#it hasn't been said enough how GOATED YOU ARE HELLO????
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hello world and all who inhabit it
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spicy
just going through my list of muses;
nadia is very touch adverse and subsequently hasn't been laid in a long time, only interested in men
nekros is exempt from spicy hc's
teshin has a non-existent sex drive
stalker very, very rarely is horny and the moments where he is are typically reserved for his acolytes, so good luck
julie has definitely used her charm and looks to seduce people to their death's but the only time she would actually let it get anywhere, is with frank, or frank's permission
joey is definitely still a virgin, not for lack of trying, but he is wholly unsure what to do with himself in that regard
were-elk huntress would be quite a terrifying ordeal and since she has no interest in men, might be seduced by a woman but also.. good luck with that one
krampus trapper fucks, he's a scary demon goat-man, but no one has been brave enough to even try
the servant of the flame definitely still has a sex drive and they use the same magic that made them, to manifest a dick, but sex is far from the first thing on their mind
mia is open to a very loose lifestyle and flings, but her job keeps a lot from developing
finka has a very specific type of man she is interested in and if you don't fit that category, the answer is likely no, but she will be nice about it
yellowleg also doesn't think about sex, if ever
rosebud is the opposite and likes to use sex as a means to conquer cocky guys, if you get her in bed better prepare for her being on top
thatcher likes a good fuck as much as the next guy, but his age is starting to get to him, and if you asked out of the blue or at a bar he would probably just chuckle and decline
maximilien fucks but he never initiates, though he won't go to bed with strangers
noble-6 doesn't have a sex drive, don't try, she'll just look at you like you are stupid and walk away
the warden eternal was not created with sex in mind, he doesn't have the drive, also he is a big.. robot.. sort of
the monitor before becoming the monitor had a normal sex drive, but ever since his training, sees no purpose in it (with one exception and they know who they are)
june likes sex, how it makes her feel, and she engages in it whenever convenient
amon would definitely use sex as a means to control someone, full stop, he isn't interested in attachment
revenant has bodies with modifications both for mouth and other means, he doesn't get horny, but would absolutely capitalize on making someone feel ashamed because they wanted to fuck a murder robot
slade hasn't really thought about sex since everything that happened in star city, it isn't something he goes looking for, and will satiate himself if it comes up
jeri knows what sex is but would be unlikely to do anything with that information, that being said, if you really wanted to go to town with a xenomorph and not be killed go ahead and try i GUESS
for walter there seems to be some suggestion that trolls have private parts but they don't use them to reproduce so i have NO IDEA if they could fuck. walter is far more human adjacent so he might?? try, if someone wanted.
zachariah definitely gets horny, but is fairly picky on whether or not he is going to be asking for help from anyone
aria will frequent a few bars around the local area if she is really feeling like she needs some release, but don't expect her to stick around
theoretically you could have sex with the ahamkara but also why would you want to do that
saint-14 is very much a monogamous man and that's the end of that
rasputin is another one of those 'you could but he wouldn't understand what's going on' characters, so probably don't try, his son might also hunt you down-
araskes is in a state of being that she doesn't have physical needs to any degree, for food, or sex. i guess it would not be impossible to seduce her but you would have better luck seducing a brick wall
yor fucks, and he fucks very well, whenever it is convenient, though when he is finished he has been known to kill his partners so engage at your own risk
delilah is a lesbian, and a witch, so if you fall into both those categories you are in luck !
the outsider hasn't been human in centuries, but if you approach him in my au where he was freed from being a god, he would be pretty lost as to what he is feeling and what to do about it haha. oldest virgin.
daud is asexual, he'd let you think you are getting somewhere and then he would probably stab you for being so gullible
caska is a giant cat, she would only be interested in other giant cats and even then she isn't interested in starting a family yet
rindul is a vampire that knows how to have a good time, but most people are scared of him, so he often has quite a bit of alone time
elam, as an assassin, has definitely used sex to get to a target. at least he lets them finish before gutting them. not much interest outside of work
lord warden dusk is a very large, dragon-like demon, who definitely could fuck but doesn't inherently have much of a sex drive if ever and would use it against a mortal readily. but hey, if you are into size difference-
the ascendant lord is just a guy, with a high position in society on both sides of his person. he gets offers all the time so you really would have to make an impression to get that kind of attention from him
maxwell only had eyes for one girl, and she hates him, so don't bother
shay fucks when the need arises, but it's usually limited to someone he already knows
aiden would be a task and a half to seduce, he usually sticks to himself
teylan is exempt from the spicy hc's
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I've come here to say that I ADORE the vibes of the stuff you've posted!!
The illustrations will be cartoony, and the artwork is (almost) exclusively illustration based.
I've watched way too many cartoons in my life and the influences are just slightly under the surface. I'm not satisfied with the style or quality but that's just art's way of art-ing.
The stories are soft (and I hope) sweet, slice of life (or unlife, for the ghosts and vampires and undead).
You are a vampire. Prim and proper, you need order and rules, you need structure.
You fall in love with a swamp witch, who on a semi-regular occasion, drinks a potion she forgot to label -- specifically drinks it to remember what it does -- and finds herself transformed. "Guess I'm a frog today?" she'll shrug her shoulders, unbothered, then hop off to handle frog-business.
