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messenger boy, i only will if you help me

A Giggly Awakening

A/N: yes I am a Wu stan stfu- so uhh OVER 1800 WORDS THATS A RECORD RIGHT THERE once again I am not at all experienced in the fanfic writing house so sorry if it’s shitty, hope you enjoy :]

It was a cool morning in Ninjago. The sun peaked over the mountains, the birds singing their morning songs, meanwhile Wu was meditating outside, waiting to hear the ninjas loud and dramatic voices.. nothing.

He sighed, standing up and walking inside. He looked in the kitchen to see if they were still finishing up breakfast, he didn’t see them, he didn’t even see any plates in the sink. He walked into the living room where they would play their games to help wake themselves up, the controllers were on the console untouched, and the room was completely empty.

He came to the conclusion that they were still asleep, he always thought he got them out of the ‘sleeping in’ phase, but he also seemed to forget that he was in a monastery full of teenagers. He stroked his long white beard, thinking of how to handle this. Then, it struck him. How had he not thought of it before? All he knew was the ninja were getting up either way, and hopefully not in a grumpy mood.

He decided to get Kai up first, he was usually the grouchiest one out of the 6, so he’d figure he would get him out of the way first. He slowly walked to his room, his feet light on the wooden floorboards while he turned the knob, slightly cringing at the creaking of the door. He walked over to the bed where the master of fire was knocked out. He gently placed a hand on his shoulder, attempting to shake him awake. “Kai.. Kai are you awake?” He mumbled softly. He saw as Kai’s face scrunched up in annoyance, putting his pillow over his head. “Mmm… five more minutes..” He hummed, a smirk appearing on Wu’s face. “We don’t have time like that Kai, don’t make me have to take extreme measures.” He gently poked Kai’s side, a hard flinch coming from him. He seemed to realize what was going on faster than Jay’s lightning as he immediately sat up. “I’m up! I’m up!” He shouted, already smiling nervously. “Too late, I made up my mind.” Master Wu quickly skittered his fingers on Kai’s sides, causing a squawk to come from the red ninja as he immediately curled in on himself, snorting and laughing. “MAHAHAHASTEHEHER!!! NAHAHAHA!!-“ He squealed, cackling madly when Wu started prodding at his ribs. Wu smiled and rolled his eyes, finally showing mercy to the hothead as he stopped his tickling while he helped rub the ghost tickles away. “Now go out in the courtyard before I have to do any more.” Wu said with a chuckle as Kai sped out of his room.

Next on his list was Jay. He opened the door to his room which was covered with starfarer and video game posters. He immediately noticed Jay hidden under his covers, trying to hide his giggles. Wu couldn’t help but smile, it reminded him of when the ninja were younger. “Hmm.. I could have sworn I had seen Jay in here somewhere..” He said, only causing more giggles to come from the blue ninja as he walked around, observing the room until he finally got to his bed. “Hmm… I feel that he may be right.. Here!” He pulled the covers off of Jay’s head.. only to find it wasn’t Jay, just a fake him that he had made. Just then, Wu had realized that Jay was in the closet as he smiled. “Alright, that’s it for me.” He opened the closet doors, grabbing Jay as a loud yelp came from the ninja. He immediately began squeezing the ninja’s sides, causing a near shriek to come from him as he squirmed around relentlessly. Wu was impressed he hadn’t gone deaf from Jay’s shrill laughter yet. He gave him one last quick squeeze on his hips before letting him go, giving him time to recover. “Now, how about you head into the courtyard with Kai before I have to teach you another lesson.” Wu said with a playful glint in his eyes. It didn’t take Jay long to get up and sprint out of the room, even crashing into a wall on the way as Wu laughed, the ninja were certainly special.

