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#imagine 12 yo soap trying to look up how to make bombs on his parents laptop because he wanted to be prepared
natelia-aldelliz · 1 year
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Soap : Let's play two truths one lie, me first : I falsified my birth certificate, I beat up a superior officer before locking him in the trunk of his car, and I was arrested when I was 12 on account of suspicion of terrorist intent.
Gaz :
Soap : It was the last one, I wasn't actually arrested, they just paid a visit to my house to question me.
Ghost : My turn, I can't get married because I'm legally dead, my favourite colour is black, and I went to prison for murdering my family.
Gaz : I'm very scared because I know your favourite colour.
Ghost : Yep. I didn't stay long in prison though, don't worry, I had an alibi.
Price : I once caused a diplomatic incident that almost led to a war, I shot someone in the foot because he annoyed me, and I've been secretely married for ten years.
Gaz : I'm not sure I like this game, actually.
Ghost : I'm pretty sure I was to your wedding and it doesn't feel that long ago.
Soap : Wait, you're married??
Price : Yep! But it was only 6 years ago.
Gaz : Okay, my turn then : I don't think you're all fucked in the head, I'm scared for my own mental health and I want to go home, guess which one is the lie.
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energonalucard · 6 years
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Killer Kyoudai AU
Kyoudai= Brothers
Wait? What do you mean? You just said their names?
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:12 PM
… Hey. Would the Killer Kyoudai been more interesting as Magnum’s brothers in the main series than his actual brothers?
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:13 PM
…huh
AU: The Killer Brothers are Magnum Ace's brothers and the Silver/Fighter Brothers were made just to counter the murder sprees they go on as detectives. They also adopt Magnum at one point.
This is the wonderful trip on Discord that happened to the AU... Also, I'm "Minion tO WHO?" and yes, I wanna change my name too. It's bugging my brain. :P
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:13 PM
Magnum having no brothers, then suddenly the KK or the KK always being his bros?
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:14 PM
I never said good. Just interesting. Like, if applied, it might say a lot of Magnum as an Iron Soldier. Latter.
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:16 PM
The Killer Kyoudai being the brothers that would seduce and kill as they please, and being soldiers isn't any better. Magnum being the heavy arms kinda bro.
Just musing...
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:16 PM
that would actually be kind of interesting, though
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:16 PM
Killer Kyoudai trying to get him back into the old days
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:19 PM
"Come on Nii-san~" Killer Q would say as he puts his leg up on the Leaguer they'd nearly beat to death. "Oh kick wouldn't hurt! For old time sake~!"
"Yes! It would!" Magnum cries, "Get off him! And I don't do that anymore!"
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:21 PM
heck, they'd be the ones who engineered GZ's kidnapping, probably
they might even remember him and feel like messing with him for old times' sake
…………yo imagien this applied to hero au, holy smokes
         (( Hero AU is a Iron Leaguer AU based on super powered human Silver Castle taking on the world! It's really good! ))
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:25 PM
"Nii-chan!" Killer Q attaching himself to Magnum's side.
Magnum trying to pry away. "No!"
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:25 PM
OAO OH MY GOD
And just when we’re making Spirits and Arrow the most lovingly good brothers in Hero AU too!
Like, they were so close as the Silver San Kyoudai. Inseparable
Chaoit-Yesterday at 6:27 PM
whhhy
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:27 PM
A big part of Spirits' character arc is actually him learning that he needs to stop blaming himself for Magnum's 'disappearance'.
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:28 PM
It's like a Spanish soap opera stereotype! 
*joking narrator voice* Who's parents had three kids? Who has the paperwork for Magnum's birth?
Chaoit-Yesterday at 6:28 PM
oh my god that'd be crazy
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:29 PM
I just think it would be interesting if Magnum was forced to become a villain, and then in the killer brothers au, they ended up willingly doing some villain stuff
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:30 PM
The Silver Kyoudai, in the Killer Brother AU, are Girochi's counter to these murderous brothers.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:30 PM
…oooh
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:30 PM
Nothing too special, just them being suspicious of Magnum as well.
"You have the same coding, and the same ferocity as them! Who's to say you won't kill for pleasure as well?"
"I'm not my brothers! I've changed!"
