its 1pm and im finally well-rested enough to watch last nights episode of abaab, wish me luck (im rly excited for more threezo pls gimme more threezo)
im eating a pomegranate while watching so my commentary may be slightly limited
NOOO CHER WHY ARE YOU SAD ITS GONNA MAKE ME SAD
i just accidentally sprayed pomegranate juice everywhere
this is my first time eating a pomegranate and im sitting on my bed
i have a towel on top of me just in case and im glad i have it
otherwise my funky hufflepuff blanket would look like a crime scene rn
anyway back to the show
awh :[
comforting kiss
im gonna cry
“its not a company owner and an intern. its just you and me.” GHEIBRHGERH THATS SO PERFECT and also makes me feel better cos i was still feeling a little weird about the power imbalance/age gap so yay
THEY HUG
NO, BC YOU WONT BREAK UP
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST FLUFFIEST SHOW, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT
JACK, YOU AND YOUR PERFECT HAIR, HELLO
THREEZO
LOOK AT ZO’S LITTLE HEART JUMPER
I WANT IT
THE ARM THE HAND ON THE ARM LOOK AT THEM AAAAAAATYFYTUUVJ (ft jacks perfect hair on the left)
OMG
THATS AMAZING
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU JACK
GJERKDGBKRHEBGKJREBJGRE
ah shoot
wait hang on
what the hell
ive been wondering whats in that folder since day one
ohhhh okay its a groupchat
props to that one person for saying its none of your business
yOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE??
i nearly dropped my pomegranate
why was i surprised to learn he has a mother
a lot of people have mothers
thats exactly what she said, isnt it?
bc theyre actually in a drama
its gonna cut to a scene of her saying exactly that
damn i was wrong
thERE’S A HUG QUOTA???
damn then i guess im going to jail
my hands are covered in pomegranate juice this feels like a murder
hey, does pomegranate juice wash off?
MY BOY AND HIS EYEBROWS
HAH, SUCKS TO BE YOU (checks notes) oregano?
i do love that and that’s very sweet, but bro needs his coffee
already at two kisses and were not even halfway through the episode. if only tinngun could live up to their standard.
(this is mostly a joke, im just really salty because tinngun COULD have kissed SIXTY-SEVEN FREAKING TIMES and they DIDNT and no i will not shut up about this i spent way too long combing through the show counting every single time they didnt kiss to not mention it every single time any characters kiss. shameless self promo here)
no wait hang on what the hell
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN???
“drunk or not, i love you” i see now why that line was significant
and also the slight breakup foreshadowing earlier
i understand it now
they wont break up tho bc (i pull out a sword) i will not allow it
(just kidding)
(i dont have a sword)
(if i did have one tho i would absolutely take it out of its sheath right at that moment)
FRIENDSHIP COMFORT TIME
YAY FRIENDSHIP
they make me happy
HIS PERFECT HAIR
I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH GFYTDFYTFCUTVJHV
oh yay we get some tub time!! i cant wait to learn more about him so that i can pick him apart and do a character autopsy on him to find out how he works!
is he speaking from experience? tub, what do you have going on in life? what have you gone through? tell me all about it :] 📝📝
is it texas chicken or is it kfc?
MY BOYS
IM GONNA CRY THEYRE SO FREAKING CUTE
ilysm three
RIGHT????? he gets it
THREEZOOOOOO
i love them so much
NOOOOOO
CHE???
something good better happen
(eret son of eret voice) is tha’ who i fink i’ is?
it might not be
if anyone knows who plays this man, pls lemme know
NOOOOOOO NOT THE GAMEBOY
OH IT GOT WORSE
sir do you have the technical skills for this
i know hes the head of a game developing company thing but the actual physical insides of a gameboy are an entirely different thing, right?
i was waiting for the thoop situation to come up again
the MOOD that this is-
i have finished my pomegranate and can confirm that the juice does in fact come off of human skin, which is nice bc i looked like id murdered someone
👀
and how are you gonna do that, gun?
idk man, i reckon id appreciate you as my big bro
yayyy that was really good, a little bitter at times but really sweet overall. 7/10, would try again
oh and the episode was also really good
huge lack of threezo tho
theyd better make up for it next week
still good tho
bye bye everyone! have a good day!!
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Can’t wait until Overlord gets posted!!! I’ve only ever found one fanfic of it I’ve liked and it’s a HP crossover
:)
Character Sheet
Name: Momonga
Title: The Strongest Magic Caster with the Appearance of a Skeleton
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Undead
Job: One of the Almighty 42 Supreme Beings; Ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick
Residence: Great Tomb of Nazarick; Room in level 9
Alignment: Extreme Evil; Sense of Justice - 500
Racial Level: Skeletal Mage lvl 15; Elder Lich lvl 10; Overlord lvl 5
Job level: Necromancer lvl 10; Ruler of Death lvl 10; Eclipse lvl 5
Creator: N/A
Personality: Cautious, loyal, avid collector.
.
Name: Lumière
Title: High Priestess of Light
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Angel
Job: One of the Almighty 42 Supreme Beings; Lady of Light
Residence: Great Tomb of Nazarick; The Hidden Tower
Alignment: Extreme Good; Sense of Justice 500
Racial Level: Angel lvl 15; Archangel lvl 10; Seraph Empyrean lvl 5
Job level: Light Priestess lvl 10; High Priestess lvl 10
Creator: N/A
Personality: Demure, loyal, romantic,
.
Name: Albedo
Title: Warm and Caring Devil of Pure White
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Succubus
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick Overseer
Residence: Throne Hall; and a room in level 9
Alignment: Extreme Evil; Sense of Justice - 500
Racial Level: Imp lvl 10
Job level: Guardian lvl 10; Blackguard lvl 5; Unholy Knight lvl 10; Shield Lord lvl 10
Creator: Tabula Smaragdina
Personality: Loyal, yandere, extremist
.
Name: Jack
Title: The Smiling Ripper
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Undead
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick Head Researcher
Residence: The Hidden Tower; and a room in level 9
Alignment: Extreme Evil; Sense of Justice - 500
Racial Level: Skeletal Mage lvl 15; Elder Lich lvl 10;
Job level: Necromancer lvl 10; Researcher lvl 10; Assassin lvl 10; Master Assassin lvl 5
Creator: Lucille
Personality: Loyal, yandere, cruel
.
Name: Aura Bella Fiora
Title: Renowned Trainer with an Indomitable Will
Level: 100
Race: Human Race; Dark Elf
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick 6th Floor Guardian
Residence: 6th Floor Giant Tree
Alignment: Neutral ~ Evil; Sense of Justice - 100
Racial Level: N/A
Job level: Ranger lvl 5; Beast Tamer lvl 5; Shooter lvl 5; Sniper lvl 5; High Tamer lvl 10
.
Name: Mare Bello Fiora
Title: Unreliable Envoy of Nature
Level: 100
Race: Human Race; Dark Elf
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick 6th Floor Guardian
Residence: 6th Floor Giant Tree
Alignment: Neutral ~ Evil; Sense of Justice - 100
Racial Level: N/A
Job level: Druid lvl 10; High Druid lvl 10; Nature’s Herald lvl 10; Disciple of Disaster lvl 5; Forest Mage lvl 10
.
Name: Cocytus
Title: Ruler of Glaciers
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Vermin Lord
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick 6th Floor Guardian
Residence: 6th Floor Snowball Earth
Alignment: Neutral; Sense of Justice 50
Racial Level: Insect Fighter lvl 10; Vermin Lord lvl 10
Job level: Sword Saint lvl 10; Asura lvl 5; Knight of Niflheim lvl 5
.
Name: Demiurge
Title: Creator of the Blazing Inferno
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Arch-Devil
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick 7th Floor Guardian
Residence: 7th Floor Blazing Shrine
Alignment: Extreme Evil; Sense of Justice - 500
Racial Level: Imp lvl 10; Archdevil lvl 5
Job level: Chaos lvl 10; Prince of Darkness lvl 10; Shapeshifter lvl 10
.
Name: Shalltear Bloodfallen
Title: The Bloody Valkyrie
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; True Vampire
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick 1st ~ 3rd Floor Guardian
Residence: 2nd Floor Burial Chambers
Alignment: Great ~ Extreme Evil; Sense of Justice - 450
Racial Level: Vampire lvl 10; True Vampire lvl 10
Job level: Valkyrie / Lance lvl 5; Cursed Knight lvl 5; Cleric lvl 10
.
