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albatris · 2 years

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I have an ask!!!!!!! about alex that's been sitting there a while!!! and I'm so in the mood to yell about alex rn!!! soon soon soon. wanna talk about it. the blorbo. rotating it in my brain. I Am Going To Fall Asleep On My Laptop Keyboard Though

#sometimes i have nothing 2 say in particular about alex my brain just goes #hm!! alex :)#it's aromantic! it's a vampire! it's a sleight of hand magician! it's a personal injuries lawyer! it got its first #stress headache at age 4! it's got anxiety! one time it holed itself up in an awful ramshackle abandoned house for #two months to fight god! it's 6'6! it's having a panic attack right now! what's not to love #i will not refer to alex as a pacifist BUT it's canonically one of the most gentle kind-hearted non-violent person #in the entire trilogy. alex is gentle to a fault. AND simultaneously the most hardcore badass #like. book one alex u look at and ur kind of like! oh! look at this guy :) cool calm collected type. pretty mellow and chill #even if a little over-anxious at times #then book two alex u get a glimpse of like #what the FUCK alex goes through on the reg and what bullshit it's fighting at every single waking moment and how #insanely fucking powerful it actually is and it doesnt even NOTICE bc half the insanely powerful difficult impossible #bullshit it manages to do it does fucking SUBCONSCIOUSLY because its willpower and resolve are just THAT fucking #strong-willed and stubborn and unwavering #alex is 100% That Bitch #and we love it for that!#alex is just like ''idk I'm just a regular vampire i dont do anything that special or unusual haha'' like bruh #bruh???????#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

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