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#it was like a rainbow threw up on the floor and her chair lmao
monty-glasses-roxy · 2 months
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Would have been here chatting sooner about things but uhhh. Yeah my mum has a hobby of diamond art thingos and this utter clown dropped a whole giant container full of the tiny gems all over the fucking floor lmao I had to help her get as many as possible before a dog decided to eat them
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queeranarchist · 6 years
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All multiples of 11
11. been drunk and threw up?
oh god too many times - the most recent and probably the funiest was when i was sitting on the floor with Zoe and maddy was sitting next to me on a chair - i asked her to pass me a glass of water she grabbed a glass from the table and handed it to me - i sniffed it and was like ‘this doesnt smell like water?’ she told me it was and in my inebriated state i trusted her and took a massive gulp and like i can drink straight vodka but i need some warning god and i just projectile vomitted all over zoe
22. ....doesnt exist i just noticed the ask meme goes 20, 26 hmmm okay
33. when was the last time you had sex?
hmmm like nearly two weeks ago (like tmi maybe? but it was at his work (before anyone else got there) which is like an art studio warehouse and there was like a giant rainbow flag hanging from the rafters and if thats not the aesthetic that im going for in life too many times)
44. eye colour?
dark blue - tho i have had them described as grey - id be a perfect character for fanfiction lmao
55. first hook up
a guy a met in a gay bar - not exactly the most romantic encounter but you like no regrets
66. career
Already answered :)
77. drank hard liquor?
lmao yes - i usually only drink hard liquor #gohardorgohome 
88. love at first sight
nah - but i also dont think it’s that difficult to fall in love or that it takes that long, like i think the concept of love is built up a lot and considered this massive permanent thing but i just dont think its like that
99. are you afraid of falling in love?
...not really, i mean id be scared of the complications probably? like im quite self centred and dont like the idea of trying to fit another person’s wishes for their life into my own you know
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