Name: Pandora’s Actor
Title: Ever Changing Man Without A Face
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Doppelgänger
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick Treasury Zone Guardian
Residence: Treasury Zone Manager Office
Alignment: Neutral; Sense of Justice - 50
Racial Level: Doppelgänger lvl 15; Greater Doppelgänger lvl 10
Job level: Expert lvl 10; Craftsman lvl 10; Lord of the Castle lvl 15
.
Name: Cheshire
Title: Cackling with Madness
Level: 100
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Fairy
Job: Hidden Tower Guardian
Residence: Hidden Tower
Alignment: Neutral; Sense of Justice - 100
Racial Level: Fairy lvl 15; Trickster lvl 10
Job level: Illusionist lvl 15; Shapeshifter lvl 10; Stalker lvl 10
.
Name: Victim
Title: Sacrificial Fetus
Level: 35
Race: Heteromorphic Race; Angel
Job: Great Tomb of Nazarick 8th Floor Guardian
Residence: 8th Floor Tree of Life (Sephiroth)
Alignment: Neutral; Sense of Justice 1
Racial Level: Angel lvl 10; Archangel lvl 10
Job level: Patriot lvl 1; Saint lvl 4; Martyr lvl 1
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A Sneak Peek
In the year 2138 AD there was a term: DMMO-RPG. That word was an acronym for “Dive Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game”. It was a revolutionary new way to play games that used virtual reality and nano-technology. Among the myriad DMMO-RPGs that thronged the market, one of them stood head and shoulders above the others: YGGDRASIL.
That game had been painstakingly developed and released twelve years ago, in 2126.
Compared to other DMMO-RPGs of the time, YGGDRASIL’s selling point was player freedom; it had over two thousand basic and advanced job classes.
Every class had a maximum of fifteen levels, and so in order to reach the overall level cap of one hundred, one would need to take at least seven different classes. However, players could take as many classes as they wanted as long as they met each class’s prerequisites. A player could even take a hundred classes at level one each. As such, in that system, it was exceedingly difficult to make identical characters unless one was deliberately trying to do so.
One could use various creator tools (sold separately) to fully customize one’s armor, weaponry, flavor text, appearance, and other cosmetic settings. A vast playing field awaited its players. There were nine worlds in total: Asgard, Alfheim, Vanaheim, Nidavellir, Midgard, Jotunheim, Niflheim, Helheim, and Muspelheim.
In essence, YGGDRASIL boasted a massive world, numerous classes, and freely customizable appearances.
It was inevitable that it would skyrocket in popularity and infinite the muses of millions of creative players.
Of course… that was all in the past now.
.
A gigantic table carved of gleaming black stone sat in the center of a luxurious room, surrounded by forty two chairs. Of all of those chairs, only three were occupied.
One of the seated attendees was clothed in a magnificent black academic robe edged in violet and gold. The collar was excessively gaudy, but it still melded well with the overall design. The person’s head was exposed, revealing a bare skill. Points of dark red lights glowed in its large eye sockets. Behind that skull pulsed a halo of black radiance.
Further down the table was a being that was not human either, merely a mass of black, sticky substance. Its tar-like surface roiled and writhed continuously, never staying in shape for more than second.
At the very end was a person who at a glance could pass as human, if not for the pointed ears and wings at their back. That person wore magnificent priestess robes of silver and blue. Its halo at the back of its head illuminated its long curly white-blonde hair.
The first attendant at the table was an Overlord, the highest-ranked of an undead magic-caster. The second was an Elder Black Ooze, which boasted the most powerful corrosive ability of the slime families. The last was a Seraph Empyrean, the highest-ranked of an angel-raced healer.
One might encounter those monsters in the most difficult of dungeons in YGGDRASIL. Overlords could use powerful curses or spells of the highest tiers of magic; Elder Black Oozes were dreaded for their ability to degrade weapons and armor; and Seraph Empyreans were universally despised when found near bosses.
However, they were not game monsters, but players.
In YGGDRASIL, players could choose their character races from three broad groups: humanoid, demihuman, and heteromorphic.
Humanoids were the basic player type and comprised humans, dwarves, wood elves, and the like. Demihumans tended to be ugly, but possessed superior attributes to humanoids. Examples of demihumans were goblins, beastmen, ogres, and so on. Finally, heteromorphic races had monstrous abilities, but despite their stats being generally higher than those of other races, they also possessed various drawbacks. There were around seven hundred playable races in total, including the advanced versions of those races. Naturally, the Overlord, Seraph Empyrean, and Elder Black Ooze were among the high-tier heteromorphic races that were playable.
The Overlord—who was speaking at the moment—did not move his mouth. That was because even the most advanced DMMO-RPGs of the time still could not overcome the technological hurdle of properly modelling the changes on a character’s face in response to emotions and speech.
He spoke in a jovial tone, “It’s really been a while, Herohero. Although this is the last day of YGGDRASIL, we didn’t expect you to show up.”
The slime wobbled. “Indeed it has, Momonga.” The slime nodded in the direction of the Overlord, then at the angel who nodded back in return. “Lumière.”
“How has work been for you?” asked the angel.
The slime sighed, letting loose a small tirade of complaints. Momonga and Lumière listened patiently as their friend vented.
After about ten minutes, the torrent of words that flowed from Herohero dwindled to a trickle.
“...I’m sorry for making you listen to my whining. I can’t complain much IRL.”
“It’s really no worries,” assured Momonga. “We’re happy you were able to come by at all.”
“Ah. It was so nice to see you both after so long. I was afraid to find no one here.” Herohero’s tentacles waved at both of them. “But it is getting late… How long will you two be on?”
“Until we’re automatically logged out once the servers shut down,” answered Lumière.
“Since it’s still a ways off, we might get more visitors like you,” added Momonga.
“Ah. I hope so. I see you both have taken good care of this place.”
Momonga and Lumière did not respond, neither of them wanting to show the surge of mixed emotions Herohero’s words caused.
There were a few more parting words, but eventually, Herohero left and it was only the two remaining members once again. Momonga sighed again and Lumière spared him a glance. Their expressions could not be relayed through their avatars so she sent him a frowny face instead.
The quiet disappointment was understandable. Their guild, Ainz Ooal Gown, had slowly died out over the years as more and more members left the game. In the past two years only Momonga and Lumière regularly logged on. They had sent emails out to the other members of the guild asking for them to join them on the final day, but unfortunately only Herohero responded.
“I’m going back to the tower,” said Lumière. “Meet up later?”
“Yeah. I’ll talk to you in a bit.”
Lumière left after that point, teleporting to the Hidden Tower at the 10th floor of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
The Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick had once been a six floor dungeon, but it had been dramatically altered after Ainz Ooal Gown took control of it. Currently, it was a ten floor dungeon, and each floor had its own unique theme. The First to Third Floors were modelled after a tomb. The Fourth Floor was an underground lake. The Fifth Floor was a frozen glacier. The Sixth Floor was a rainforest. The Seventh Floor was a sea of magma. The Eighth Floor was a wasteland. And the Ninth and Tenth Floors were the realm of the gods—in other words, the home base of Ainz Ooal Gown, which had ranked among the top ten of YGGDRASIL’s thousands of guilds. In the Tenth Floor there were a few hidden areas, although only one was regularly used—The Hidden Tower.
The entrance was hidden in the Throne Room. It was a tower built by Lumière, Blue Planet, and Amanomahitotsu as a hidden level. Not that it mattered since the only raid that came close to it was stopped in the Throne Room.
The tower had five levels, the first three dedicated as testing areas for Nazarick’s lead Researcher, Jack. The fourth floor was a luxurious library with a big fireplace, and lots of comfy spots to lounge in. At the top of the floor was Lumière’s room.
Upon entering the tower Lumière stopped before the Tower Guardian, Cheshire.
In a game like YGGDRASIL, guilds enjoyed several benefits if they possessed a guild base of castle tier or higher. The NPCs that the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick could field were undead monsters. These automatically spawning NPCs—or “pop monsters”—had a maximum level of thirty. Even if they were destroyed, after a while they would respawn on their own, at no cost to the guild. However, players could not customize the AI and appearances of these “pop” NPCs. They were hardly useful in deterring intruders, who were universally players.
There was also another type of NPC; the ones designed from the ground up to their makers’ satisfaction. If a guild possessed a castle-grade guild base, the owning guild would be allowed nine hundred levels to be distributed between any number of NPCs they wanted.
Because the highest level in YGGDRASIL was one hundred, by those stipulations, a guild could make seven level one hundred NPCs and four level fifty NPCs, or any combination thereof.
