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k0kichiimagines · 3 years

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shuichi nsfw alphabet 👉👈 if you werent already planning on doing that djdhsjd

SURE SURE!! i was but it just means it gets done sooner!!

- mod kokichi

Shuichi Saihara N$FW alphabet

CW: n$fw

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He'll be pretty tired, usually he cuddles up next you while speaking softly, seeing how you're doing and stuff. Depending on the time, he either takes a quick nap or he'll go shower afterwards. (You're welcome to join :) )

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's fairly insecure about his body to be honest :( i don't think he likes anything in particular.

On you ? Everything, but he holds a fondness for your chest. He might leave a few hickeys on it when he gets excited, and then get flustered when he sees them later (you'd nearly kill him if you didnt hide them LMAO)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He'll do it inside unless you requested otherwise, in which he'll apologise if its on you and try clean it pretty quick.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a few kinks he feels pretty shy to mention. The longer you're together, the more he might softly suggest.

I feel like he'd love the idea of completely dominating you, he goes into a bit but never as far as he sometimes thinks about. Equally he's a switch, he dreams of being dominated the exact same way as well.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Local virgin. But he does know some kinks and stuff y'know, he's read stuff. Don't ask what.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Either you on top or him on top, you'll have to introduce him to different ones.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

More serious, might crack a joke here or there at times, if you make him laugh he'll need a minute or two before he sobers up again.

Okay yeah, he likes having more causal joking moments during sex at times.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Carpet does indeed match the drapes, he trims and shaves sometimes, he feels more confident if he's prepared in that sense.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

If he's domming he's very intimate, very gently and praising. Sometimes.

He's still intimate if you're domming!

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

A few times a month. Okay once a week, usually when he's spent too long thinking about you. He tries to hide it, probably in the shower, he'd feel really flustered if you caught him.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage, i feel like he'd like food play to an extent? Praise kink.

I'm forgetting every kink now of course.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

BED. Unless you tease him in public until he (roughly but gently) pulls you somewhere he won't do it anywhere else.

Or the car that one time.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You.

Not joking, you just whisper once in his ear and boom he's got a hard-on.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn't like it if you hurt him too much or insulted him so pls don't.

Also scat. Just no. DDLG or general "daddy" kinks make him uncomfortable.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I'll be honest he likes receiving, he'll just never admit it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Doesn't mind, depends on his mood and whatever you want!

Keep it mind it'll take more training with Kaito (I know what you're thinking, bonk go to horny jail not that kind of training) before he can go very fast. But he gets there

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers sex-sex, but if you tease him he will drag you somewhere and go at it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

A bit of a risk, and he'll be bright red the whole time and for a good while after. Yeah everyone will probably he able to tell from his awkward stuttering and the fact he buttoned his shirt wrong in his post-sex daze.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He lasts an average amount, only one or maybe two if youre taking the lead. But after more training and general fitness he can go for longer

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He bought one of the pocket things, and then panicked that someone might find it and probably burnt it. So no.

He likes vibrators. On both of you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can be a tease, but the second you start begging between your gasps he can't take it and gives you what you want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's sometimes able to stay quick, but he's definitely a moaner - you're gonna have to clasp his mouth shut if you're in public.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's always worried he's not good enough sexually, so you'll need to reassure him a bit at times. Also I'd recommend not faking any orgasms, he'd prefer you tell him so he can get you off with his fingers.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Okay okay hear me out hes on the larger size. A good 6 or even nearly 7 inches down there.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Hmm fairly high. He could do every day, but equally he can hold off for a while too. But he does want sex fairly regularly.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he does, then within 10 minutes or less to be honest, the man is sleepy and happy okay most of it is him forcing himself awake to speak to you.

#shuichi x reader #shuichi saihara x reader #danganronpa x reader #shuichi simping

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mikimagines · 4 years

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Shuichi’s S/O gets “killed” but comes back during the middle of the class trial.

hahaha s/o goes like I’m alive bitch hahah

also small spoilers for chapter 3 of drv3 lol (huge if you want)

because why not. also I’m still trying to think of requests since I’m d u m b.

Sushi Shuichi Saihara

oh save this man.

2 people, tenko and angie were killed

now it’s 3? which was you.

he couldn’t even investigate your body since every single evidence would lead up to your death.

I’m not joking everyone was shocked finding 3 bodies

himiko was on the verge of sobbing right there.

