Youve heard of William being judgmental and a hater towards FitzAfton/JereMike/whatever now get ready for: William pathetically trying to wingman for his coworker whom is definitely totally NOT his son without either of them noticing him constantly trading shifts with them because “Goddammit Michael only one man in this family can have a tragic doomed gay relationship and I have held that title for 20 fucking years” and also because watching those two be idiots is free entertainment while he cleans up some literal shit stain off the floor or smth