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flower-yi · 4 months

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at home, JING YUAN's presence is rarer than he likes it to be. both you and him know that it would—will be commonplace; he had warned you, during first dates, that he would not the normal partner: he could not be with you each and every moment, his priorities will always be balanced between you and the xianzhou, but one thing jing yuan was sure of was that he would love you.

you then told him it was not the matter of love. being sure that he would love you, you worried about your passing. it was another warning: will he ever stick around for a short-life specie like you? jing yuan only laughed, assuring you that it did not matter to him. you then relaxed.

(if he ignored that rueful smile of yours.)

during the times that he is home however, jing yuan does not mind the business of it all. perhaps you've gained a sense of timing when his schedule allows him to return to your abode—a well-sized estate fit for an arbiter-general of the xianzhou's partner—because it becomes cleaning day, all of a sudden, and you are immediately assigning him chores to do even if he has one foot in.

jing yuan is sometimes accompanied by yanqing during these instances. he swallowed all complaints and did half of the work on his behalf—to which you scolded him, of course, but you could not help the amused smile. it is, then, a pity that children, in his life of work, is discouraged. but perhaps he can take another disciple under his wing, train them, and then let him do his work…

then you scold him again, though he has never voiced that thought out.

(you know him too well. he wonders if you can tell what he was thinking: how he wonders if you had any children, what features would they have? Would they have the shape of your face; the softness of your smile; or even better, the kindness that swept him away?

his daydreaming is pushed at the back of his mind when you call for him, moving without hesitation, and by then, he has imagined an entire millennia with you.)

yanqing uses the image of him sweeping the estate grounds as some kind of 'blackmail'. in response, jing yuan asks him when it was the last time he did some kind of cleaning back in his own home and that silences him immediately. you do not find it amusing, however, and endear to help yanqing clean his own place.

dinner is delicious—always has been, but that is because he aids you in doing it. you are… decent in cooking, enough to be edible and can fill the stomach whenever it is needed. but for when he is home, you are ever-so-warm against his chest as his arms trap you onto him—you feel tangible in his embrace, or so he thinks, and it is always better to cook when there is another pair of hands helping.

jing yuan ends up rescinding that thought when crimson leaks from your thumb.

it is joyful, eating dinner. with yanqing's presence, the home suddenly becomes lighter. you laugh at his jokes, listen attentively to his stories and praise his swordsmanship. if you looked close enough, you would have seen yanqing's cheeks redden.

the aftermath of dinner is then taken care of you despite yanqing's insistence. dishes are washed quickly and jing yuan watches you in the dining room, chin rested on the back of his hand. you look like a scene from some kind of teledrama. he finds it strange that you are an image he has chased for millennia; a sight of domesticity, a sight of calm and peace.

(his heart begins to ache when he remembers you will be nothing but respite for him. after you, he will chase after the feeling of this love; this domesticity; this hope.

jing yuan thinks he will not find another one like you.)

"general?" yanqing is next to him. he stands, peering, but his disciple is smart enough not to pry.

jing yuan gathers himself, clearing his throat. he makes the gesture of pecking your cheek a quick one, telling you, "i will return. make sure to lock all the doors, and call for me immediately when you feel as if you are in danger."

then he leaves home, for a bit.

do not think of the future, he calms himself. the present is what matters the most.

if he is distracted, yanqing does not make it known.

#hanyi-writing #jing yuan #honkai star rail #jing yuan x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #this was to the tune of happiness is a butterfly by.. uh (i'm sorry...)#this was originally a shorter piece but #i was pretty sad about him #it was so bad i had to use caps LMAOAOAOAOAO #in my draft anyway lol #this was originally going to detail how mundane jy's life is at home with you; highlighting that he yearns for such a thing #but then it turned into this... youch #sorry yuanie #that's why the whole thing is over the place. IDC LEMME GIVE MY BOY SOME LOVE!#(i posted this pretty late... excuse the errors... most of my works have lots of errors cuz i'm too enthusiastic to proof read properly LOL

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angelthebedsheet · 4 years

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my fav boys with slick black s/o pt 1?

a/n: im losing inspiration for my current requests and i’m not feeling good mentally or physically. my mood has been down the whole week and it’s messing with my school work so that’s also putting me in a sad mood. but im also in the mood for some fightin words so i’ll use my comfort boys. this may be corny but hey it works for me and this is my blog ❤️

lets get it

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Bakugo Katsuki

bro you MATCH his ENERGY so well with your clapbacks

tbh... bakugo’s clapbacks are just trash

he got the aggression but cmon now

tf is “shitty extra”

boy if you dont sit ya ass down

he LOVES your clapbacks tho

them shits be making him lose his mind

any slick shit you say he eats that UP

one time monoma was talking too much shit and you just

“nigga if you dont sit yo ass tf down fore i snatch yo forehead tf off”

safe to say bakugo busted out laughing

you were ready to post up

he lives for when you be roasting ppl under ya breath

what he doesnt like is when you roast him

bc you can and will read a bitch no hesitation

he really thought he was special....

aint shit sweet come get these roasts nigga

“boy if you dont take them damn pants off. shits look like hammer pants. cant touch this headass”

yall know how i have desiree roasting him?

that’s exactly how it be

you got a sharp ass tongue and will use it against anyone

let someone get both of yall pissed off together???

straight up verbal abuse at that point

file a complaint bc you and bakugo def made someone cry before

i think the class lwk hates you bc you helped bakugo’s clapbacks get better

which is bad for them

yall rmb those roasting vids where they go mmm after each one?

thats bakugo in the back

“big body headass”

“mm”

“dumpster truck headass”

“mm”

typa shit

he’ll hype it up too much

Todoroki Shouto

you think this man dont talk shit himself????

bro he can and will read a bitch RIGHT TO THEIR FACE TOO

he want all the SMOKE

yall together??? im sorry to whoever pissed yall off lemme plan they funeral

i imagine the way todoroki reads niggas is real sophisticated like he will point out every single insecurity you HAVE without even knowing you that well

no cursing for majority of them

“what shoes you got on?”

