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imperfectcourt · 11 months
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Yes yes we've all thought about Andrew in glasses at some point but please consider
Matt in glasses
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oh-woops · 4 years
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That ghost can suck it because that ghost is a nobody
People are like missed matched socks
Roses are red
Emo elf likes the colour black
Jesus looked at me and turned his back
Honey melon sounds like a cute ship name owo
Im gonna start a fire i don't know where or when but i will
Never mind honey lemon sounds better tbh
Don't let the breeze blow
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall (plot twist???)
Far from a cry
Welcome to the neighborhood
Try falling in love with taking care of yourself
That's ok if people don't like me
I like me lmao
Good times couldn't last forever
Old things we thought would never die
What a lovely way to lie
In a happy place there has to be that one sad thing to make your happy place feel human and that's you
To get rid of the bad apples you have to get rid of the tree
Another child left behind
Horrible + terrible = torrible
Can you get high off inhaler puffs???
Hopeless roadkills
Rosadusk ville
Are you satisfied with all the glowing eyes?
Would you like hearing the smoldering slience you made?
Will you ever say goodbye to all your lies?
Do you remember the pain of those helpless roadkills?
I'll hold you before the monster takes you
Holy strawberries
It's peaceful sometimes so i don't mind
Mother of filp flops
Fear dinner
Fear the dinner table and whats on the plates
Pass the point of no return
See an air ship
Beyond bucktooth cliff
Sa yo na ra (why must banana fish do this to me ; w ;)
The bottle of grief
What the rats seek
Maybe you wouldn't know
Paradise can't always be forever
We can keep warm while we burn the flowers
I am the physical embodiment of spilt milk
Am i allowed to be breathing
I am a fish drowning
What's the equivalent of living
Sleeping, i never thought i would have a hard time
But maybe that my fault
For taking 10 puff my inhaler
And I'm over dosed from the bottle of trying to get paler
Legends of the old timey experts
Kids with melting brains
I love to watch pain(t) dry
I saw the crash about to happen yet i couldn't prevent it
I guess the world really is full of assholes
The legend of the bucktooth massacre
Roadkill Riot
In someone's perspective I'm most probably a human stepping stone to them
For a place that never laughs
I think it pretty radiant
I like it here
Blithe
Linda Heart (character name???)
Blissful humiliation
Molotov cocktails
I really wanna be rebellious and badass but i also don't like cops or getting grounded
Suck a mango bitch
Are you looking after yourself?
Oh fuck off
From your description, you do not just want to be friends with everyone, you want everyone to be friends with you as well. The answer is that you can't. There will always be someone who is not goin0g to be your friend no matter what.
This isn't right. Im supposed to be the happy go lucky person in the family, the optimistic one who always likes to smile. If i can't even do that then why am i here? Why was i made if I'm just useless. Im not smart, im not athletic ,im not good at art or anykind of art, i suck at drawing, i suck at writing, i suck at acting, and i suck at music. If im not good at anything am even worth anything good?
Don't touch her im a doctor
Till we meet again, miss linda
For someone who's annoyingly happy go lucky all the time you're being very pessimistic right now
Homophoney
I am certain that i am certainly uncertain
Im just as retarded as a goldfish
Baby it's not me because maybe it's you
See u in hell
What makes you think this isn't your fault either. You made them like this, it was your fault from the beginning. We could've ended this peacefully. We could have liberated their poor souls. But now, now this can be over and we can finally be one again. See you in hell.
The cup is half empty. But that's not a bad thing, because even if it's empty you could still fill it up
People can be confusing... usually man is portrayed as strong and brave. But sometimes a single things can shatter them into a million pieces. A single word can send them into spiralling darkness. Which is why i dont do much, i dont speak much either, because i know that anything i do, anything i say will have consequences. (Que something dramatic). What did i do wrong? Why is this my fault? I didn't do anything wrong! I didn't do anything! "That's right, you didn't do anything", said a voice from the back of my head. It's all my fault.. i could've stopped them from falling.