As well as shuichi.

then the class trial started.

which Shuichi was determined to find your killer, as well as angies and tenkos.

soon you woke up from an strange dream.

then found yourself in the room where you wanted to find angie since you are the nicest person and was just trying to find her.

which you turn around then

*bonk*

korekiyo fucking bonked you on your head

which you basically almost died for like an hour or something.

Then you woke up confused to see everyone gone

then you realized that it’s basically class trial going on.

You get some bandages and go off to the class trial doors.

It’s the middle of the class trial.

they finshed talking about angies and tenkos.

but one more part to go...

It was your death.

during korekiyos freak out

basically this

you just randomly popped in at your face during the middle of an debate.

“So korekiyo fucking bonked her on the head” miu said

“Yep that’s true”

Then debate goes on

until like someone finally fucking notices you

“Oh hey y/n-“

“Wait y/n??” Kaito said

“Oooh guys look it’s the ghost of y/n!” Kokichi snickers

“D-don’t say things like that kokichi! T-there’s no ways she’s b-back” kaito says.

Korekiyo was still talking to his sister in the middle of this shit lmao-

the class trial basically stopped.

Then blah blah blah debate over with.

shuichi was crying when everyone left and hugged you like it was the end of the world.

he already lost kaede, if it was you were actually murdered everything change.

he doesn’t know what would happen if you were just gone foreve-

you had to calm him down then made sure everything is alright.

he had slight nightmares about it being successfully done...

so you had to calm him done a lot.

but at least you guys are still here together.

it’s the only thing that matters (other than his classmates)

#danganronpa imagines #danganronpa headcanons #shuichi x reader #shuichi saihara #shuichi saihara x reader #danganronpa imagine #danganronpa #imagines

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allykakamatsu · 3 years

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FE SS X DRV3 General plot

Once again, I’m back on my bulls**t. Got the basics for the AU sorted now so let’s take a look, as well as what most of the characters are doing

Plot Outline:

As I mentioned in the first post https://allykakamatsu.tumblr.com/post/649470604067717120/fe-ss-x-drv3 the reason the class is in Magvel in the first place is because Monokuma decided that trapping them in the game was gonna be the motive, where you either have to end the war/beat the game or kill someone from the real world in order to get out. The characters got sent to various points in the timeline, and as you can imagine, this changed quite a lot.

Shuichi Saihara:

•The last one to wake up, aka got sent to when the game starts rather than some time before like the others.

•Ends up unintentionally becoming Eirika’s bodyguard as they run into each other while the Princess is trying to get to Frelia and Seth has gone missing dun dun dun

•Sticks around as Eirika knows where Kaede is and because he doesn’t want to leave her on her own.

•Can use magic, but still needs to work on his aim. Aka, never let him fight an enemy that’s near a tree.

•Still better than when he uses a Lance, he just stabs wildly and hope it works

•Because he doesn’t get the pre-war time everyone else had to get ready, he does get the advantage of remembering other things, though they’re things he’d rather not remember.

Kaede Akamatsu:

•Was sent to Renais and ended up getting adopted by the royals, so she’s the Twin’s step-sister.

•Despite her accidental new status, doesn’t change too much, and enjoys her time with her new family even if she’s always scarred about when the war will start

•As such, she’s also very overprotective and always goes with Ephriam to his dumb stunts, under the guise of being all for it.

•Very over dramatic organ player.

•Like Eirika she’s good with swords, but tends to specialise in staffs.

•Is part of Ephriams four (well now five) man army trying to take Grado down.

Maki Harukawa:

•Woke up in Jehana but didn’t stick around for long due to not liking the heat.

•Ended up travelling with Tenko for a while as travelling mercenaries, but when Maki’s work started leaning on the assassin side again she left so the Aikido Master wouldn’t get involved.

•After that becomes an assassin for hire, and she works for people all over the continent, including with Rausten which (unfortunately) led to her seeing Kokichi again

•”If it wasn’t for the fact your Princess hired me I’d kill you”

•Eventually after several jobs making her infamous, she was hired by Kirumi to help protect Eirika.

•Agreed, and was extra motivated due to Shuichi being dragged into this.

Himiko Yumeno:

•One of only two who was over the moon to be sent to Magvel, because now she has real MAGIC

•Winds up in Lute and Arthur’s village, where she joins their friend group to become master Mages.

