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#inspired from the comic of jade getting cronked
tiyoin · 3 months
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you could meet the most horrific, the most evilest, veiliest, most inhuman person to ever exist; and they’d tell you they’re an accounting major
or or some creepy dude who smiles wrong and likes fungi a little too much for it to be a ‘hobby’; and he’d tell you he’s a bio chem major
or someone who screams creep-o alert who always pops up where you are, always has back handed comments for you… though they’re back-handed in a way that when you thought about them than what meets the surface… you never told him you used that perfume… he must have a really good nose… right? ; only for him to be an archaeology major & yay dinosaurs!!🦕 🦖
or that one really intimiding jock who towers over you. with every step he takes you swear the ground rumbled under him. he was quiet and mysterious, yet had an imposing aura staturethat made it impossible to ignore. only to find out he’s an education major…
i i mean.. there’s nothing wrong with that but… like… i just didn’t expect that
just guys and their weird majors
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