You lied! You said that you would protect them! You saw how they looked, the fear in their eyes... they just wanted to be heard! And now look at what you've done... dont you ever speak their names again, hear their cries, you monster! You deserve to live with guilt. They were my friends... your friends... they were just here. And now they're gone...
I want to kermit suicide
I just want to do not living
I want to kermit not living
Just us kids
No amount of bandages can heal this now
Just like old times
There's always dinner waiting on the table, you know!
The girl as short can be then disappeared
"I just want to stop all the scars that grow, everytime that I go home
That's why I came up here instead"
That's what the girl in the yellow cardigan said
Taking off my yellow cardigan
Watching all my braids come undone
This petite girl, short as can be
Is gonna jump now
And be free
Yeah I dont think I can do this anymore
Nah we r disgusting creatures that kill innocent animals to feast and destroy our planet for our very own self satisfaction
I know communication for u is hard but if u keep stalling miscommunications can and will bite u in the ass sooner or later
It might be endless possibilities but in the end there is only one out come
Ya dingdong
Acting old doesnt make u mature, it just makes you boring
I just pulled the trigger
When the day after t omorrow comes
Will you shut up?! I'm monologueing here!
If the plane delays I'll swim all the way to ur doorstep and give u, ur tea leaves
DAMN TEA LEAVES
"Once we've reached our full potential we can finally put an end to this disgusting society and find an ending to this sad excuse of a story, once we've found the finale we can ascend... and soon... you will call us ascendant"
Shut the hell your mouth
Eff u
Is that an insult or a to do list
I hate sleeping because who knows when you'll wake up again
Everything you wished to be
Garbanzo
Garb n' anzo
(TV SHOWWW for le comic~ man I am a genius)
What once was your friend can become your enemy
Dont worry
You maybe her first love
But I'll be her last
Chemtrails
I just want to be your friend
Dont bleed on my floor
Fight me
Clairvoyance
The clairvoyant of the bucktooth massacre
Ethnic cleansing
The culprits
The victims
The witnesses
Even if u piss me off 24/7 I'd honestly do anything for u
Ethnic cleansing for the wayward unforgiving roadkills
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scottie-adam · 7 years
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MOVIE MARATHON CUDDLES || KELSEY & SCOTT
WHO: Kelsey Sterling & Scott Evans  WHEN: September 21st, 2017 WHERE: Kelsey’s place, Cotton Plant, Arkansas WHAT: Kelsey and Scott have a movie night and discuss why they like “The Addams Family” so much, while cuddling
Kelsey let out a breath when she was finished putting everything together and glanced at the time as she walked into her small kitchen. She gotten two glasses, grabbed her ice cube tray and emptied the ice into a random ice bucket that she had gotten from a hotel in California. She pulled out her phone, waiting anxious. She was looking forward to this with Scott, since it might end up being fun instead of a disaster.
Scott had managed to quickly shower after work. He had been called out to a small fire, and while it wasn't a huge disaster, Scott could still smell the smoke on him. It didn't take him long to finish up and drive off to buy the promised Dingdongs, as well as some pizzas. Within a small matter of time, Scott pulled up at Kelsey's place and got out of his car to make his way up to the door. He was honestly looking forward to this; he needed an evening where he could just relax and watch some great Halloween films, and he was happy that it was in Kelsey's company. He knocked on the door and once she opened the door, he stood there with the food and a bright smile on his lips. "Hiya! You ordered a Scott, complete with snacks? Batteries are not included."
Kelsey smiled when she saw him standing there and did a quick snap of her fingers. "Darn, I was so looking forward to having batteries. I guess next time." She replied as she stepped to the side and shut it behind him. "You can put the pizzas and the Dingdongs on the coffee table and let me get our cups and drinks. Also, beware of the skeleton in the corner, it's motion activated." She headed into the kitchen, grabbed their cups and paper plates along with napkins then she headed back into the living room.