•Constantly getting on Lute’s nerves for napping during practice.

•More energetic than usual, but that just means when she’s out she’s out for the count.

•Specialises in thunder magic, but that’s mostly not to steal Lute’s thunder, well, fire in this case.

•Goes with Arthur to get help when the village is attacked by monsters to “make sure they don’t claw him to death”

Angie Yonaga:

•Ends up becoming a priestess in Grado.

•Doesn’t really like spreading the word of non-Atua figures, but sticks around because Atua said so.

•Also leads to her becoming friends with Natasha and also ‘friends’ with Cormag

•Was already growing weary of the Empire when she heard about the war, but when Natasha was branded a traitor she knew something was up and went after her.

•Still always smiling, which depending on the person is a relief to see someone keeping their hopes up, or disturbing cause “does she ever not smile?”

•Mostly a light magic user, but can heal and not afraid to staff bonk.

Kirumi Tojo:

•Was sent to Frelia and became a servant at the castle very fast.

•Joined the staff only a few days before ‘The Frelian Tragedy’ where the crown Prince was kidnapped and presumed dead.

•Because of this and the King being so busy, Kirumi ended up being the one to console the young Princess Tana.

•Ended up becoming a mother/big sister figure and was offered a change of position as the nanny. Ended up taking it and staying on maid duty, and eventually rose to head maid.

•More open with her emotions, but still quite reserved.

•Can use all weapons well, but prefers spears and staffs.

Kokichi Oma:

•Not known where or when he first arrived, but after 3 years ended up in Rausten.

•Wound up as part of L’Arachel’s entourage due to his battle skills and her liking his attitude.

•Dream tam for each other, nightmare for everyone else.

•Was rumoured to be part of the Frelian Tragedy, but no one can prove it or knows how.

•With L’Arachel for most of the war, but ran off for a bit to drag Renac back

•A full blown trickster class, so swords and staffs for him.

Kiibo:

•Since Robots don’t exist, he’s a dragon now.

•Excited that he’s living and breathing, but scarred because “How did I change species?!”

•Eventually finds Myrrh and she thankfully sets things straight.

•Proud of his new species, but does miss his old life.

•When Selena steals her dragon stone, he tries to get it back, only to get caught in some trees while in dragon form.

•After that accompanies her on Ephriam and Kaede’s path to get the stone back.

Rantaro Amami:

•A former wyvern rider turned pegasus knight

•Yes, somehow he got a pegasus to trust him enough to let him ride, to the confusion of everyone else.

•Was with Grado for a while, but jumped ship to Jehana about three years before the war.

•When he learned that the Queen’s son had run away, his big brother instincts kicked in and he volunteered to find him.

•His search eventually led to Carcino where he found Joshua alone with the rest of Eirika’s party.

•Agreed to tag along so he could keep an eye on the gambling Prince and so he could help out Shuichi.

•Good with lances, but way better with flying.

Miu Iruma:

•A wyvern rider from Grado, though an unconventional one (I mean, it’s Miu)

•She and Rantaro were part of the same squad, but she stayed unlike him.

•Good at making all her allies lives a living hell with her antics (RIP Cormag) but she’s kept around due to her skill

•Saw Valter kill Glenn, but while trying to tell Cormag, got sidetracked by seeing Selena try to take Kiibo’s dragonstone, which made her go “F**k it”, swear the Flurspar out, and switched sides to team Ephriam.

•The only wyvern who uses an axe. Everyone calls her crazy for it but hey, whatever works.

Tenko Chabishira:

•Was in Renais at first, but after being ditched by Maki she went to Jehana due to her unsurprisingly wanting to be in the nation lead by a queen rather than a king like the rest.

•Ends up bumping into Marisa on a job, and once it’s over she convinces Tenko to join the Mercenaries.

•Loves Tethys and Marisa, so she stays no matter what, but she does eventually get some respect for Gherik.

•Doesn’t stop her from thinking somethings up with Kiyo and the new recruit who won’t take his mask off.

•Would’ve joined up with team Eirika either way since everyone else agreed, Himiko being there just made her a lot more aggressive with it.

•Axes all the way baby!

Korekiyo Shinguji:

•Wound up in Caer Pelyn, which royally confused everyone, but they kinda just rolled with it.

