Me: i just want to live a boring routine life with my little blorbos and plants in my window and petting all the neighborhood cats
The universe: it is 3am and the police are at your door, it has nothing to do with you but you have to deal with it anyway.
Me: okay that’s-
The universe: you have found someone’s passport and covid vaccine card on the ground while walking back to your apartment from the bus. no one is around. good luck.
Me: i’m so tired
Also sadly no neither of those were jokes
I do not have pictures of the police incident bc it was 3am and I had no idea what was going on and just wanted to go back to bed
I try to live a boring life and a lot of the chaos in my life can usually be blamed on my own lack of impulse control but even when I do literally nothing at all the universe decides that if I am not going to be chaotic and accidentally kick people in the face at raves on my own then it will just make the chaos happen around me
Also here is me scritching a kangaroo for some level of proof about the australia trip lol
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