okay i have over a hundred jeff pictures to save and sort and I know i brought this on my self but oh my god...lol...
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🪐 jeff satur waist leaderboard 👅
Hello sats! This is one of the goofiest and most important things I will ever do, and I would love your support to get this off the ground. Heavily inspired by @jeffyfitoftheyear, shout out to them for the great work they did with that, I had a really fun time watching and interacting with it.
The rules are incredibly simple: submit pictures of Jeff that you think have Peak Waist, and they'll be pitted against each other until only the Superior Waist remains. The submissions will be split into categories similar to the outfit fest, which will be outlined below. The submission deadline will be February 29 at 11:59 EST. Here's a time zone converter.
⬇️Submission information below⬇️
Rules:
Basically, anything goes! Any year or setting, as long as The Waist is on point. Submit any and all images you think are worthy of the title Best Waist. Please include the category for each submission.
Submission Categories:
This is going to be a bit different than the outfit leaderboard for obvious reasons - different angles result in different Waist - so these are the broad categories, but the same event/outfit/etc. may appear twice if the photos are significantly different. GIFs are also accepted and encouraged. Voting will begin per category, and then the best from each category will face each other.
Magazine
Concert
Music Video: photos/GIFs from music videos, promotional posts for MVs, or behind the scenes photos.
Personal Post/Misc: any picture of Jeff posted on Instagram, Twitter, etc. that doesn't fit into another category.
These categories are extremely loose so just shove the photos into whichever one your heart desires. If you're stuck on which one, personal post can be a catch-all.
As I said the deadline will be February 29th. Submissions can be submitted to this blog by clicking the little ✉️ mail icon in the top corner and choosing "Submit a post".
Now go forth and get Waist! I can't wait to see it!
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i SWEAR I CHANGED IT BACK TO MY BLOG AND NOT THE JEFFYFITOFTHEYEAR BLOG TUMBLR WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME??
if you saw that reblog no you didn't *dies a thousand deaths*
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🌟Jeff Satur outfit of the year 2023🌟
Okay sats, it's here. We've suffered all year, now it's time to see which cunty little Jeff fit reigns supreme for 2023!
Instructions for how it will work is below. Nominations are now open! And will close on the 20th of Dec, 1pm AEDT. Here's a link to a time zone converter.
Submission rules:
Images must be from 2023, and must be submitted with a nominated category. Images submitted with no category will be admired dutifully, but then discarded.
Submit an image to this blog with a nominated category. You are allowed to submit as many as you like!
The categories are:
Promo Event: this can be a music award, brand event, sponsorship appearance or affiliated sponsorship photo post.
For a music award event if Jeff performed: the outfit on the red carpet would go under promo event, the outfit on stage would go under concert
Music Video Any outfit from Jeff’s music videos and collaborated music videos. This also includes promo like the Space Shuttle number 8 video, as it has the similar levels of planning/art direction.
Concert: Any outfit Jeff wears on stage.
Magazine: Any outfit from a magazine shoot.
*If you have a photo with a fit that doesn’t seem to fit any of the above nominated categories but you really want it in, nominate it with Misc, and we will try to shoehorn it into one we think it fits, if we can. This isn’t gonna be an exact science 💖
Bonus Round: Thirst trap (please submit these with ‘thirst’ as the category.)
These are not outfits, these are Jeff thirst traps. Like this :)
*thirst trap is important for our morale pls submit your worst
The spirit of this is silliness. Please campaign for your favorite Jeff fits. Wax lyrical upon how and where gender was stolen. Tell your friend about the cunty little boots and hot little corsets.
Advisory: Don’t be negative on other outfits, don’t comment in ways that insult or put down other outfits, people or Jeff. This is just for fun! So please, have fun and be considerate.
How it will work:
Images will be submitted for different categories, then moved on into voting rounds.
NOMINATIONS:
Open to Submissions! Send all images to this blog's inbox, with your nominated category. Send as many as you like!
ROUND ONE:
Winnowing down submissions
(This will be the trickiest bit and will need the most participation. So please, look upon the Jeffy images and cast your valued votes upon your most favoured fits….)
Submissions will be gathered under four categories, and posted under a cut (this will be four separate posts, one for each category). Each image will be numbered. Each person gets three votes per category, and can choose their top three images by commenting.
For example, you can comment under a post: I choose 21, 9, and 8!