•Stayed due to his interest in the village, but when he was about to leave Ewan stopped by, and after a misunderstanding about why he wanted to leave Kiyo gets dragged into the mercenaries.

•At first only stayed due to wanting to send his sister more ‘friends’, but after seeing Tethys and Ewan act like how siblings are supposed to act, he realised how badly he screwed up, so he ends up sticking around to find out what real siblings are meant to do.

•Gladly joins up with team Eirika once they show up not only to stay with his allies, but also to get some more ‘sibling role models’

•Good with dark magic and staffs, but is in the summoner class..... be very afraid.

Kaito Momota:

•Woke up in Carcino, but after realising the guys in charge were assholes, he left and started travelling all over as a mercenary.

•After seeing Ephriam and Kaede storm a castle with 5 people total and win, he got the bright idea to become a masked hero busting innocents Grado captured out of jail and just generally be a thorn in their side.

•Formed a bit of a partnership with Kokichi because of this cause hey, where else in Magvel are you going to get smoke bombs.

•Eventually met Lyon, and after they explained what was going on to him, Kaito decided to risk it all on them as he let himself get caught to help bust Knoll out of jail, which worked, albeit with a lot of extra help from team Ephriam.

•All and all, more or less the same, just in WAY over his head.

•Of course he’s in the Hero class, so that means swords and axes.

Tsumugi Shirogane:

•The only one who’s played the game before, and easily the most excited, especially as she ended up in Grado and to be more specific as Lyon’s adopted sister.

•Thought she could get everything she wanted due to this being a game, but ended up having a bit of an existential crisis when the world turns out to be harder to manipulate and more real then she thought.

•Not wanting to accept that fiction can be real to, decided to take the demon kings power that wasn’t in Lyon (this was before the stone was shattered so that means most of it) to try get control back.

•This, of course, backfires, as while her already wanting to cause chaos/drama meant she kept her sense of self for longer, her lie eventually crashed in as once Shuichi got her to accept that fiction can be real she got completely possessed.

•Has the same class as Lyon, though she’s less tanky in exchange for being faster, worth it when you’re dealing with dark tomes.

Well, that’s everything for now. Hope you enjoy!

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paipayaseeds · 3 years

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The Death Road of Despair hadn’t gotten any easier with the passage of time, in fact, it seemed like it had gotten harder since the last time they attempted it. Before the ordeal, she had made sure to take an extra deep dose of her medicine so she didn’t die of oxygen deprivation halfway through. Despite this, she still felt her lungs burning throughout their journey and now that it seemed that the worst was behind them, she took the opportunity to lean on the wall and use her inhaler again.

As she closed her eyes and let the medicine take its effect, she attempted to muffle the loud coughing erupting from her throat. Her lungs weren’t the only things to suffer from the road; her ears were ringing again, louder and now accompanied by a continuous throbbing that remained no matter how many times she shook her head. At this rate, even if she did make it out alive, she would be falling apart at the seams.

Still, despite the current discomfort she was experiencing, she should feel excited, right? After all, they had cleared the Death Road of Despair and were right on the precipice of finally escaping this place. At least, that’s what she hoped. The dread she had been steadily nursing for the past few days was now reaching a feverish high and she prayed that maybe just maybe it was wrong. Of course, Kaito’s reminder of what Gonta believed lay out there did nothing to assuage her fears. To his credit, the astronaut tried to explain it all away but she tried to prepare herself for the worst.

When her coughing finally subsided into sporadic bursts, she looked up at the enormous door that supposedly led them out of here. It was an intimidating exit that looked more like a submarine hatch than a door and it was massive. There was no way they could break it down by force so they would have to find a way to open it.

Reluctantly pushing herself off the wall, she began searching the room for any sort of mechanism that stood out to her. As she did so, she silently hoped there wouldn’t be any more encounters with explosives. Shedidn’t think her poor auditory canals could take any more trauma at this point.

Shuichi pointed a weak arm at the control panel, using his other arm to wipe off any cold sweat, he spoke up, "... What about that?" K1B0 shook his head, "We have to know the code for it if we want t—" A loud, almost cartoonish bonk resonated throughout the room, and there stood Kaito, hammer in hand and control panel crushed right behind him. "Found the code!" He grinned cheerfully, concealing the severe exhaustion he had felt from the single swing of his arm.

Shuichi's breath hitched, voice caught in his throat as he wondered how he was supposed to feel about freedom being—well, right in front of him. It was sudden; thinking about the killing game being over just like that, and the door to their freedom accessible.

