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gerrysherry · 3 months

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Russia Presidential Election Endorsement (satirical)

Sigh, it's time to vote for your candidates for the stupid fucking russian election that you can finally vote for because you were 16 last time

Putin - fuck no, He knows what he did

Kharitonov, some old dude who pretends to be Marxist for Soviet nostalgia - nope

Dude named Slutsky who has three different sexual harrasment cases (don't laugh it's not THAT funny) that were swept under the rug - FUCK NO, GET CANCELLED

Davankov, pseudo-liberal dude who is strangely progressive but in a Vermin Supreme kinda way (he promised every resident of Moscow a set amount of tile so they could re-brick roads themselves) - Sigh, I guess

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