Now there was Cole. He was an easy one to catch off guard considering he slept like a rock.. huh, never thought he’d make such a corny pun like that. Wu opened the door to his room, walking over next to Cole who was fast asleep, laying on his stomach. Wu didn’t want to give him a heart attack, so he just gently traced a few fingers on his back, causing soft giggles to come from him and a few jerks when he reached those specific areas. “Cole, it is the crack of dawn and you are still asleep.” Wu said, gently tickling the back of his neck, causing Cole to scrunch up his shoulders and giggle. “You’re not good at pretending, y’know? Maybe I should give you all a lesson on that..” He quickly moved his fingers over Cole’s ribs, a squeak coming from the black ninja followed by loud giggles while he struggled to get away from Wu’s quick fingers. “Lehehehet mehehe sleehehehep!!” He yelled, turning over on his back. “And let you get away with missing out on training? Now you’re just trying to insult me.” He shoved his fingers into Cole’s underarms, a loud yelp coming from the master of earth as he cackled loudly, squirming and pressing his elbows into his sides. “NAHAHAHA!! GEHEHET OHOHOHOUT!!” He squealed, snorting and squirming. “Well, you have my fingers trapped, you know that, right Cole? So I have no other choice but to continue until you let me go..” He held back a smile while Cole’s face flushed in embarrassment while he shakily raised his arms, in which Wu slipped his hands out. “I believe you need to go into the courtyard with the others now. Wouldn’t wanna miss out on training, would you?” Wu said with a smile. Cole chuckled, rubbing away ghost tickles as he got up, leaving his room.

Next up on the list was Zane, he was gonna be a tricky one.. Although, he felt a presence behind him as he smirked, closing his eyes. “3…2…1…” He counted down quietly before quickly darting out of the way when Zane lunged at him from behind in which Wu took the opportunity to pin him on the ground. “Very sloppy. I could practically feel the cold air from you.” He tutted playfully, he decided this one time to use his powers in a rather… irresponsible way as people may put it. He placed his hands on Zane’s ribs, his creation energy zapping all throughout Zane’s body as he nearly shrieked. He broke down into loud robotic laughter, kicking and slamming his fists on the ground while Wu tickled him with his powers. “MAHAHAHASTEHEHEHER!! I-IHIHIHIT TIHIHIHIHICKLEHEHEHES!!!” He yelled, squeaking when the sensation made its way to his back. “Well, atleast your observation is on point..” He held back a smirk, moving one hand to the back of Zane’s neck, causing a series of snorts and squeals to come from the titanium ninja. Master Wu didn’t want to have to leave Pixal to fix up his gears from laughing too much, so he got off of him, helping him up. “Your little stunt was brave, but foolish.” He chuckled. “I probably should have taken more time to calculate it.. I’ll just go start making breakfast.” He mumbled. If he had real human flesh, his face would’ve been burning up.

Now, there was Nya. He was wrong when he said Kai was the grouchiest, she definitely takes the cake for it. Although, just as he was planning his attack, he found that someone else was doing it for him. “KAHAHAI!! IHIHIM GOHOHOHONAHAHAHA KIHIHIL YOHOHOHOU!! GAHAHAHA!!!” Nya cackled out while Kai scribbled his fingers under her arms. “Hey, Master Wu said it’s time to get up! I’m just doing his job for him!” He teased, moving up to her neck, earning some soft giggles from her. “Doing my work, are you?” Wu finally said as Kai and Nya whipped their heads around to him. “Yup! Wanna help?” Kai offered, pinning Nya to the bed to prevent her from getting away. “Hmm.. I believe you have this situation under control. Besides, I have one more person I need to visit.” He smirked, walking away as Kai turned to Nya. “Wahahait! Kahahai ihihm uhuhup!-“ She protested, but Kai was already squeezing her hips while squeals and cackles filled the room.

Lloyd heard it all. The laughing, the shrieking, the snorting. He couldn’t help but feel scared and excited at the same time when he heard footsteps approaching his room. He hid underneath his covers, although adjusted the blanket a bit to where his side was visible as he heard the door open.