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:32 PM
and silver castle stands by him against the killer brothers
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:33 PM
"The words of few, don't counter the names of the dead." Arrow would say as they back down. They don't wanna start a fight.
!!!
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:40 PM
But you know what would be awesome? Magnum proving himself and then the fighter brothers just end up adopting him
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:40 PM
The Silver Kyoudai being like detectives because we don't fully understand their origins.That would make the FK's already cold shoulder to Magnum make sense. And they actually hug him at the end.
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:43 PM
YES
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:45 PM
I'm not salty I swear
Them actually treating Magnum good when they get videos and tapes of the old brothers antics and seeing Frontier grow traumatised.
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:46 PM
Again. All up for loving Fighter Brothers
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:46 PM
What would the KK's old names be???
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 6:47 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:49 PM
Could they be the Silver's or should they be Platinum or Bronze...
Chrome actually seems nice! It's just like silver, but it's blended with steel and is usually higher quality then gold.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 6:57 PM
Chrome Frontier for magnum. Then Chrome Harpoon for Q, maybe? And Chrome Intrepid for B. or switch as needed
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 6:58 PM
Intrepid is more humerous, so Q fits better.
B as Harpoon actually sounds cool!Birth order?
I feel...
B, Magnum, Q?
Or Magnum, B, Q?
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:00 PM
middle, maybe?
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:00 PM
Chrome Harpoon, Chrome Frontier, Chrome Intrepid.
Sounds awesome!
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 7:01 PM
Q missed his big brother so much
And seeing him turn into such a goodie good?
utter betrayal in his eyes
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:02 PM
Magnum was probably always the more morally upstanding one. like, he might have done some rough play, but he always kind of hated it
Still No Puffins-Yesterday at 7:03 PM
Killer B always had arguments with him
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:07 PM
Killer B being the kinda older brother you'd hate to get angry. Girochi gave Harpoon responsibility over  Frontier and Intrepid and he takes Harpoin's word for everything.
Shock circuit lv 1 almost every time you don't kill someone must be traumatizing.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:10 PM
When they were retired, Frontier tried to run away. When his brother s found him, he ran to them, thinking they had escaped too and now they could run away. Imagine his horror when he realizes that they have upgrades, but they're willing to go and kill, and they grab him and cart him off to be reformatted.
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:11 PM
His screams of terror still rock Richard, and he promises to make the G3 better then this. More loving then this.
Girochi separating VZ for one mission only and the absence of BV and QV at his side makes a small spark in his head say, 'Is Harpoon making you...?'
His old life flashes before his eyes and he drops the Leaguer head he had crushed.
Fleeing to Earth is the same, recruiting is the same except...Magnum has no tolerance for breaking Silver Castle's pacifist streak. NO TOLERANCE AT ALL.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:22 PM
and when he sees the way the GSK stick together, he feels a pang of longing
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:22 PM
Top Joy getting a hand ball? Okay, fine. Top Joy kicking it in their own goal? Fine. Top Joy attacking another mech in Soccer? No way! TOP JOY WITH A BOMB?! They're having a talk.
Longing, yes. Forgiving, not really.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:24 PM
well, yes. but like… he kind of wishes that he'd had that
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:27 PM
Definitely! He wishes they'd have their relationship, but he knows it's too good to be true. Doesn't keep him from staring at the stars wanting his brothers arms around him as they celebrate finding him safe.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:28 PM
When they actually show up, he gets their arms around him. And he wants them to let go.
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:30 PM
He can feel death clinging to them. He knows they missed him, but he's beyond the cute "Nii-san!" act. His team has taught him about health relationships by now, and the clawing paws of these too are filled with blood.
Death and satisfaction are hard to breathe in. And Magnum is overheating.
Magnum shrugging them off and looking at them. Was... Was Dark f!ching kidding? Silver Castle was so well off they... stooped so low to beat them!
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:35 PM
…yo. Imagine the Killer Brothers specifically targeting Windy to beat the sh!t out of him because how dare their brother find someone else?
      (( Torture Warning ))
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:37 PM
Beating the hell out of the Gold Brothers too because aren't they just cute! Killer B holding up Gold Arm's head as Killer Q takes pictures after beating them all up because they have a say on if they get on the team or not.
Magnum x4 trauma when he receives pictures of all four being beaten. Even Windy, on field. How had he missed that?