When designing an original NPC, one could customize weaponry and other equipment in addition to clothing and appearances. As a result, one could create NPCs that were far stronger than the automatic spawns and place them in key locations. Of course, not every NPC had to be designed for battle. A certain guild which called themselves the “Kitty Kingdom” fielded no NPCs other than cats or cat-related creatures.
It was a nice guild to visit.
Cheshire was one of those specially crafted NPCs. It was a shapeshifting fairy created by Lumière. Its default form was that of a dark cat with stripes and an eerie smile that showed several rows of sharp teeth. It was heavily inspired by the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland, albeit with a more malicious mindset. It was designed to use “illusions” to trick players when entering such as changing what they see on screen to something else, or swapping what keys did what and so on.
Cheshire always floated down to whoever entered the tower. Its default setting would be to greet whoever came. It had a special message tailored for all the Supreme Beings.
“Welcome back, Mistress!” greeted Cheshire. As Lumière was its creator, she designed it to greet her as mistress, or my dearest lady. She gave the same order to her other creation, Jack.
Jack was stationed at the first floor of the tower. He was near some desks in the lab designed to look like a mad scientist laboratory. Lumière made up his character, leaning into an assassin-lich trope. She almost went with the skeletal appearance, but Bukubukuchagama talked her out of it. Bukubukuchagama bemoaned how there were already plenty of other “scary” monsters in the guild. She tried to bribe Lumière to make Jack a genderswap like her Dark Elves, but Lumière resisted. She compromised as a bishie. Or at least as much of a bishie as an undead could get.
Not that anyone could see it since Jack wore a mask.
That way he could appear as a “scary” monster to befit the evil lab, but in actuality, he was a pretty boy underneath which satisfied Bukubukuchagama. A happy Bukubukuchagama meant free visual novels for Lumière which in turn made for a happy Lumière.
Win-win all around.
Lumière brushed past both of her creations, stepping in to the laboratory and looking around.
Well, it is the last day, she thought as she glanced over at her creations.
“Come with me,” she ordered both of them.
Neither responded, both simply stepping closer to her. Er, well, Jack stepped forward while Cheshire hovered closer. She guided them up the tower to her favorite spot in Nazarick; the cozy little library.
With a wave of her hand she turned the fire place on and took a seat on the lush, red couch in front of it. She let out a slow sigh as she stared at the flickering flames.
[23:55:48]
She hadn’t even realized so much time had passed, she had zoned out watching the flames dance. That had been happening with greater frequency the past couple of weeks. Lumière’s body in reality wasn’t in good condition. It was a struggle to even get out of bed, her lungs slowly filling with fluid each day. She’d need another draining surgery in a month.
Her fatigue caused her mind to drift away, not quite falling asleep but close to.
What will I do when they shut the game down?
It was a question that had occurred to her several times, but she never found an answer. It wasn’t that YGGDRASIL was the only game she ever played--Civilizaiton CXI and Warhammer were nice ways to pass time, but YGGDRASIL was special to her. Ainz Ooal Gown was a place she finally had proper friends.
[23:59:58, 59—]
Lumière closed her eyes. What a shame.
[0:00:00...1,2,3]
?
Lumière knew something was immediately wrong when the first breath she took was not one hampered. She reflexively breathed deeper and found that it did not incite a fit of coughing. Her eyes shot open and she abruptly stood up from her seat.
Even the movement came with ease.
What in the?
[0:00:38]
Lumière twisted her body one way to another, breathing in the scents of--
Scents?! YGGDRASIL couldn’t mimic smells.
But lo and behold Lumière could distinctly smell the fire. It had a odd woodsy scent to it, as if it were scented logs burning inside. Lumière had never gone camping before, nor had she experienced fire first hand in her life. She marveled over the odd smell it emitted, sniffing delicately at it.
I quite like this smell, she thought.
“My dearest lady?”
Lumière twitched in surprise, looking over at Jack. The NPC had approached Lumière, a hand placed over his chest where his heart would have been had he not been undead. Jack, like all of Nazarick’s NPCS, had two default outfits: battle and casual. The battle would originally have only been triggered during a raid, so he currently wore his casual.
Lumière had been pretty huge into Sherlock and anime at the time of his design, so he was heavily inspired by an anime version of Jack the Ripper.
He had a black ulster coat with the collar flipped up. Underneath was a white button up shirt, and black and red suit vest. He had the classic dark white gloves, and black slacks to complete the look.
Oh, and of course the famous top hat. Could never, ever, forget the top hat for someone inspired by Jack the Ripper.
Lumière opened her mouth to say something but rapidly closed it. She placed a hand over her chest, breathing.
I can breathe easy. I have a sense of smell and touch. Is it--did I die?
Isekais were rather popular. Given her sickly body it wouldn’t have been too much of a stretch to say she passed away and had no memory of it.
The end result was still the same: she was in her avatar’s body. A body strengthened by a hundred levels and not plagued by illness or frailty. A smile curled her lips and she said, “Jack, how are you today?”
A question that an NPC could never answer unless specifically programmed for. Lumière had never given such line to Jack which meant that if he answered--
“Lovely now that I can gaze upon you,” he answered, stepping closer.
A surge of embarrassed adrenaline shot through Lumière at his intensely warm tone. Ah, wait--
She had almost forgotten how she programmed Jack’s personality. Leaning into the guild’s theme of “monsters” and “evil” she pushed on with his serial killer design. Cruel, sadistic, obsessive, and dangerously smart. She went all out, using a character design sheet Tabula put together. Lumière wasn’t as inventive or imaginative in the edgy department so she asked Ulbert to help. Ulbert had already made a pretty evil demon, Demiurge, and was delighted to try his hand at an evil undead serial killer.
At the end of the design she, as giggling joke with Peroroncino she added that he was a yandere for her.
Ahahahaha… I’m sure it’ll be okay.
「Message from Momonga」 Lumière?
Uwa! Momonga’s here?
「Message to Momonga」 Momonga! You came here too?
「Message from Momonga」 Came here… you’re really in the game, too?
「Message to Momonga」 It looks like it. I can breathe without trouble.
「Message from Momonga」 Ah. I’m happy for you. I’m going to conduct some tests to make sure I can cast more spells. Do you want to meet up in the arena?
「Message from Momonga」 Yeah, I’ll meet you there.
“Cheshire,” Lumière said, raising her hands up. “Come here.”
The fairy disguised as a monster cat floated over with a wide smiles. “Yes, Mistress?”
She reached out and the monstrous feline leaned into her palm. She felt his fur, his warmth, and beneath it all a heartbeat.
Jack responded with an answer on his own, Cheshire is warm and has a heartbeat, I can move freely… I’m here. This is real. They’re real.
Lumière smiled shyly, taking Cheshire into her arms. He was fluffy and warm. “We’re going to the arena to meet with Momonga.”
“As you wish, my lady,” demurred Jack while Cheshire flicked his tail.
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ABAAB OS2 EPISODE 2 TIME
i love him with all my soul, your honour
vehicular theft. nice one, cher. real classy.
HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM
STRANGER DANGER
sir why do you have an american flag on your arm
why america
THEYRE BOTH SO DRAMATIC
I LOVE THEM
imagine the shenanigans they get into. just on a normal day.
i want to know what work was like before cher was an intern
cos their friendship is so damn precious
i love them both so much
so so so much
and they both have IMMACULATE hair
✨pizzaz✨
i love him
are- are you sure?
now im just thinking about that pomegranate i ate for the first time while watching this exact series a few weeks back
it took forever to eat
and was a mess
and the mess looked like blood
but MAN it was good
HIS FREAKING FACE- I CANT
this snapshot is just. perfection. i love them so much
this feels like my brain
hes trying so hard not to laugh
i love him
and his perfect hair
have i mentioned his hair enough today?
i dont think so
I LOVE JACKS HAIR SO MUCH GUYS
IDK IF YOU KNEW
BUT HIS HAIR IS PERFECTION
SO POOFY AND CURLY AND SHRFBGHDRBFHG
“i used the food delivery app” dANG IT THAT’S GENIUS
an epson printer? not a canon printer? and he’s getting angry at it rather than listing all its good qualities?
guys i think they have something against epson printers
maybe theres some long-time rivalry between epson and canon
dang it now im thinking of bad buddy and therefore of a romance story between two printer brands
what is wrong with me
why does the lighting keep doing that thing
AA
MAN
AMERICAN MAN
DIE
IM SWATTING MY SCREEN LIKE THERES A FREAKING BUG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
WHY IS THERE A WHITE AMERICAN MAN
anyway, cher, i think youve bitten off more than you can chew
this entire thing is so fun and i fully support the idea, but when it comes to the actual businessy stuff, you kind of need gun to do it. hes the boss and hes the one that knows what the guy actually said, and hes also the one who actually owns the company. so. yeah.