You are struggling with your vampiric feelings as this witch's life is so chaotic that you almost forget that her familiar, a winged-black cat, is meowing in annoyance at you. Dinner is late in as much as it hasn't been served yet.
The cat regards himself as the ruler of the entire Netherworld, and you, the vampire, are another subject under his benevolence that need live up to your duty.
Such is the nature of the Netherworld -- infinite in width, innumerous in monsters, ghosts, witches mermaids -- that said cat may as well be the ruler. Impossible to know.
The dimension around you is rich in magic and resources, there is more than enough for all.
Adventures abound, big and moderate and small. The dangers are silly, non-sensical.
Halloween is celebrated daily, trick-or-treating several times a week -- you swap places, sometimes as the host, sometimes as the costumed parade.
There is joy. And books, aplenty.
And a goat that eats herbs that allows him to breathe fire.
A mermaid, canonically the most powerful magic-user to exist since the beginning of time, whose dual motives in life are "acquire candy" and "have adventures with her wife." Unbothered, entirely, with ambition.
A wizard in love with a satyr. He can't bear to admit it, the satyr being a rapscallion, making merry, which how can there be time to make merry, there are magical mysteries to decode yet. A saytr. With gorgeous eyes. And flute laughter.
A tavern owned by a dwarf and his husband known for a battle atmosphere so predictable that at any given moment, across the street, there is a replacement tavern being built, given the inevitable destruction of the first.
The stew is legendary.
The ale is a healing potion.
If you do not wish to partake of the brawling, there are seating areas away from the cavorting where you can enjoy your mountainous respite in peace.
There is an orc so tall that she doesn't need ladders or step stools to put the cans of spookgetti sauce on the top shelf at the grocery store where she works.
There is a goblin, her co-worker, so attracted to this orc that rather than introduce herself she takes up a career as an adventuring thief.
It's easier to steal jewels from queens than to say hello.
NetherworldPost.com opens in September 2022.
All of this and so much more. I haven't even gotten to to ramble about the experiments with the animated fire place or the ghost printing shop or the zine about haunted cereals.
Or the post office works in an infinite world! Full of monsters!!
The next 5 years or so are planned out -- the rest of 2022 is going to be set in getting things in order, really, so that takes us to... 2028?
Which is plenty of time to figure out the following five years.
I hope you'll take a peak occasionally.
I hope it brings you something you deeply love and didn't know you needed before you found it.
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I posted 5,353 times in 2022
That's 5,353 more posts than 2021!
149 posts created (3%)
5,204 posts reblogged (97%)
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I tagged 561 of my posts in 2022
#fnaf - 113 posts
#the council has spoken - 81 posts
#william afton - 68 posts
#five nights at freddy's - 58 posts
#afton blogging - 37 posts
#prev tags - 34 posts
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Longest Tag: 139 characters
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Cue Toby just staring at Slender intensely.
"It's been a long time, hasn't it, Slender... Not gonna lie, being your proxy had its perks, but it also had its downsides."
'You're not my Toby, are you?', the thin creature said, crossing his arms.
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#4
Unknown:Uhm...where am i?Am i- *looks around and he can't seem to know where he is* okay, hello?Anyone here? *calles out for anyone* If uhm...i'm disturbing anyone here...i'm sorry, i try my best to go back but...this happens randomly!Can't control it...
A tall, thin figure in a suit approaches him(you called them a 'he', so I'm just inferring). 'How did you even...?', he stutters before reaching out a pale, bony hand to the unknown individual.
29 notes - Posted May 29, 2022
#3
(aight imma shove the last thing i sent in here since the gltch so we can continue the rp)
Zaen's whispering from earlier is a bit louder now, though the words are rubbish. Was he speaking a foreign language?
Zaen looks up, and the Papyrus is somehow startled though nothing about him seems off. Even he questions this as he shakes his head and spawns more bones, "I'm only going easy on you, I do have access to every attack in the multiverse. You could be easily be dead right now, count yourself lucky..But count out the goat, he looks like a goner."
He laughs again, and shoots the bones he's spawned at Zaen and Aliza. They stop abruptly before getting close, and a look of confusion spreads across his face as he tries to get them to move again but fails.
Zaen is scared, yet he looks at him with contempt.
*You look at Zaen with astonishment, but you refuse to bend down and help your brother.
*You look at Aliza, hoping to get an answer as to what happened.
40 notes - Posted May 30, 2022
#2
Random Tidbit of my Ask Blog Universe, if this is received well enough for someone to ask, I might actually start it:
Henry Emily: And then I told him tha-
Bonnie/Jeremy, pops head through small portal: Hey Mr Emily!
Henry: Yeah?
Bonnie: Your Gay!
Henry, thinking he'll win an argument: What about my gay?
Bonnie: It's re-arranging all the furniture in your office!
Henry, leaning into the portal to take a look: What do you me- What the... [proceeds to climb and fall in portal] WILLIAM AFTON GET BACK HERE WITH MY DESK, IT'S FINE WHERE IT IS!
William, dropping desk and running for dear afterlife: FUCK OFF HENRY, I'M TRYING TO MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOU!
69 notes - Posted May 15, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Frostbite: "ngh!! Where am I..." ((I'm bored, so have an RP starter))
Oh? What's this? Who might you be? [Holds out her gloved hand]
92 notes - Posted May 26, 2022
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