Had a dream Tanis rolled up to the barn party I was throwing down at. Everyone wanted him. He hid in the bathroom. Come time for the square dancing and he pretended he didn't like it, but I witnessed the small flicker of joy in his eyes. He did not like being perceived this way and promptly departed with the keg, unannounced.

That is all.

I'm speechless. this is canon. *bangs gavel*