oh
never mind hes actually doing pretty well
that was unexpected
yayyyy cher did good
YAYYY GUN IS REALISING HES MEAN
YAYYY THATS AN AWESOME GAME IDEA
i love this so much
go to sleep
(look at his hair)
why that shirt. what is it with all the america stuff today.
omg theyre eating spicy chicken thats hilarious
“5 orders each” oh gosh theyre gonna make all the orders dirty arent they
THE SUZUKI CAR SPONORSHIP AGAIN
OMG HE HAS TO SHOUT HIS LOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
I LOVE THIS
“youre not just a lover, cher. you’re my life partner.” BROOO IM GONNA CRY
“cher, im ordering you to lie down” did i not say it.
oh
oh okay then that wasnt dirty???
cher’s last one will be, surely
“im ordering you to love only me forever” well that was both expected and unexpected
they smooch :33
AAAAAAAAA BAD BUDDY IN THREE DAYS
HELLLPPPPPP
IM GONNA CRY
PATPRAN ARE COMING BACK TO US GUYS
THEYRE COMING BACK
ONLY FOR TWO DAYS, BUT THEYRE COMING BACK
GEIJKFDNGBJKRFB
anyway THAT WAS SO GOOD, ABAAB IS SO GOOD, PEOPLE
THERE WASNT EVEN ANY ANGST
THE ONLY TIMES I CRIED WAS OUT OF LOVE+HAPPINESS
ERDKGBTIUFKJBHTRK I LOVE THIS
im so excited for wednesday night
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FINALLY IM WATCHING THE ABAAB EPISODE
i was so busy the last couple of days and the only moments i wasnt busy i was exhausted and fell asleep unwillingly (either that or i was having a mental breakdown but thats neither here nor there)
ANYWAY IM HERE NOW, FOUR DAYS LATE BUT IM HERE
note from the future: i mention how pretty everyone is a LOT in this episode. so take a shot of water every time i mention someone (or perhaps their hair) being pretty. stay hydrated, kids.
now the question is. what the hell happened last episode because i have, once again, forgotten everything
there was the thing that happened with thoop’s sister that i dont rly want to put in words because it disgusts me
thoop apologised for what he said to/about guncher
umm.... guncher had a sexy sexy scene at the end
jack is still pretty and his hair is still pretty
OH AND THREEZO KISSED, I REMEMBER THAT
okay im all caught up, let’s get to it
bro what the hell
“i just love you” awwww
“you love me every time you do me” noW HOL’ UP A SEC
“come on cher, have sympathy for me” “Why would i do that?” “because im cute and adorable” he’s got me there. he is, in fact, very cute and adorable
and pretty
theyre all pretty
why is everyone pretty
guys im pan i cant deal with this rn
AWWWW THE CHEEK KISSSSSS
guys im a sucker for affectionate cheek kisses. i think akkayan broke me bc that cheek kiss in episode 10? jeez i am not okay. i think about that scene more than i am willing to admit.
actually no, im willing to admit it
i love akayan so much
anyway, we’re not akkayaning rn, we’re abaabing
NOOOO IT’S CHER’S LAST DAY AT WORKKKKK im almost certainly gonna cry
weLL NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SOUNDWIN
EVERY TIME I TRY TO FOCUS ON WHAT’S HAPPENING ON THE SCREEN MY BRAIN IS LIKE ‘ooo look at the brainrot hyperfixation people’ and im like BRO CONCENTRATE ON T H I S BRAINROT and my brain is like ‘nahhhhhhh we can focus on it laterrrrr, like when youre trying to do something important but realise you havent watched the episode yet and its been days, how about then!’
anyway
i keep getting sidetracked
sorry
the adhd meds wore off hours ago and ive had two cups of hot chocolate today (one which i just had) so the brain thoughts are more everywhere than usual
anyway
anD NOW IM THINKING ABOUT YAK FROM MSP
WILL I EVER GET A MOMENT OF PEACE
JUST LET ME WATCH THE FREAKING EPISODE
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS BRAIN
i got distracted for an hour and a half. whoops. (raise your hand if youre surprised? that’s right, no one raised their hands. anyway lets get back into this.)
“can i join you” BRO IS SO HORNY RN, JEEZ
GUYS WE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE INTRO, IT ONLY TOOK LIKE TWO HOURS
okay so i just started crying
i havent seen his hair on my screen in literally 11 days
this is a really emotional moment for me
i love his hair so much
jack your hair is perfection
someone needs to tell mike chinnarat that his hair is perfection
i love him so much
help
hes also so pretty
look at his prettiness
hes so pretty
anyway
i love how he’s walking in on them gossiping about his best friend, he’s gonna talk them down
(but also i can totally see him squealing and giggling and getting his nails done with them and gossiping a bunch about chergun (just not the mean kind of gossip))
HE’S SO PRETTY IM LITERALLY SOBBING
HE’S SO PRETTY AND HES SO AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
AND HIS HAIR
hes so freaking perfect. holy hell.
i love him
i cannot express in words how much i love him
HES SO ICONIC
HES SO FREAKING ICONIC
HIS HAIR AMPLIFIES HIS PERSUASIVENESS
HE IS AMAZING
HOLY FREAKING HELL
“is anyone troubled much by our gossip?” FREAKING YES???
HIS SARCASM
HIS SASS
HIS PASSIVE AGGRESSION
IDK IF ANY OF THOSE WERE THE RIGHT WORDS BUT ANYWAY
I LOVE HIM
i want to stare at him forever please
PLEEEAAASEEE HE’S SO ICONIC
how is he so pretty
how is this man so pretty
i love him
hes so pretty
hes so freaking pretty
okay back to guncher
i love them
theyre so sweet
JACK TIME AGAIN
LOOK AT HIS HAIR
ITS PERFECTION
ILYSM JACK
jack and aoi are amazing i love them
they point the guncher moments out to each other
also HIM CALLING HER SIS??? IM CRYING I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH
“i mean the behavior report and the feedback field. i wrote a lot.” I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES SO ICONIC PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR FRIEND AOI
^D^ HE SMILEEEE
“you kept the promise to him so well. you also promised me you wouldnt tell the boss that day. such a double standard” hes so dramatic i love him so much
shes so pretty
and hes also so pretty
why is everyone pretty
is that allowed
are they allowed to be that pretty
i love them all so much
im too pan for this freaking show
i love you ink
COFFEE TIMEEEEE
OH YEAH THEYRE GOING TO GO BUY COFFEE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
hes so confused and so pretty and so happy and so in love and i cant deal with this
HEY
NO
BAD
*sprays him with water* BAD
GO WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND TO BUY COFFEE
please
“and why wont you be around?” lmao he desperately wants to hire him
“yes boss” UM-
k-kinky?
“or should i call you babe” thATS THE NAME OF THE SHOW!
i know nothing about this man but i think everyone loves him
his name is yacht?? i think thats it
anyway i know nothing about him but i agree. i love him.
hes very pretty.
and his hair is a pretty shade of blue
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW PRETTY
AND LIKE A SPECIFIC TYPE OF PRETTY THAT MAKES ME SPECIFICALLY WEAK
WHOEVER CASTED THIS FREAKING SHOW WAS OUT TO GET ME AND ME SPECIFICALLY
PRETTY
i may need to make a second post of commentary for this episode if i cant get myself under control
im screenshotting too many pretty people because there are too many pretty people
at this rate i will certainly go over the 30 image limit
to me. please. just chill and appreciate and screenshot WITHOUT needing to put them on this tumblr post. you can do it. itll be hard but i believe in you. sincerely, me. (buTISHOULDTELLYOUTHATITHINKOFYOUEACHNIGHT. IRUBMYNIPPL- sorry)
“see? ordering coffee is a piece of cake” well now i want cake
WHY DOES CHER HAVE TO GO
IM GONNA CRY
I HATE GOODBYES
OH HEY THAT RHYMED
i wanna see thyme
yes mentioning thyme was just an excuse to rhyme again, but i rly do miss seeing drake laedeke’s face. and also eyebrows. i love his eyebrows so much.