It took a moment for the shock to subside, and he found himself smiling... just a little. He as well as the others, would finally get to return to his normal life, to the world he had been shut off from for way too long. Despite the temporary delightful rush, he found himself considering the danger behind the door; the secret of the outside world.

... Well, it can't possibly be that bad, right?

Before he could think of it any further, the door flashed a bright green, an automatic and robotic voice making its debut.

"Lock Disabled."

"The lock is disabled! It worked!" Kaito beamed, turning on his heel to face the large door that seemed less intimidating, and more welcoming than before. Without another thought nor warning, Kaito immediately started pushing against it eagerly, as if he was a child unwrapping Christmas presents.

"Guys, come on! Help me open this door!" Kaito's strained voice seemed to snap everyone out of their daze, as they all started sprinting to the door at his command.

The door seemed to inch a little more open every second that passed by, until eventually, the door had opened completely; revealing the outside world. Nay, revealing their future.

...

Their future had been covered in flames, fiery red and black, despairing flames. "W- what... what is.. this?" Shuichi managed to mumble out, face in a permanent expression of despair. Kaito suddenly started speaking, in a... constrained voice? "I-I can't breathe-" He jerked his hand up to his mouth, his shock short-lived and now replaced with his body's reaction to the lack of air; suffocation.

Everything seemed to get blurrier, and not soon after that, the lack of oxygen had rendered them all unconscious.

...

A short minute had passed, and the entire room had been silent except for the familiar sound of the robotic voice from earlier,

"The door is now locked."

Not long after that, had everyone started regaining consciousness—the blurriness subsided, and with it, appeared a small silhouette of... Kokichi?

"Congratulations! You finished the killing game!"

#mod chia #rp #queen high n mighty anon #I FEEL LIKE THIS RESPONSE WAS LAZY USBHASDJHBFSJFDB

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rockbell1003 · 5 years

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Cure-all

So I wrote a thing- please enjoy!

(Ps Kaito and Mallory are back)

The hot water felt great against my skin, melting away the knots in my shoulders and helping my entire body relax. Ever since I was little, hot showers were a cure-all for me, whether it was a headache, being sick, or just being overwhelmed with life- being blasted with hot water always made me feel better. And today my ailment fell in the latter category, my father was in town and sought me out for his own agenda. Unfortunately, it wasn’t something that I wasn’t unaccustomed to but it always left me feeling overwhelmed. I let out a sigh as I sat down in the tub and bent over my sprawled out legs so that the spray could hit my back.

“Mal?”

I lifted my head and poked it out from behind the shower curtain to see Kai standing near my bathroom door which I left cracked open.

“Kai? What’re you doing here?” I asked propping my chin on the edge of the tub, Kai had a key to my apartment that I shared with Mia so it wasn’t a total surprise to see him here but I wasn’t expecting to see him till tomorrow.

“I wanted to make sure you were okay,” Kai walked into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him and sat on the floor with his back against the bathroom wall, “headache or..hi-ETCH..uh snf or just wanting to shower?”

I bit my lip, “I needed a shower, is Jiji already getting to you?” Jiji was my roommate Mia’s little black cat that I am currently the step-mother of and it just so happens that Kai is deliciously allergic to her.

“he..hITCh..uh snf ,” Kai did the little nose wiggle and scrunch that he did when his nose was beginning to get a little too itchy, “I’m okay, I’m more worried about you,” I quirked an eyebrow and opened my mouth to ask him why before he continued, “your father was waiting for me after work today.”

I could feel my jaw drop as I lowered my head and bonked it on my raised knees, of course, my father would stop Kai after work. “What did he say?” I mumbled into my knees.

“ihh..EEH-tch..uh.heh..heICH..ugh,” Kai sniffled loudly before answering, “basically he told me thad he did’d abbrove of you movi’g id with b-heh..be..heh-ITchU”

I groaned loudly not removing my face from my knees, I should’ve expected that after how my conversation with him ended earlier. He always wanted things to go his way, even if he had no right to those decisions. I turned my head so I could see Kaito who was currently knuckling his nose. “Sorry.”

