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30Jul22

HS Edition In new footage X Factor supplied, Hey, Soul Sister’s the song H first tried. (Bit off-tune with his voice, But there’s bakery discourse!) Now hand over Lou’s Mr. Brightside.

LT Edition Explain his tattoos? He stays mum. What’s 369’s meaning? There’s none. But when he’s had enough Of all that Larry stuff, He’ll hit up your DMs ’bout his son.

#larry #harry #harry styles #the x factor (infatuated with the attention they got last week) released an extended cut of harry's audition #in which we learn he sang (a pitchy) 'hey soul sister' by train #before singing 'isn't she lovely'#his charm and charisma shine through even at 16 #i know the forming of the band was all a set-up for the tv narrative but i want details #were they asked to bomb one song and nail the other?#to have options when creating judge dissent and drama for the show?#i will riot if there's amazing footage in the bowels of the x factor building of louis singing 'mr brightside'#(right next to the case simon's had made to preserve his cryogenically frozen head someday)#and the aired 'hey there delilah' was just part of the plot to make him come off as the weak link ...#anyway #i could listen to bby harry rattle off bakery items all day #hey calm make that your next sleep story #louis #louis tomlinson #attention mum continues to seek attention #best case scenario: the screen shots are fake #more likely: they're real and they're stunt play and Louis TM has made her Bullshit 3.0 #and here's what i've learned about shit:#i don't need to know which animal made it to know not to step in it #but i will NOT stand for all this 'cos' hate i'm seeing!#it's superior to cuz and more elegant than 'cause #limerick-hs #limerick-lt #july 30 #2022 #double edition

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