PLEASE HES SO FREAKING PRETTY JACK IS SO PRETTY AND HIS HAIR IS SO PRETTY
THE HUG
I AM EMOTIONAL
MY EMOTIONS ARE BIG
WHY
gun appearing out of nowhere and jack’s nervous smile- omg
GHREKDBG ITS SO FUNNY WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
i have never seen less food on a fork before
THE LOOKS THAT JACK AND AOI SHARE- OMG
EVERYONES REACTIONS TO “both” PLEASEEE
i know im tryna dial it down on the screenshots a little bit but his hair was at a great angle in this shot and i just had to share this
you can see all the curls
all the sections of his hair
the messy curly perfection
the fluffy poofy wonderfulness
GUN SMILES SO MUCH NOW, HE’S SO SMILEY
“i will not get to visit for a while” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN
everyone’s little “aoeeeee” when cher fed gun- i love this group so much
CELEBRATING THE END OF THE INTERNSHIP WITH BBQ PORK WITH THE SQUAD, HELL YES, THAT MEANS THREEZO, IMMA TRY TO NOT COMMENTATE UNTIL THAT PART BC I WANT THREEZO ON MY SCREEN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I MISSED THEM DEEPLY
“can i take a quick nap” bro its your last day
cher why do you keep looking sad
what are you not telling us
and can you please tell us
please
and thank you
HELL YES OKAY ITS ALREADY BBQ PORK TIME WITH THE SQUAD
AND THEYRE ALL SO PRETTY
I LVOE JACK’S FACE IN THIS ONE FRAME
I WONT PUT THE SCREENSHOT HERE THO BC I DONT WANNA WASTE MY LIMITED PHOTO SPACE
BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
THREEZO
“we didnt think he was gonna make it!” honestly, fair
I LOVE SEEING HOW SMILEY JACK IS NOW
it really brings out his hair
(im kidding)
HE MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN HE IS HAPPY
seriously how is he so pretty
jack how are you pretty
and why are you pretty
hes pretty while drinking a cup of water
what the hell
FHBFHBFHBFHFBHFBFHBFHBF I AM SUPRESSING THE SOUNDS OF DYING BECAUSE ITS 10:30 AND MY FAMILY ARE GOING TO SLEEP NOW BUT GOSH DARNNIT THREEZO ARE TOO CUTE
“im drunk” “but you just had plain water” “im drunk in LOVE” GIUJEBRDNGOIREHNDL
man has never seen a vegetable in his entire life
THE WAY ZO SMILES AT THREE
IM DYING, SOBBING, CRYING
THEY’RE THE WORST
I LOVE THEM
“boss, if you’re shaped by our society, you’ll be great. no worries. you will do so great.” i wholeheartedly agree, their group is perfection
I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS SCENE ON MY SKULL
literally all i can think about rn is jack’s hair
I LOVE CHERJACK’S FRIENDSHIP SO FREAKING MUCH
MY BOYS
GHRKDBGRHKDBG
chergun are so pretty
theyre both so pretty
i love them
theyre so pretty
no i will not stop mentioning how pretty people are
AWWW THE LITELL KISE
“your latest kiss and every kiss from now until forever. im the only one allowed to kiss you.” GUERJDHJOB
i love all the litell kisez
look, i know all the translations say the same thing. but somehow it just feels like the the italian translations of it are always so much more beautiful and poetic than the english translations.
im gonna go on a bit of a languages rant for a sec so if you dont care, ill end it by saying COCKADOODLEDOO in all caps like that so look for that and read from there
anyway
in english it’s “you’re my happiness, cher”, which, yeah, that’s super sweet
but then the italian translation is “tu per me sei la felicità, cher” which means ‘you for me are the happiness, cher’
and then he says “the happiness that ive never had before” which is just all the feels at once
but then it’s “quella felicità che non avevo mai raggiunto prima”
which is ‘that happiness that i never had reached before’ WHICH IS JUST-
its the way its worded
i cant explain it
its just better
and then cher says “remember this.... if im your happiness, boss, it will never be gone”
OR IN ANOTHER COUNTRY, HE SAYS “tieni a mente questo... se io per sono la felicità, capo, niente potrà portatela via”
in other words, ‘hold in mind this... if i for i am the happiness, boss, nothing will be able to take it away’
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN NOW???
"i will be your happiness forever” BORINGGG
“io sarò per sempre la tua felicità” AWESOME
‘i will be for always your happiness’ DUDE
(also obviously these are all very literal translations, i havent bothered to switch around the order of words to fit the english language because you know what the english option is, i need you to understand just how poetic it is in italian)
i freaking love it so much
anyway COCKADOODLEDOO
NOOOOOO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THATTTT
guys i think the bed is still on an angle
theyre not listening to me
its a safety hazard
seriously
fix the freaking mattress ITS NOT THAT HARD JUST SCOOT IT OVER A LITTLE BIT
gun wakes up to cher gone and his intern badge thingy on the pillow
i sure hope cher sent him a text or something
cos otherwise hes gonna be real worried
ive seen how this plays out in too many bls
before you know it, gun’s gonna call his closest friends and eventually cher will show up, only to reveal that he put their friend’s nephew in a children’s home on the other side of the country, and they all freak out and it turns out cher was messing with them
hypothetically of course
just a situation i randomly pulled out of my head
PHEW OKAY he left him a note
gosh freaking darnnit its 11:15pm already (how did that happen), i started at 8pm (how did THAT happen), and im literally only halfway through the episode (HOW DID THAT HAPPEN), and im way too exhausted to continue. ill have to finish it tomorrow.
BYE BYE FOLKS, I LOVE YOU, HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING/DAY/WHATEVER, ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR MORE REALLY BAD COMMENTARY WHERE I JUST SAY HOW PRETTY EVERYONE IS
(btw i rly hope everyone managed to stay hydrated)
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OKAY I HAVE ONE HOUR BEFORE THE OS2 MSP EPISODE COMES OUT SO HOPEFULLY I CAN FINISH THE ABAAB EPISODE BEFORE THEN, imma try to dial it down on the commentary so that its faster
(also fun fact, i tried to do the mouthfuls of water when i mention how pretty anyone or their hair is thing that i suggested. and i had 48 mouthfuls of water and an immediate need to pee and i was worried that throughout the night i would suddenly become a 3 year old child and pee my bed. anyway.)
AH SHOOT YEAH THE NOTE HE LEFT
where the hell did cher go
we’re probably about to find out but i wanna formulate my thoughts first
(dang it now im thinking of first kanaphan bc i said ‘first’ STAY ON TRACK STAY ON TRACK STAY ON TRACK)
presumably hes gone back to like his home town thingy
but... why
i have no idea
we shall see
OH, STUFF YOU
VAFFANCULO TU OMOFOBO PEZZO DI MERDA
LA DETESTO, DETESTO MOLTO
LEI PUÒ MORIRE IN UNA BUCA FREDDA E BUIA ALL’INFERNO, PER FAVORE
STRDYTCFUVJYHKB
“you two are not a good match” LIES, LIIEEEESSS
NOOOOOO HE IS SADDDDDD
HHHWHYYYYY
“take care of your health” i love jack so much
guys we’re nearly 6 minutes in and i havent mentioned jack’s hair ONCE
okay well i just did BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT
THIS IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION
I EXERCISED ✨RESTRAINT✨
“please tell him dont be too hard on yourself, and take care” AWWJRGKHB
poor dude misses cher so much he keeps hallucinating him
at this point the real cher is gonna show up and he’s gonna think its one of his hallucinations for goodness sake
gun, go to therapy
hes so pretty tho
i love him
and you didnt have a chance to say goodbye? because you didnt know it was a goodbye? and you desperately want to see him again but youre also terrified of that ever possibly happening because you know itll mean there’s going to be a goodbye, either that day or just at some point in the future, there will always be a goodbye, and you dont know if its worse to never get a chance to say goodbye or being forced to say goodbye against your own will? and youve had too many goodbyes in your life to know how to deal with it but you keep forgetting to bring this up with your psychologist when you see her once a month?
whaaaat, me? projecting? no wayyyyy
i love porsche
porsche and gun are like lesbians
that makes sense somehow
porschegun are lesbians
i will not elaborate
“you, thyme, and cher. everyone left me. i have no one left.” jEEZ THAT ONE REALLY STABBED ME IN THE HEART SIX TIMES
KILL MEEEEEEEEE
whaaaat i have attachment issues? my psychologist said i have high signs of separation anxiety, like im a dog? noooooo waaaaaayyyyyyyy
bro
DANG IT OF COURSE THAT WAS A DREAM
“hes been drinking his old coffee for five days in a row” HOLY HELL HES NOT OKAY SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING
i love him
and his hair
sorry, i know i said i would dial it down but the episode is nearly over and it wouldnt be an abaab commentary post if i didnt mention and screenshot jack’s hair AT LEAST once.
