is removed and he finds himself sandwiched between them again exactly as he had hoped when he accepted their offer again. 
Billy likes to point at the picture and say “I own that ass.”
Eddie is always around to cough a “We.”
Steve is just embarrassed and terribly turned on.
The plan is to someday flesh this out into a real fic 🤷‍♀️
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90's hc Billy and Steve get tamagotchis that they name after one another and they are both terrible with them. Steve’s always dies and Billy's always runs away and they are both dramatic about it. Billy however is the most dramatic with his "What dying once wasn't enough for you, you had to starve me too?" It is all a con because Billy knows he can egg Steve into making anything he wants for dinner that night if he lays it on thick enough.
Just Billy and Steve in their late twenties arguing over their little toy pets. Billy would get a black one with purple flames and Steve has some pastel thing because he finds pastels soothing. On second thought Billy gets a rainbow one because he's full of pride.
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Birdboy Billy learns to mimic Catboy Steve’s favorite crinkle toy because he's a little shit and wants his attention.
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Steve inviting Billy over for an egg hunt... all of the eggs are inside of him.
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minor dubious consent in regard to a kink. full shift werewolf bestiality? Kind of. Does it count if the beast in question is a werewolf? knotting
Thinking about werewolf Billy fucking into Steve and shift as he’s about to cum. Form shifting, bones crack, hips still managing to jack rabbit the hands holding Steve down shifting to paws. Steve told him not to, told him he didn’t want to get fucked like this but as Billy’s cock widens, the knot catching at his rim expanding as buckets of cums starts filling him up he’s to into it to remember that. Pushed over the edge and cum stupid as Billy keeps coming, tied together and stopped up, belly bulging with all that seed.
Steve remembers later though one the high of it is over left tender. It doesn’t matter that Billy used his long tongue to lick all the cum out of him; he still feels like he’s going to leak at any moment with the way the knot has left him stretched despite the puffy state of his rim. Smacking Billy’s nose with a rolled up newspaper regardless of his form with an annoyed bad dog. He still lets Billy do it again only this time with his explicit consent on a comfortable bed.
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Today, I've been thinking about Minotaur Steve. He has an almost passing appearance at times except for the horns because the enchantress that lives in the middle of the maze and raised him figured it would keep him safer.  Which is why Billy doesn't attack him on sight. He's been sent here to kill the Minotaur in exchange for his sister. Steve offers him another way.
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