Each image you choose gets one vote. If you are biased you can do this:
I choose 11, 11, and 11
PLEASE be cutthroat. It will both be funny, and help us winnow down the images.
The top images will be chosen by the highest number of votes cast.
The top five in each category will then progress to the next round.
ROUND TWO - 24 hour poll
Category finals
Four separate posted polls for each category. (Promo Event, Music video, Magazine and Concert)
Vote for your favorite in each category. The four winners of each category will move on to the finals.
ROUND THREE, SEMI FINALS - 24 hour poll
The four winners from the Category finals will go into a face off. Who gets bracketed up against each other will be chosen by past polls results. The two highest scorers/percentage winners will go up against each other (for example if Magazine got 61, and Promo got 72, they will be up against each other, whilst the lower scorers get put up against each other)
The two winners proceed to the FINALS
ROUND FOUR, FINALS!!! - 24 hour poll
FINAL ROUND
This is it. The moment. The two cuntiest Jeff fits of 2023 will be pitted against each other….
The final poll will run for 24 hours, and after that the winner will be declared!!
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Okay I tried to make this simple and as straightforward as I could. Happy to answer any questions etc, below!
Also beautiful boobtube Jeff gif by the immeasurable @guzhu-furen 🙏💖
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🌟Jeff Satur outfit of the year 2023🌟
ROUND THREE: SEMI-FINALS!!
The winners of the round two category finals are:
Promo Event: Komchadluek Awards 19
Music Video: Dum Dum (outfit 1)
Magazine: Harper Bazaar Singapore April
Concert: Siam Halloween
These are your chosen fits. They will now be pitted against each other to see who will make it to the finals.
Semi-final poll 1 - Concert (32.4%) VS Music Video (28.5%)
Semi-final poll 2 - Promo Event (27.8) VS Magazine (26.6%)
Polls are now open for 24 hours!!
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Concert Part Two
Under the cut is the nominated submissions for Concert Part Two. You have three votes, and can comment on this post to vote for your three favorites. In depth rules are here (just know, you can play favorites and use all three of your votes on one image :)
This is part two of the concert category, you also have three additional votes to use in Concert Part One
gif by the wondrously talented @guzhu-furen
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You have three votes for this post, go wild! If you missed it concert first half is located here :)
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Concert Part One
Under the cut is the nominated submissions for Concert Part One. You have three votes, and can comment on this post to vote for your three favorites. In depth rules are here (just know, you can play favorites and use all three of your votes on one image :)
This is part one of the concert category, you also have three additional votes to use in Concert Part 2
gif by the wondrously talented @guzhu-furen
Submissions are numbered. All multiple images of one outfit that have been nominated are gathered under their one number.
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You have three votes for this post, go wild! Concert second half is located here :)
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Music Video
Under the cut is the nominated submissions for Music Video. You have three votes, and can comment on this post to vote for your three favorites. In depth rules are here (just know, you can play favorites and use all three of your votes on one image :)
gif by the wondrously talented @guzhu-furen
Submissions are numbered. All multiple images of one outfit that have been nominated are gathered under their one number.
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Promo Event Part 2
Under the cut is the nominated submissions for Promo Event. You have three votes, and can comment on this post to vote for your three favorites. In depth rules are here (just know, you can play favorites and use all three of your votes on one image :)
This is part two of the promo event category, you also have three additional votes to use in Promo Event Part 1
gif by the wondrously talented @guzhu-furen
Submissions are numbered. All multiple images of one outfit that have been nominated are gathered under their one number.
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You have three votes for this post, go wild! Promo Event first half is located here :)
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Promo Event Part 1
Under the cut is the nominated submissions for Promo Event. You have three votes, and can comment on this post to vote for your three favorites. In depth rules are here (just know, you can play favorites and use all three of your votes on one image :)
This is part one of the promo event category, you also have three additional votes to use in Promo Event Part 2
gif by the wondrously talented @guzhu-furen
Submissions are numbered. All multiple images of one outfit that have been nominated are gathered under their one number.
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You have three votes for this post, go wild! Promo Event second half is located here :)
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Round three: Semi-finals
Choose which fit goes on to the finals!! (more images under cut)
Komchadluek Awards 19: Harper Bazaar Singapore April:
Komchadluek Awards 19
Harper Bazaar Singapore April
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