Scott grinned as he walked in and set the food down. Looking around for a bit, he saw the coffee table and nodded and put the food down. Obviously, when Kelsey mentioned the skeleton, Scott couldn't help but chuckle to himself. He was the kind of guy to walk down the aisle of Toys R' Us and press every button, so he /had/ to try this out too. Standing in front of it, it started going off and Scott couldn't help but laugh. "I love this!" He said, loud enough for Kelsey to hear it.
Kelsey glanced up to see Scott in front of the skeleton and let out a laugh along with a grin. "Good! Im glad that you love it!" She replied at the same volume, grabbed the movie stack and pulled out the first movie that they will watch. Once it was in the blu-ray player, she grabbed the bowl that came with it and placed in its hands. "That way, the kids can grab the candy out of the bowl and enjoy the skeleton as well." She glanced up at him and looked at the Skeleton.
Scott looked back over his shoulder to catch Kelsey's reaction and laughed with her. He loved Halloween - not because of the kids coming around, but because of the atmosphere. There was something cozy and nice about staying in and watching all of those scary movies made for the occasion. "That's really clever!" He said, before walking over and sitting on the couch. "So we're starting with "The Addams Family", right?"
Kelsey "Yeah, I also painted a thing for Halloween but Im still in the process of finishing it up." Kelsey replied as she followed him to the couch and moved some of the pillows. She nodded as she grabbed the bag of popcorn she had gotten from work and glanced over at him with a smile. "Yes and after that, 'The Addams Family Values.' because why stop after the first one?" She slipped off her shoes and gotten more comfortable on the couch. "You can make yourself at home too."
Scott was already loving this. He hadn't seen those movies in /forever/, so it was such an epic throwback. Nodding, Scott took his shoes off too and settled more down on the couch, so he was comfortable. After that, he unbuttoned his jeans - just to feel more at home. "I'm so happy that I'm watching these films with you, because thank God, you have great taste," He told her with a big smile. "For the last three years, I've been working during Halloween and I never thought to start early on the films, so I'm glad that we're doing this, you know?"
Kelsey tucked a piece of hair behind her ear and smile as she glanced over at him. "Well, thank you and Im glad that you're happy. I was afraid that I would be watching these films by myself." She moved where her body was kind of facing him and the screen as she talked. "Ouch, that doesnt sound too much fun and of course. Do you have to work this Halloween?"
Scott shrugged his shoulders. "I could never pass the opportunity of watching Halloween films with a friend," Scott told Kelsey, leaning his head back a bit and smiling at her. He was so relaxed right now, it was nice. "Whenever you want to watch these films again - even if it's tomorrow - I'll be here," He grinned at her and looked back at the screen to watch the opening credits. He quickly licked his lips before looking back at Kelsey, opening his mouth to respond. "I actually have no idea. I hope not. I've taken extra shifts during holidays, like Christmas and Easter, so I really hope that I get this year's Halloween off. But who knows." He told her, shrugging his shoulders. "If I do though, I'm /so/ dressing up as Batman!"
Kelsey returned the smile as she gotten more comfortable after grabbing the stereo remote and looked at him as she rested her head against the back of the couch. "Great, I'll make sure to let you know." She returned the grin before she glanced at the screen, adjusted the volume some and stretched out her legs some. She glanced back at him as he talked, nodded as she listened and placed the remotes on the table. "Hope so, because I was going to ask you if you wanted to hang out on Halloween." She grinned. "You better and you better send me pics."
Scott reached over and grabbed a plate and put a slice of pizza on it. He nodded eagerly, hearing what she had to say. "Oh, definitely! Like, if I have the day off, I'll be here, in my Batman outfit, watching "Hocus Pocus" with you!" Scott told her, taking a bite of his pizza. "Then you get the experience the real Batman, and not just a picture-kind." He grinned and looked back at the screen to focus on the film now.