Wu walked into Lloyd’s room, scanning around for a quick second before spotting something under the covers. He was a little skeptical about it after Jay had tricked him, although Lloyd didn’t seem like the type of person to pull something like that. He walked around the room, pretending to look for him like he did with Jay. “Hmm.. perhaps Lloyd isnt here?” He muttered, hearing the childish giggles coming from Lloyd warmed his heart. He made his way to the bed and spotted the sliver of Lloyd’s shirt showing. He already knew he did that on purpose, and being the good teacher he was would help him. He slowly lowered his fingers onto Lloyd’s side before suddenly latching onto it. A loud squeal came from Lloyd as he thrashed around under the covers while Wu scribbled and squeezed his side. Soon enough, Wu ripped the covers off of Lloyd, vibrating a claw into his belly while Lloyd giggled hysterically. “MAHAHASTER WUHUHUHU WAHAHAHAIT!!-“ Lloyd cried, his voice cracking while he grabbed Wu’s wrist, not pulling it away, just kind of holding it. “Why aren’t you pushing away? Do you enjoy this, Lloyd?” Wu teased, poking and squeezing at his ribs while Lloyd squirmed and snorted. After a little longer, Wu let Lloyd go as he picked him up, giving him a quick playful spin while Lloyd laughed childishly, a warm smile on Wu’s face as he put him down. “You should join the others, I believe Jay told me he was going to.. ‘beat your record’, in ‘prime empire’.” He said in the most old man way as Lloyd laughed, shaking his head and speeding out the door. “OH YOURE GONNA GET IT ZAP TRAP!!” He yelled as Wu laughed. He really did love his ninja, they were more than he could ever ask for. They’ve had their dark moments, but they’re childish spirits are still running strong.

Random hcs I have because I may be cringe but I'm free part 23 (Ninjago)

HOLUP CAUSE I ONLY STARTED REALLY THINKING ABT THIS AN HOUR OR TWO AGO AND I ALREADY ADORE IT

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE ITS PRACTICALLY CANON

Ok, I feel like if you exclude familial relationships like Nya and Lloyd, (andromanticrelationshipslikeColecuzthisismyheadcanon) Zane and Kai are most definitely best friends.

(I know I made that post a while ago about Kai and Jay's dynamic and don't get me wrong those two are another example of why the ninja are the found family of ever, but you can tell that sometimes they just get really fed up with each other lol)

Like, dont quote me on this but I'm pretty sure those two haven't even had a really serious argument since SEASON ONE, Kai was the one to deliver that speech at Zane's funeral, speaking of which he was utterly distraught after those events, they were together at the beginning of s8 (much like the CANON bff's, Jay and Cole), they had a lot of fun interactions in s9 when Jay was really out of it, and the entirety of their scenes in s13 were just gold, and thats just the big stuff I can come up with off the top of my head. I guarantee there's a lot more subtle moments and definitely more big ones that I just can't recall rn (I mean, I completely skipped over seasons 4-7) and the more I think abt it the more I realize how well these two work together. In fact, I remember reblogging smth abt their dynamic as the ones to step up as leaders/advisors or even making plans when the others can't and don't even get me started on the fact that they're literally opposite elements. Istg you could sum up their whole relationship by saying they balance each other out. Kai is impulsive and emotional normally but thinks logically when it really counts, and Zane thinks everything through logically but still makes purely emotionally driven decisions when tensions are running high enough. Kai has his whole 'hot-shot and I would kill for this family' personality that sometimes leaves him a little morally gray, and Zane's morals are so deeply embedded into who he is that the idea of protecting someone who can't protect themselves is enough to remind him who he is when he literally should have no memory of ever hearing those words in that order and had never even heard of a white lie before s13. They're both really sweet and care about the people close to them a lot, but Zane tends to express those feelings in words while Kai speaks more with his actions. Zane is more mellow while Kai has higher energy, I could go on and on. My point is, they balance each other's extremes out wonderfully and have just enough in common to be even closer than a purely 'opposites attract' friendship and the rest of the team would fall apart without those two and their dynamic 😌

how would u take ur moots on dates?

OMG I WAS KIDDING BUT HSHSH OKAY OKAY, sorry if u cringe <3

@ncteez letting her paint me like one of her french girls (joking, im taking her to chili’s and paying for it and then im giving her dessert 🙈 ) and then we will go to vegas and get married fr

@hwanghyunjinenthusiast OMG my bff!!:)/ rj and i are going on an adventurous date. ill drive us to a city neither of us have been to before and we’ll do all the touristy shit bc BEING A TOURIST IS FUCKING FUN IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS. id also let her talk to me ab skz cuz idk anything ab them

@toruro TO THE MALL we’re going shopping bc i feel like that’s something we’d both enjoy + i hate shopping alone so the company would be so nice :> and i think mika and i are pretty compatible so we’d have a lot to talk abt (i.e. how minghao is being shared between the two of us)