Kaito’s fist froze and lowered exposing his pinkening nose, “why are you apologizi’g? You’re nod snff responsible for his actions,”

“He talked to you because I told him that he couldn’t stay at my place cuz I’m in the process of moving in with you,” I huffed out a breath, “Which led to him yelling at me that I wasn’t old enough to be living with my boyfriend and then me yelling back at him saying that I’m an adult and that he has no right to act like my dad and then walked away.”

“Heh..ih..he was try-hih-trying to sdaay with you? heITCHU..ugh” Kai sneezed into his fist, and then rubbed his pinkened nose.

“Yep, totally forgot that I have a roommate so that goes to show how he’s Dad of the year,” I reached over the tub and placed my somewhat pruney hand on Kai’s cheek, “you sure you’re okay tiger?”

Kai brings up a hand to cup mine against his cheek, “ Snf I’b good, itchy and sdeezy but the sdeam helps,” he smiled and brought my hand to his lips, “Whad did he wad?”

I smile back at my congested and sneezy boyfriend, “he wanted me to come to Grant’s high school graduation.”

Grant was one of my father’s kids with his wife, basically, he was a member of my father’s ‘perfect family’, a family that neither I nor my mom was apparently good enough for. Not that it really mattered now since my mom is happily remarried with the man who I consider my dad, Liam, and I’ve got my younger brother Josh but as a 6-year-old, having my father leave because he had a new family made me think that there was something wrong with me.

Kai rubbed his thumb against the back of my hand, bringing me back to reality, “Thad’s random”

I nodded, “yeah, I’ve got no idea what he’s thinking but the fact that he waited for you to be done with work just to yell at you over something that isn’t even his business is completely uncalled for.”

Kai suddenly dropped my hand that he had been holding and cupped both hands around his face, “heITCH..ISHHOOOO...heiiSHOOO...ugh”

“Bless you!” I exclaimed, surprised at how big his sneezes got. Typically Jiji would set off smaller itchier sounding sneezes but I guess the steam from my shower was making them messier.

“Ugh..thad subrised be,” Kai groaned his hands still steepled over his face and his dark brown eyes half-mast.

“Alright, I think that and my pruney ass hands are signals that I should get out of the shower,” I said as I stood up, shut off the faucet and wrapped a towel around my body.

“ HEPCHOO...heh..hih..giTCH-uh, snf ugh sngk,” Kai sneezed again, his eyes squeezed shut.

“Bless you, tissues?” I asked even though I was already in the process of grabbing him a handful.

“Yes blease,” came his response muffled by his hands. I handed the tissues over and he gingerly took them in one hand while keeping the other over his nose and mouth before bringing the wad up to his nose for a good blow.

“You sure it’s just Jiji? Those sounded more congested than your usual cat sneezes,” I asked sitting on top of the toilet towel drying my hair.

Kai did a few final swipes of his nose with the tissues before tossing them into the garbage can, “pretty sure, the only other thing that I can think of is that I’m coming down with a cold, bu-” he trailed off raising his fist up to his nose, ““ih….heh...hePTCH”

“But this isn’t following your usual cold pattern,” I finished for him handing Kai another tissue which he gratefully took, “Bless you, by the way,”

“Love you,” he replied dabbing his now raw nose and shaking his head as if to clear it of congestion, “so what are you going to do about your father?”

I groaned, “I’ll talk to him tomorrow, figure out what exactly he plans on doing for Grant’s graduation and then I guess I’ll have to talk to him about us so that he doesn’t bother you at work again,” I let out a sigh, dealing with my father was not something I enjoyed. Suddenly I felt Kai’s warm hands on my shoulders, rubbing them in soothing circles. I leaned forward so my head rested against his toned stomach, “I’m gonna need to call my mom and dad to warn them that they might get caught up in this shitstorm,”

“Wand me do come with you snff when you talk with him again?”

I wrapped my arms around Kai’s waist and squeezed, “Please,”

I heard Kai laugh, his stomach moving with the sound before his breathing changed and he took a sharp inhale, “heh-RRSHOO! -hhaah-RRSHOoo...HH-AASSSHHHEEEOOO...ugh”

I looked up to see Kai scrubbing at his dark pink nose, he must have felt me move because he looked down and smiled sheepishly at me, “Bless be snfl”

I felt my face flush and grinned, “Love you,”

Kai chuckled, “Thad’s my line,” and he bent down to kiss the top of my head.

Correction, showers and a loving sneezy boyfriend are definitely my cure-all.

#kaito and mallory #snzfic

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