HES JUST SO PRETTY
just. look at his face. appreciate his face. and his hair.
JACK’S SAD LITTLE SMILE AND THEN HE LOOKS AWAY- IM GONNA CRY I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH
CHER!! :DD
and... yacht???? (seriously, IS that his name)
HIS FREAKING BLUE HAIR IS SO PRETTY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
second best hair in this show
“without you, my tiny room seems tremendous” FIHREBGKJB
GROUP MOMENT
THREEZOOOOOO
PLS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
“you’re making us horny” GIUERDBJSGOIRE THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL
HE IS AMAZING
AND ZO’S LITTLE FINGER SHAKE DSFDSGSGD
MY BOI IS GRADUATINGGGGG
MY BOI IS SEEING HIS BOY
JRGFJFNGGFVC
A WONDERFUL END TO THE EPISODE
THAT WAS EXCELLENT
I LOVE THEM
aight time for msp in like. five minutes.
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JUST FINISHED THE FINAL ABAAB EPISODE, TIME FOR OUR SKYY 2
send help
BRO I DONT NEED THIS CATCHUP, I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED THE SERIES FIVE MINUTES AGO
i still cant figure out if this is an alternate universe thing or just cher messing around. it seems like another au thing. but also that blazer looks astonishingly big on him
BROOOO I LOVE THAT
i knew it
cos it wouldve had the same intro as msp did if it was another universe
I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMM
HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
HIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE
HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE
HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
ALSO HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
DID I MENTION HIS HAIR
AOI I-
“the boss’s office is like my living room” anywhere can be your living room if you try hard enough
omg im like 86% certain that gun is messing with cher
which is about as certain as i was that aye hadn’t forgotten akk’s birthday and was preparing a surprise for him
THREEZO
I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH
LOOK AT HOW PRETTY THEY ALL ARE
THEYRE ALL SO PRETTY
okay so he wasnt messing with him so i was wrong, BUT he wasnt cheating on him. so (even tho it was obvious) i call this a win
nah man, youre good. that smile will DEFINITELY make your employees feel better.
(altho FORCEd? get it? like. force. his actor? so in a way, yes you always look forced because you always look like force)
omg threezo fake couple fight
OH NO IT TURNED INTO A REAL ARGUMENT AND NOW ZO IS SAD
i smell merch
damn that episode was over quickly
twas lovely tho
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tis friday night, aka the third night in a row im staying up past midnight for a bl and its gonna be like this for the next five weeks so id better get used to the exhaustion (send help), aka ABAAB NIGHT LETS GOOO
threezo my lovelies pls exist this episode
did he get prettier over the last week or did i just forget what he looks like
bc either way this man is very pretty
suspector #1
suspector #2
jack as a gossip icon was a pleasant surprise in this show but im living for it
bro there so tender with each other im gonna cry
i think i forgot what everyone looked like cos every single character feels 10x prettier than they already were (and everyone was already at optimum pretty) and i love it
i love how much more casual gun has become with his employees, it makes me happy
BOY
MY BOY
MY BOY WITH THE EYEBROWS
HELLO DRAKE HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE FRIDAY (typing this out at literally 11:59pm so its still friday)
okay its now wednesday but HOW ARE YOU DRAKA SATTABUT LAEDEKE, ILY
his luscious eyebrows are furrowed
in anger
he is angry
ah shoot pls chill bro
MY BOYS THREEZO HELLO
hell yes flashback time, lets get a good insight into the characters so that we can aggressively analyse them later
they always looks so comfy with each other what the hell
bRO you fell asleep ON THE BEACH?? what if high tide had caught up to them? they wouldve drowned in their sleep
nice visual (but soundwin did it first btw)
there are people already swimming.
these people walked past these two grown-ass men sleeping on the sand on the beach, fast asleep, in formal button-up shirts, where theyd clearly been all night. and no one said anything.
you can do it you luscious locked lovely boi, i believe in you
(you thought you were free from the obsession of the hair but you were WRONG, his hair is now and forever and always and all of time)
im just now noticing his earrings, that's awesome
the hair look at the hair look at his hair i love his hair
FLUFFY FLUFFY HAIR
THREEZOTHREEZO
i love them i love them i love them i love them
THE LAYERS TO THIS
HIS SERIOUS EXPRESSION
SAYING 'MY BOYFRIEND ZO' INSTEAD OF JUST ZO, SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THEYRE DATING JUST IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT
AND KNOWING ZO'S FAVOURITE RJIDGFNRN
absolutely he does
IM DYING
i freaking love jack so much
he knows what's going on between them. and he loves and appreciates and accepts it, but he's been getting so much pressure from the other workers to talk to cher because theyre friends, and he doesnt want to invade but he doesn't want anything bad to happen to either his friend or his boss
why is the man so pretty
i genuinely dont understand it, this man and his hair are so pretty
"i used to have a lover too. i know how painful it is to lose someone." BRO WHAT THE HELL??? WE WERE NOT TOLD THIS INFORMATION, PLEASE EXPAND UPON THIS
snack is good. yummy nom noms. eat them eat them you eat them and then poop them out yum yum yum
i need to go to bed
i love him probably too much
BISEXUAL SITTING??
noooo we barely got any threezo todayyy (if i were more awake id be outraged by this but im having trouble just keeping my head up so i'll get to that anger in the morning)
im surprised we didnt get a sponsorship for cleaning gun's punch wound
anyway ive been on the verge of falling asleep this whole episode so im gonna go to sleep now and hopefully catch up on three days of not-enough-sleep
goodnight folks!
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gosh darnnit im tired
in other words: time for my weekly ramblings about a bl where im mildly interested in the main couple but the side couple means more to me than anything and no i will not stop talking about them
slight warning, there will be one mention of sa and one mention of murder/suicide (both of which are my personal speculation about particular situations, and there’s no detail apart from the word being mentioned). i also discuss/ramble to myself about mental health problems, and alcohol abuse. so if any of those things are triggering for you in any way, please be cautious about reading this, take necessary precautions, and if it’s particularly distressing, i urge you to call a local hotline for these kinds of emergencies. i care about all of you and your health and safety, whether i know you or not, and if you ever need to talk about anything at all, lemme know, my ask box and my dms are always open.
anyway, on with the show!
if you haven’t figured it out yet, this is...
MY THOUGHTS ON EPISODE 4 OF ABAAB
(if youre new here, it will literally be all of my thoughts on everything while im watching it bc i feel like im annoying my friends with my ramblings so instead ill annoy all of this circle of tumblr. and it will probably not be coherent. youre welcome.)
i’m obsessed with his little ‘cher is so cute’ smile
THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT LITERALLY THIS EXACT POST
dONT YOU DARE DO A PATPRAN
that’s real insightful, cher. id never thought of that one before. the statement really gets me thinking.
