#inspired by a stolitz art btw iykyk
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Alastor: *Starts coughing uncontrollably*
Charlie: Oh gosh, Al! Are you alright? Do you need CPR?! Oh shit, oh shit, what do I do—
Alastor: *Chokes, then spits out a huge white feather*
Charlie: ...
Alastor: ...
Charlie: ...Is that—
Alastor, panicking: I ATE A SEAGULL.
*Later at the bar*
Husk, who saw everything: So, you like the beach?
Lucifer: Oh, yeah. Why?
Husk: No reason in particular.
#maybe if you stopped biting so much al#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel charlie#radioapple#appleradio#duckiedeer#inspired by a stolitz art btw iykyk#GUYS IT'S LUCIFER'S FEATHER IM SORRY I CANT WRITE KGKDKGKD#seagull->beach#tho i always thought lute is more seagull coded tbh tbh but for this post luci is the beach rat
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