"Oh, do not worry; I have the proper paper work right here."

"Sike, that's the wrong license!"

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I just think GTA-RP is neat.

literally james randal irl

old man fanart

Round 1 poll 14

Propaganda:

James Randal (Nopixel)

He's a cat. He will knock all your vases off the table and yowl whenever he feels even slightly wronged and he will scratch if you try and touch him then act sad and pathetic because you're not giving him your full attention. This 82 year old man is just a cat pretending to be human

Jimmy Solidaritygaming (Life series smp)

Canary man.

Guy was so cursed people started drawing him with canary wings because of the "canary in a coal mine" thing

Vid pls work 🙏

I edit now

me when im trying to talk to my mom about my current hyperfixation and explain it in ways they could understand, except my hyperfixation is centered on a specific group of a couple dozen characters within a giant grand theft auto 5 roleplay server that is extensively modded and includes a hunger/thirst system, a job market feat prestigious careers such as fireman or retail clerk, an actual democratic government, an extremely intricate and as-close-to-life-as-possible-without-subtracting-fun law and crime system, etc. and has an active community of many different streamers and funky roleplay characters, including but not limited to: an 82 year old man from new york looking for his nephew that has the highest permakill count on the server and always ends up in an ambulance and/or handcuffs every single day yet is somehow beloved by most of the city, a group of cuban revolutionaries that were forced into become the old man’s best friends and new family despite constantly getting fucked over by him on a daily basis, a completely batshit insane british ww2 veteran who loves stabbing people and being in gangs and also is best friends with the first old man, an angry and slightly corrupt cop with a grudge against the first old man who also has an australian accent despite the fact he’s from ohio, a fireman robot who is bigoted against russians and cubans and also the 82 year old’s nephew, a street gang full of clowns that hang out in a decrepit crack shack in the desert, a crazy but genius doctor who gives out prescriptions of guns and murder rather than drugs, and many many others (and also the 82 year old and insane ww2 veteran have a strong sexual/romantic tension) and also this server has been running for YEARS and all the story lines that have been going on for that long have become so convoluted it actually makes it easier to watch the videos and you dont have to worry about watching every single video or reading every single wiki page because no one would ever be able to hold that amount of information in their brain let alone expect anyone else to so you can literally just watch the funny clip compilations people make or the dramatic multi-pov sagas without having to commit at all

*calls pigeon* pigeon: hello? james randal: drop a beat p: drop a beat? jr: yeah, drop that beat p: okay okay, one two three, motherfuckin' four *starts beatboxing* jr: *rapping* calling up my pigeon he's my second favorite bird; my first favorite bird is his mother. *beatboxing stops* jr: calling up that pigeon he's my- p: *regular voice* the fuck did you just say james? jr: i gotta go *hangs up*

link to video

So recently I was watching a James Randall video and heard this quote

Honestly, it's such a great quote!

"it's Friday night baby and I'm feeling zesty" ~James Randal

Choose Wisely...

Seatbelts are just propaganda made by Tom Ford to sell more of the model T -James Randal

The James Randal Special consists of: one Heartbreaker with cream, extra cheese, and no lettuce. A side of French, with extra salt. A non-carbonated beverage, and a side salad, with extra croutons and no tomato.

James Randal is enjoying his favorite meal at "The Burger" ; where his nephew Ricky plans to meet up with him for lunch.

I tend to watch a lot of GTARP and I really enjoy watching Spaceboy: https://www.twitch.tv/spaceboy

jam ranal

big skrilla

Jame Randal

Nopixel characters I like and what I think their dæmons would be:

Adam Nesciac: fruitbat

Irwin Dundee: spotted hyena (I like to headcanon that after dee died and came back they were Separated. this definitely impacted how much people have distrusted him since)

Solomon Walker: adder

Kiki Pendragon: conure

Norman Bones: pitohui (deceptively normal red and black bird but has the same venom in its feathers as a poison dart frog. when he came back as Death he no longer had a dæmon. he likes to have Noxee sit on his shoulder when he meets people, then have her circle above him and slowly get further and further away to freak people out)

Barry Benson: dobermann pinscher

Finnley Milton: silky sifaka lemur (she helps him with car repairs)

James Randal: housecat

Osvaldo Pingafria: yorkshire terrier

Andi Jones: jackdaw (people keep mistaking it for a crow and it really annoys her)

Flop Dugong: beagle

I know this is off beat lawl

You know the nopixel addiction is real when you dream about role-playing on the server 😭😭😭 best dream ever ngl