are you- are you saying what i think you’re saying? or am i more dirty minded than i thought
his hair is extra curly today and its veyr pretty
the curls are giving charlie spring vibes from the side
i would like to touch his hair please
the fact that covid exists in this universe is weirdly funny to me
yup that sounds about right. no one rly cares about covid anymore when the entire world is ending
YAY HE’S FINALLY OPENING UP TO HIM
that freaking sucks tho
and what’s worse is it’s very likely tian was r*ped
WHY DO ALL THE HAPPY FEEL-GOOD SHOWS HAVE TO HAVE SAD DEATH BACKSTORIES BEHIND 50% OF THE FREAKING CHARACTERS
GUN (msp)’S DAD IS DEAD AND HIS MUM SPENDS HALF THE SHOW LOW-KEY DYING (and i swear if they do something to gim in our skyy 2 im gonna fly to thailand and have some words with people)
AYAN’S DAD LEFT, HIS UNCLE DIED
THUA’S DAD DIED
HALF THE CHARACTERS IN THE ECLIPSE HAVE DIAGNOSED DEPRESSION AND THE REST OF THEM ARE UNDIAGNOSED BUT ITS DEFINITELY THERE
HERE, JACK HAS DEPRESSION (and i rly hope they go into that more in depth later in the show bc he intrigues me. if they dont go into it more then im writing a way too in depth analysis post of jack)
AND NOW FREAKING CHER’S FRIEND/CRUSH FROM CHILDHOOD IS FREAKING DEAD AND HER BODY WAS FLOATING IN A POND WHICH DOESNT RLY LEAD TO ANY IMMEDIATE THOUGHTS OF A NATURAL DEATH WHICH MEANS IT WAS PROBABLY MURDER AND/OR SUICIDE WHICH MAKES IT EVEN FREAKING WORSE
i knew it was too good to last. the over-confident, cocky, funny, sassy/sarcastic people are generally the most messed up, they just hide it via humour and feigned confidence (i am most certainly not one of these people at all)
cher stop drinking, you’re gonna hurt yourself. also the alcohol might feel like it’s lifting the burden of thinking and stops you from worrying about everything thats happening, but itll come rushing back to you when you’re sober and worse because youll have a hangover, and it’s only a temporary fix, drinking only works for a couple of hours. you need a more permanent fix, cos if you keep turning to alcohol, itll turn into addiction and substance abuse and dependency, none of which are good, all of which are much harder to get out of than they are to get into. so yeah, just chill with the drinking a little bit. i get that you need to let it all out and you need to not feel for a bit, and that’s totally okay, but you need to make sure you’re not over-indulging yourself. otherwise youll be very ill in the long-term, both physically and mentally
PFFFT THIS WAS THE PERFECT SHOT TO END IT ON
final thoughts:
theyve both said things that make absolutely no sense in context unless theyre confessions of feelings, and yet theyre definitely gonna continue to do the “what if he doesnt like me back” thing even tho its SO CLEAR to LITERALLY EVERYONE they have feelings for each other
theyve gotten so close to kissing this episode and yet they havent which is sad, but also at least they have kissed at one point before getting to the point where they COULD have kissed a grand total of siXTY-SEVEN TIMES- (shut up im not talking about tinngun what are you talking about. .....but also if you wanted to see that post where i count out all of the times tinngun didn’t kiss...)
very sad with the complete and utter lack of threezo in this episode. actually, it’s not even a lack of threezo. neither of them even appeared in the episode. neither was even mentioned. they (i.e. the characters, the creators of the show) are all acting like threezo AREN’T the most important characters in this entire show
i love threezo
where is threezo
or is it zothree
either way i dont mind bc i love them
where was i
oh right
this episode was pretty good, very emotional, i definitely didnt cry what are you talking about (who am i kidding, eveyrone knows i cried three times, you dont even need me to tell you)
im excited for episode 5
that is all, thank you and goodnight
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i went to bed instead of watching abaab and i woke up and im ✨sick✨
its not the plague but i have a sore throat and im really congested and i feel like a dump truck ran over me and poured all the bin juices in my brain, but its fine cos im here, im queer, and threezo are near
CONTENT WARNING: if youve seen this episode, youll be aware that there will be discussions of rape, sexual assault, and pedophilia. if any of these topics are triggering for you, please take the measures you require to stay safe, and please call emergency services if you require help, and talk to someone you trust. remember: you are not alone, and there will always be people who love and care for you, but you havent yet met some of them. stay safe everyone, i love you
i cannot for the life of me remember how the last episode ended so its lucky that they have little summaries at the starts of episodes cos otherwise id have no clue whats going on
OH YEAH THOOP WAS ARRESTED
hang on, dont they still need to go to work?
i cant remember what day it is and what they were doing before cher got that phone call but still
dang it ive already had a cup of tea today but i think i need another one
THREEZO HELLO (ft jack's luscious hair on the side there)
THREEZO ARE SO SWEET WHY ARE YOUR FACES LIKE THAT JACK AND TUB
okay, yeah, fair
HE IS HAPPY
HIS HAIR IS FLUFFY AND HE IS HAPPY
GREHJKDFGKJRB
aww
AWWWHHHH
awhh thoop is cryinggg
bro is in desperate need of a hug
IM GONNA CRYYYY
i love deep platonic bonds
especially when its found family
fnjgbhfbvhfb
**gasp** despicable!
HELLO THREEZOOOOO
hes so prettyyyy
and hes also so prettyyyyyy
GJKRTBNFDHKJRG I LOVE THEM
am i crying? yes.
im crying a lot
i love threezo so much
the grip these two have on my mental health and sanity--
have i rewatched this scene four times? yeah. do i now kinda just wanna curl into a ball and sob for a day or two? yeah. unfortunately i have to keep watching the episode
okay so its literally like six hours later now, ive tried having two naps, ive had three cups of tea today, as much medicine as i can have, and the sickness has done nothing but get worse which is just so fun but the only reason i wasnt watching abaab is bc i was trying to sleep and that's just not happening so im continuing the episode now
the commentary is gonna be very little tho btw bc im having trouble making coherent thoughts through all the conjestion clogging my brain
the way they smile at each other is so 🥺🥹
im TRYING--
sorry, last week i couldnt stop talking about the freaking pomegranate i was eating, today i cant stop talking about how sick i am, ill try and shut up about it and just watch the episode lol
SCREW THAT GUY
VAFFANCULO
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM SO MUCH
idk much about the mother
BUT THE STEPFATHER CAN GO SHOVE A PIGNA UP HIS CULO
look, i hate cops and law enforcement
but i even more hate thoop's stepfather
and law enforcement, unfortunately, have a lot of power, but thats fortunate in this situation bc they can force him to shut up which is nice
oh, wouldya look at that. i was right.
im not happy about it. its freaking horrible. and its even worse that it happens every day in every single country and state and city and suburb and yet nothing is being done about it.
um. yeah. thats all i can think of to say.
SHE HAD TO PUT UP WITH IT FOR THREE YEARS???
holy hell thats freaking disgusting
i hate this so much. not that they included this in the show, im really glad they included it because it's freaking disgusting and not talked about enough, especially in mainstream media and stuff. i just freaking hate that rape exists and people have to put up with it every single freaking day of their freaking lives, and NOTHING is happening to fix this freaking disgusting issue
this episode is a lot heavier than i was expecting and idk if anything im saying makes any sense because im too sick for this and the things that happened are making me even more sick
HUZZAH, I WAS RIGHT
AND THIS TIME ITS A GOOD FEELING THAT IM RIGHT
HES NOT HOMOPHOBIC
HUZZAH, HUZZAH, PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JACK'S ALMIGHTY FLUFFY BEAUTIFUL HAIR
sobbing, i cant do this, theyre too sweet
AH SHOOT, I JUST REALISED IVE BARELY DRANK ANY WATER TODAY
as per usual, your hair is on fleek today, my friend
he's angry at laem, but his hair is perfection
the perfect way to get someone to shut up: shove food in their mouth as fast as possible (im using this at some point) (also how the hell is his hair so pretty i love his hair too much. i think i always spend more time talking about jack's hair than i do talking about the actual episode)
gun's mother has such a sweet sounding voice but her words sting like poison, jeez
OH HELL YES ITS THIS PART
IVE SEEN SCREENSHOTS
side note: look at three and zo's knees pressed together gjfngjbhfgbh
HEYYY GUYS
ITS SO FUNNY
WHAT ARE THEY DOING WATCHING SIMM
wait so. bad buddy exists as a series inside the msp universe. simm exists as a series inside the abaab universe. what's next??
the frame changed suddenly, kluen was looking down slightly earlier and now he's looking right in nuea's eyes (yes i had to include jack's hair in the screenshot, so what?)
side note: i love all of jack's ear piercings (and his hair) so much
(ive now used all my 30 photos for this post so you just have to deal with that. on the bright side, the final photo was of jack's beautiful face and beautiful earrings and beautiful HAIR)
i love this friend group so much, theyre all just sitting in a circle in their gaming chairs supporting cher as much as possible in their own little ways and its so sweet and so happy and gfbhbrhgb
ignore your bfs phone calls only to show up at his house with food
AWWW, THE WAY HE JUST PULLS HIM INTO A WORRIED HUG AS SOON AS HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY- I LOVE THEMMMM
"promise me no matter what happens, we will fight it together" RGHBKRDFHGKRBDFHB
AWWWW TEHY KISSSSS
"(talking to himself) if your mum knows about this, she will hit you to death, cher" "know about what?" "she gave me only one heart and i gave it all to you" "youre as cheesy as i am" IM DYING WHAT THE HELL THEYRE SO SWEET
BRO CHILL
CALM DOWN
I DONT NEED TO SEE THIS
I MEAN LIKE GOOD FOR THEM
BUT WHY DO WE NEED SUCH A LONG SHOT OF GUN'S BARE ABS
theyre so soft with each other what the hell
"i just want to hear it from your mouth-" AND CHER CUTS HIM OFF WITH THE SOFTEST KISS EVER??? (well, not ever. no one can ever kiss as softly or lovingly as freaking akk, but that's neither here nor there) THAT ONE TINY MOMENT IS GONNA PLAY IN MY HEAD FOR AGES NOW OMG
keep the pants on please guys
oh thank goodness they finished the episode before it got to that, i appreciate that
anyway THAT WAS SO SWEET GBFHGBFHBHG
im desperately hoping that next episode will be mostly fluffy happiness bc i cant take much more of this seriousness, especially not if my sickness persists (which i really hope it doesnt, id love to be functioning this week)
um yeah. that was that. i hope you enjoyed that? sorry for all my ramblings about being sick, i just really hate being sick.