@lovelyhan my kai 🫂 a botanical garden just bc you remind me of flowers (idk if thats weird lol) but ur the greatest so u deserve the cutest date

@heesbaby CINNA!!!!:)2)2 i dont know why but i need to take you on a platonic yet romantic candlelit dinner??? will you accept??? ill make u a jay cardboard cutout if u say yes

@majestyjun i wanna take mills on a cute date like fruit picking or something 😭 but realistically, just a simple lil coffee date and like maybe walking arnd the city and getting to know each other :3

@luvrkives anywhere with a roller coaster tbh, i feel like we’d have so much fun even tho im the most annoying person at amusement parks hehehd

@bowmonde MY LOVELY LU, id want to do everything in a day with you ^^ cafe, museums, shopping, dinner— you would actually be so tired of me at the end of the day lololol

@gyulovly im taking daisy out to the city and we’ll eat at a hole-in-the-wall type of restaurant and then we’ll walk around downtown till our legs start to hurt lol

@hyuk4ngel I WOULD TAKE U TO THE FAIR!!!!! i love the fair so much even tho its like super overpriced and there are children (🤢) walking arnd, but we could eat fair food and take pics and if you like rides, we could do that too :>

@shua-s A DRIVE IN MOVIE SO I CAN ANNOYINGLY STATE MY OPINIONS ABT THE FILM WE ARE WATCHING WITHOUT GETTING SHUSHED AT. i would buy u food after to say thanks for putting up with me

@onlyseokmins i kinda wanna go on a ghost tour with you? LOL idk i get scared really easily but i feel like it’d be really fucking fun 😭 we could get ice cream/any desert after tho lnbshs

i didnt get all my moots, just the ones i talk/interact with the most 🫡 and once again these are platonic (not hon’s, i was being fr there) BC I DONT WANT TO MAKE ANY OF U UNCOMFYSHGSG

tell me everything about anil father *grabby hands*

Okay okay okay so

Because

I am so

Entirely original

And also have stopped caring about cringe culture whatsoever

Shes the master of wind, adoptive daughter of Wu. Shes also part of an au where basically morro was only really recently taken over by the preeminent, so she grew up with morro as her like, older brother mentor figure. Shes younger than all the other ninja except for Lloyd, shes the same age as Lloyd. No one except Nya and Darreth know about her elemental powers, because before morro was fucking snatched (prolly sometime during season one, while garmadon was on the destiny's bounty) he was like "Hey, why dont we Not tell anyone that you have my powers, I think that Wu would react Badly, actually." And she was like "Aight."

She, like nya with samurai x, has her own vigilante style alter ego, mostly cause, since her powers are secret and shes younger, the rest of the ninja pretty much see her as the youngest sibling, and dont let her fight at all even though shes pretty well trained. Shes called Archangel (cause she can fly, ya know?)

She uses a naginata as she was trained by her dad, but Archangel uses twin swords.

She actually ends up dying a strip of her hair green in honor of morro, but she passes it off as "Hahahah its cause. Lloyd. Is the green ninja. and i wanna support him!!!" Becuase wu Decidedly freaks the fuck out when he wakes up one day and his kid looks Exactly like his Other Kid.

She gets along really really well with Zane (its the autism frfr) and jay, and she and cole get along fairly nice as well. Its uh. Its Kai thats the issue. They fight a lot. like. a lot.

i havent watched any s12 content at all and i probably wont for a few days but here are my predictions for the season

-cringe videogame references, here are my picks for most likely: minecraft, maaaybe mario/donkey kong, sonic, space invaders, pacman if we’re lucky, street fighter or similar fighting games, i dont know any racing games but those too

-that blue guy everyone thought was jay is evil, he screams rude asshole character to me, so he’ll probably be the one to trap everyone in the game or he’ll pull a harumi and betray everyone mid-season

-its not a jay season at all

-unagami isnt a mere villain... idk how to explain. but i think theres something odd about him. will probably involve another plot twist

-jay kai and lloyd get more screentime AS USUAL

-one character will die but then come back to life again because.... videogame

thats all i have, if im correct about any of these im deleting