Random death note headcanons that no one asked for :)
(the majority are just whammy's kids)
• Beyond snorted dry wall as a child
• L has made multiple deez nuts jokes and Light falls for them every single time
• Matsuda doesn't know how to tie his shoe laces and is too afraid to ask at this point
• Near leaves legos laying arund on the floor (mello has steped on them multiple times)
• Misa likes baking
• Matsuda is bi. Argue with a wall
• Mello has tought matt a lot of balkan curse words
• Light only has 5 outfits and he shufles through them during the week (if he feels bold that day he'll change the color of his pants)
• Matt has once choked on bread (don't ask how)
• Near loves classical music
• Watari basically has to force L to wear shoes if he goes outside
• Matt has dyed his hair multiple times. Usually on impulse at 2am and falling asleep half way through it
• Misa loves and i mean LOVES Twilight and has watched it multiple times
• Ryuk once tried apple souce and hated it
• Mello collects electric guitars (yk for the ✨️aesthetic✨️)
• Matsuda and Misa had a karaoke night every friday (it was at the headquarters and Light nearly lost his mind)
• Matt can't spell for shit (he once wrote "high hoes" instead of "high hopes" and mello will never let him live that down)
• L makes weird dick jokes that everyone gets uncomfortable with and then acts all inocent.
• Neither matt or mello know how to cook. Matt even managed to fuck up his coffee once
• Matsuda is good at ice skating
• Matt once tried to learn slovene to surprise mello but gave up half way through it
• Both L and Near would watch ghost hunting shows only to comment on how dumb the evidence is
• Light likes kpop but would NEVER admit that to anyone
• Misa loves halloween, especially carving pumpkins
• L bullies Light on the dailly that he looks like Justin Bieber
• Misa listens to mcr religiously
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this is the second time i've failed my practice test
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Chronic pain is a bitch, trying to distract myself with stupid mind wanderings regarding Fang and co
You know that joke of people having a hamster wheel for a brain? While mine is a jerboa wheel and sometimes Fang trips and sends things off the rails
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