once again, i hope youre all safe and healthy, if you're not, i hope you can find a safe space and people you trust, please contact someone who can help you if you need it. i love you all, have a great week :]
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AIGHT its saturday, i finally have time, lets binge the final abaab episode and then the two os2 episodes and then watch the trailer for next week and cry because holy hell patpran are coming back to us guys how does one deal
but first, let's focus on the task at hand: jack's amazing hair. and threezo. and also the actual plot i guess.
i literally just cracked my knuckles in preparation for this
NOOO I FORGOT HOW THE LAST EPISODE ENDED (its been literally two weeks since jack's hair this show was last on my screen what the hell)
OH WAIT YEAH THATS RIGHT THE EPISODE ENDED WITH THEM SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN
ignore my 'nooooo', its fine
NOOOO I SAW MY BOYS THREEZO IN THE OPENING CREDITS AS I DO EVERY SINGLE WEEK AND NOW IM GETTING EMOTIONAL
THEYRE LEAVING ME TODAY
WHYYYY
AND SO HIS JACK
HIM WITH HIS PERFECT BLOODY HAIR
I LOVE HIM
um-
LOOK AT THEM
I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH
cher with his hands in the air like he's a farmer in a drought and its finally raining for the first time in months
jack not going insane but hes so clearly HAPPY and i LOVE HIM and with his hands on his hips and his perfect hair and his hair that is perfect and his happiness and his happy hair
tub going insane because MONEY
THREE HOLDING THE TROPHY BC HES SO HAPPY AND HES SO PROUD AND THIS IS WHAT HES BEEN WANTING FOR THE ENTIRE FREAKING SHOW
ZO SUPER PROUD AND HAPPY AND BOUNCING OFF THE HAPPINESS OF HIS BOYFRIEND AND THREEZO STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND RHBGHRGB
I LOVE THEMMMMMMM
HE IS HAPPY
IM SMILING SO HARD I CANT SEE
AAAAAAA
i love three so much
he looks like he feels like hes in a dream
like he cant believe the trophy hes holding is real
but it is! they won!! THEY WON AND IM SO PROUD OF THEM IM SO SO SO ZO SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU THREE
i love this music theyre playing
the video game music
theres a word for that
its like something bit music
im thinking 3 bit or 8 bit
i dont know things
I GOOGLED IT, ITS 8 BIT
IM SO SMART GUYS
anyway
i love the music
YAYYYYYYYYY
HES SO PRETTYYYYYY (youll never guess who im talking about)
also i freaking love aoi and her reaction
BRO WROTE A FULL ESSAY JUSTIFICATION BUT GUN GAVE HIM AN A WITHOUT EVEN READING IT AND HUGGED HIM
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
"my script hasnt been completely said, boss. can i say it first?" he wants his essay writing skills to be appreciated
cher leaned forward. gun's gonna kiss him.
yup.
i love them so much
smoochy smooch in front of everyone
so sweet
so happy
i love themmmmmmmm
EVERYONE SCREAMING WITH JOY OMG
"i love you" "i know" THE THING THEY SAID THE THING, THATS SO FUNNY AND SO THEM, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
IM TEEHEEING MY WAY THROUGH LIFE RN, THEYRE SO PRECIOUS
THE CHEEK KISSES
THE PULLING INTO THE OFFICE??? DAMN GUYS
everyone freaking out and jack sitting there, happy for them but also like 'GUYS CALM DOWN' but mostly amused and most of all HAPPY HE IS HAPPY
IM SOBBINGGGGG GUN IS SO HAPPY TO SEE CHER AND BE WITH CHER AGAIN
THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY
im gonna have a mental breakdown later in the episode cos theres no way theyll all stay so happy the whole way through. theyll be happy at the end. but we're only at 1/4. i know how they do these things. 1/4 is happiness and you think nothing can go wrong, and then 2/4 will lull you into a false sense of security, and then 3/4 will crush your soul and rip it up then cry on it then put it through a paper shredder and then, near the end of the part, will try to put you back together like a puzzle near, and then 4/4 will have the pieces glued together and yeah youre permanently damaged but youll be happy about it.
hes gonna take that as a challenge
he will battle you to the death to try and be the first one to propose, mark my words
"weve been together for less than 10 minutes, youre thinking about marriage already?" "yes." lmao simp
oh look at that, angst has entered the building
get the tears ready, folks
oh
okay then never mind
but the angst will come in a different form, and itll come soon, mark my freaking words
bro cher is so freaking charismatic, how does he do it?
imagine him as a bard
hed never fail anything
everyone would love him
hes so naturally charismatic, and being a bard would just increase that
now im picturing bls but dnd and holy hell i do not have enough mental stability to handle that rn
"i havent taken off my underwear yet" "let me help you" I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
"lets not talk about this anymore" theyre gonna make out instead arent they
yup theyre making out
enjoy that, guys
BOY
THOOP
HELLO BOY
i love thoop's mum but shes so short its hilarious
this is so funny to me and i cant explain why
side note: LOOK AT HIS HAIRRRRR
he looks so done
i love him
i also love his hair
idk if ive ever mentioned that before but i do in fact love his hair
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
"if i got 1K every time you said love, id be a billionaire" cher, if everyone got 5 bucks every time i said love, we'd solve world hunger
Gun: "yes boss" Cher: "good job, intern" is this them foreshadowing os2?
ooooo new year party
THREEZO
zo getting three to correct the sign very specifically??? autism.
"when you say perfect, do you mean the sign, or us?" TUB'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND- I CANT
im with you there, tub
just in a different way to you
theyre too cute for me to handle bc i love them so much
tub jsut finds it too cheesy for his lonely heart
"when will this honeymoon phase be over" N E V E R.
hey thats what i said!
THREE'S HAPPY LITTLE NOD OMG GNRDFBGHDRBFJV
ARE THEY GONNA KISS
PLS LET THEM KISS
awwwhhhh just cheek kisses
i love cheek kisses but cmon guys, let threezo have their main character moment. just for a sec.
cher failing at cooking, i love this
"you dont let me shine" "please dont shine. im afraid youd explode my kitchen."
THAT LONG?????? JEEZ OKAY I UNDERSTAND GUN'S REACTION NOW, HOLY HELL
IM HOWLING
THIS IS SO FUNNY
guys i mightve been wrong, this episode might actually be entirely happiness and good vibes
pls let there be a threezo new years kiss
i need it
IM SOBBINGGGG THREEZO'S WISHES ARE SO SWEET AND PERFECT AND HOLY HELL I LOVE THEM MORE THAN PLANET EARTH
close enough
i love them
awwwww this new years surprise is so cute
YAYYY THE COUNTDOWN
BRB, CRYING
"i love you all year, forever, and all my life" NOOOO I CANTTTT
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
G3ERBHGSHKVERBSGKHDV
"youre the best new year gift for me" WH- AWW
THATS SO CUTE
IM SPEECHLESS
its so cliche but its so cute
i love this
i love that thye ended the series on new years
if it were like any other series or movie or anything at all id probably gag but i love them all too much to gag
i feel like its important to know that the italian version of "youre the best new year gift for me" translates roughly to "for me, you're the best gift of new year's ive ever received" and im-
"except when im using the bathroom. thats my personal time" PFFFT
im sensing a parallel to episode 2
(which, btw, its insane that they kissed in episode freaking two)
(tinngun almost didnt even get to it in their final episode for goodness sake)
THAT WAS SO GOOD
THAT WAS SUCH A PRECIOUS ENDING
overall: criminally underrated show, incredible characters, incredible chemistry, incredible acting, holy hell i cant believe its over. i love this show.
AIGHT, time for os2.
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sorry folks (the like three people who care), I’m really exhausted, I’ve had a long week, so I’m just gonna go to sleep now instead of staying up for abaab, but I’ll watch it in the morning and you’ll get to enjoy (??) my terrible terrible commentary then, so I’ll see you all in like 10-12ish hours, goodnight!!
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