Kelsey let out a laugh when she heard him and nodded. "You better be!" She replied as she grabbed a slice for herself and took a bite out of it as he spoke. "I rather experience the real Batman than the picture kind." She swallowed as she looked at the screen as she gotten more comfortable.
Scott scoffed and grinned. " Who wouldn't?" He said, rhetorically and finished eating his pizza. He leaned back into the couch again, his arm stretching out on the backrest, above Kelsey. "I love Morticia and Gomez's relationship," Scott started, looking over at the girl next to him. "They're totally couple-goals, with their mutual respect and support." Scott was becoming more and more comfortable, sitting there in Kelsey's house, and he was really relaxing with her.
Kelsey shrugged a bit as she finished her slice and grabbed a napkin from the table. She leaned back against the couch once more as she glanced over at him as he spoke, nodded in agreement as she spread out the blanket once her hands were free and looked over at him. "Right? Their relationship is prime example of a healthy relationship." She leaned somewhat towards him and felt herself relaxed around him.
Scott had always admired Morticia and Gomez's relationship and could only wish for one like it, himself. Obviously, without the need to "torture" each other. A bit further into the film, Scott realized that he and Kelsey were pretty much cuddling; she was tucked into his body and he pretty much had his arm around her. Honestly, he wasn't that experienced of a cuddler, but this seemed safe to do and it felt nice enough to have the warmth of her body at his side. It felt safe, in a way.
Kelsey covered them both up mindlessly as she watched the movie and let out a sigh of content. She rested her head on his chest, hoping it was okay and knew that if someone walked into her apartment and saw them like this, they would be asking questions and wondered if the two friends were a couple. She knew that Morticia and Gomez had a great relationship, something that she idolized ever since she was a kid but wasn't for sure if she would find something like that.
Scott was grateful for Kelsey putting the blanket over the both of them, feeling like it was a real movie-night now. He didn't think too much of it when she started to cuddle him even more, with her head on his chest and all. It felt quite natural if you asked him. Like she just kinda belonged there. He wasn't sure if she felt anything for him, except for just pure friendliness - which he was completely fine with. Scott treasured each and every one of his friends and knew that if he tried anything with one of them, there could end up being consequences. Looking down at the girl who was resting on him, he smiled and sighed contently. "I think I connect with Wednesday on a spiritual level."
Kelsey draped an arm around his chest and let out a sigh of relaxation. She felt safe there, knowing that all of her problems rather melted away per say. She had like Scott more than anything and didn't know he returned the feelings. She glanced up at him as he started to talk, raised an eyebrow as she thought it was interesting and rested her chin on his chest as she looked up at her. "Oh yeah? How come?"
Scott shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows, thinking about it a bit. "Well, she's genuinely very bitter and doesn't have time for losers," Scott said, knowing that he certainly could be very bitter - just more about himself than anything else. And Scott didn't allow himself to be around people who didn't want him anyway; people who he thought were losers for not wanting his company. "And she's overall just a badass, and I'm sorry, but have you looked at me?" Scott said, smirking slightly. "I'm like the baddest ass in the Evans clan."
Kelsey nodded as she agreed and smirked a little bit. "This is true and I have looked at you. Oh yeah, you're totally the bad ass of the Evans. You also have a great ass so." She said, without thinking and swallowed some. "Im also the bad ass of my family, so I totally get it." She quickly looked away and back at the screen, knew that she remembered this movie by heart then back at him.
Scott couldn't help but let out a chuckle. The fact that they were even talking about this just meant that Scott was really comfortable in Kelsey's company. He let out a laugh as he heard a comment but then continued to listen as she continued. He nodded, agreeing with her. "Thanks for the compliment, by the way." He said, giving her a slight nudge with his side. He looked back at the film to watch it, knowing how much he loved it.
Kelsey smiled when she felt him give her a slight nudge. "You're welcome." She replied as she gotten comfortable and rested her head on his chest once more as she watched it. She draped her arm over him again and let out sigh.
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