KAJDJSKKDKCKDDJ

yall would read bitches together but like this

“shou it’s the lifting acrylics for me”

“it’s the dusty wig for me, love”

“its the disconnecting wig for me”

“its the cakey makeup for me”

painful for them

i think he can do rapid fire roasts as soon as someone tries to start shit with you

“i know you’re not coming for my s/o. it’s the talking shoes, it’s the bootleg supreme shirt, it’s the fake chain, it’s the brittle hair”

he gets real disrespectful and wont care who it is

unless it’s your friends or family then he’ll dial it back a lil bit

if you start roasting endeavor????

my mans might be on his way to the jewelers

“try this ring on. i wanna see if it can fit you”

he finna spouse you up (spouse IS gender neutral innit?)

unrelated but todoroki is a hottie and will “ah 😜 mwah 💋” everytime and you might have a video of him losing his mind girls in the hood LMAOOOOO

Killua Zoldyck

now this boy.... cant roast for SHIT

yeah he’s a lil brat and can get mean and petty

but he cannot compare to you

this nigga’s a whole trained assassin but cant kill niggas with his words that well

🤡🤡🤡

i think the meanest thing he’s said is call you “a stupid fuckin idiot”

to which you responded with

“shut the fuck up, mushroom built ass bitch. body built like a smurf. hair lookin like hairballs cats cough up. dont get loud lil boy”

killua respectfully sat down and scratched his head

no cap that shit lwk hurt but he gonna pretend like it didnt

he dont even know what the fuck a SMURF IS

he just know that it hurt

lwk thought that was your nen

the ability to manipulate emotions into irritation or anger or some shit

like no baby they just good at roasting bitches

after a while he starts to hype you up in the back

“how you FEELLLLL”

“OOOOH BURNNNN”

“SHIT GOTTA HURT DONT IT BITCHBABY?”

eventually he learns how to roast and clapback then it’s over

the sass meter is overboard

like you might have to knock him a couple notches down

swear to god this boy uses clapbacks on leorio just to piss him off

one time leorio was telling killua to do sumn he just

“oh you must want me with the way you keep gobbling on my fuckin nuts i will do it soon relax”

you damn near BEHEADED this boy with how hard you slapped the back of his head

like it was funny but leorio wouldve JUMPED YOU

Kamado Tanjiro

OUT OF ALL OF THEM HE DOESNT WANT THAT

listen he likes to be the peacemaker

but with your clapbacks they’re enough to make zenitsu wanna post up

like you read him a lil too much

“THATS HOW YOU FEEL Y/N-CHAN? ALRIGHT”

cue tanjiro rapidly apologizing while dragging you away

the first time you roasted the absolute shit outta inosuke he had to sit down

he didnt even know what the majority of the shit you said meant

same with killua all he knew was that shit kinda hurt

tanjiro be TIRED of yall

“y/n can you PLEASE relax”

“NAH HE WANNA GET LOUD WITH ME”

“HE BREATHED”

“AND IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE BREATH”

of course you know your limits

there’s no way you’re gonna get tanjiro to roast people

but this one time you heard him clapback by accident

“you heard me loud and clear, sir. dont act like you couldnt hear me correctly.”

like oop?

i felt a lil HEAT

aint no where near burned but for tanjiro??? good e fucking nough

dont act like he dont say some lil slick shit on the dl

this man got pent up aggression fym

tho you do be making him laugh

esp in battle if you just start reading a demon

he cant help but snicker

baby loves the way you talk and wouldnt have it any other way

if you roast him he will just go

“oh okay 🙂”

he doesnt know how to respond to that

if you roasting someone who deserves it nezuko will be your hype girl bc tanjiro’s busy trying to de-escalate the situation 💀💀💀

“and thats why yo grandma got a busted funeral”

“MMPH!”

“Y/N NO STOP THATS SO RUDE IM SO SORRY FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR THEY DONT MEAN IT”

“YES TF I DO”

“y/n shut up NO THEY DONT SORRY”

before dragging you away

jfc you’re like verbally feral

Nishinoya Yuu

your personal hypeman

will respectfully allow you to roast people

cant roast to save his life either

“you tell em!”

“yuh!”

“mhm”

“bitch”

hopping around n shit LMAOAOAOAOAO

you got that shit

someone irritating him?

“y/n.... baby.”

“alright who is it?”

“tsukishima”

“aight bet. AYE BITCH”

legend has it tsukishima is still recovering from those third degree burns

do not roast him this man will run away he values his life

“oh you must be ready to attend this barbecue”

(love that guy)

“IM VEGAN” liar

and DIPS

nigga will 100% ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDAAAAAAA tf up outta there

he can clapback and that’s the most he’ll do

he do be saying slick shit bc i hc him as someone who want all the smoke

ride or DIE

on they ass

(struggling to come up with clapbacks w/o anything to clapback to 💀💀💀)

(been cryinf over rengoku and hw my brain is mush)

“GO OFF Y/N TALK YOUR SHIT YOUR MAJESTY”

NIGGAS A CLOWN ✋🏽😭

thats all for this one folks lmao

#x black reader #bnha x black!reader #bnha x poc!reader #mha x black reader #haikyuu x black reader #haikyuu x reader #hunter x hunter x reader #hxh x reader #tanjiro x reader #killua x reader #bakugo katuski x reader #todoroki x reader #nishinoya x reader #perryat bitch #teehee

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