Them finding Gold Foot adorable. He wanted to protect everyone, and his fire and defiance was similar to Magnum's~!
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:41 PM
I wasn't even thinking on field. i was thinking they jumped windy while he was taking a walk and took their sweet time torturing him physically and psychologically
 …oh man. maybe they even see how the gold brothers are like them. also, imagine them (this is gory) mentioning how Arm has firey eyes, and Q rips one out to take a look at it
maybe not but still
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:42 PM
Yes! It's an AU, so it doesn't matter how gory! All the gore!
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:42 PM
i can write some good gore. i like writing the occasional gory fic
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:42 PM
Arm's eye, Foot's leg(s), and Mask's teeth.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:43 PM
maybe not teeth. maybe those finials. heck, maybe foot/arm p!sses them off and so they take it out on mask
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:45 PM
Mask losing more then his finals after Foot tries to tear B's face off. Mask looses his finals, everything attached to the finals, loses all his spikes violently (feet and shoulders), his chest armor as they mess with his none lethal innards.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:47 PM
and they punch and kick him, they mess up his face, too. their cleats cut him up, and Q stomps on his hand, shattering some of the mechanisms
the wrorst part: Foot knew there'd be consequences for that. He was paranoid, expecting them at every turn.
he wasn't expecting mask to show up at his door after dragging himself up to their quarters
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:49 PM
The only thing working in Mask's bodies are his legs, and he just falls on Foot's floor and doesn't wanna move.Him screaming for Arm, for Foot, and still softly crying for them on Foot's own floor. Arm pulling out his IV's as he takes off when Foot calls him about this.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:53 PM
I mean, I bet they're fine with doing a lot of things b/c the mechanics can fix it
…yo. thunder bolt captures GZ. someone attacks him, and GZ breathes a sigh of relief…
…until he sees who it is
Chaoit-Yesterday at 7:54 PM
yep, then it's like 'I think I preferred my attacker'
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:54 PM
They rip into Thunder Bolt like paper, GZ seeing what the battlefield can do to psychopaths. And the oil that freezes on the ice stains him as well.
Robot Harem Animes-Yesterday at 7:55 PM
and then they turn to him
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 7:56 PM
Them being vicious and just circling him like predators as they skate slowly.
"Nii-san chooses the weirdest friends!" Q would say happily.
"Thicker armor, war grade, 1000 year stare. He is a strange one." B would chuckle, "But he's not all that tough. He fell in a trap with lions."
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 8:02 PM
Q coming closer to GZ's face and taking in his eyes as he goes back to circling. "His eyes are pretty, but not as pretty as Gold Arm's! It's still in my chassis pocket, Nii-san!"
GZ just has the biggest heart attack ever, and that's saying something. Gold Arm's... eye? What did they do to them?
B taking Q's place in GZ's face. "Don't tell him anything, commander. This is an officers meeting and very coincidental."
"Nii-san... Someone entered the building and is heading this way." Q pipes up as Magnum and all Silver Castle bursts into the building. "We need to vanish."
They frame GZ. They knock him out, untie him, and put their murder weapons on GZ's person and make him hold it. They slink out a back entrance.
Chaoit-Yesterday at 8:19 PM
((well shit
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 8:20 PM
Remember what I said about Magnum taking no shit from rough play? Oh boy!
Be doesn't know what to believe. He knows GZ couldn't have done it but all the paper's were talking about the autopsy of Thunder Bolt. It's a hockey weapon, it's very strong, and it looks to have been one assailant because the murder weapon was left on the ice.
"It was the Killer Kyoudai, you have to believe me, Magnum!" GZ would beg as the team didn't know what to do here.
"GZ... I believe you." Magnum will say as he startles GZ a bit. "But the news articles... They won't see it like us... If only we had proof. Like if they stashed something away..."
Stashed? On their person...? Gold Arm's eye!
"Magnum, I have an idea!" GZ would look at Magnum with determination here.
Chaoit-Yesterday at 8:26 PM
risky risky))
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 8:27 PM
Since the G3 are being fixed in secret orders, and no one is the wiser about their condition. The KK can be free reined on the rink next week. Oh wait, those Silver Brothers were in the way...
The Silver Brothers are introduced here on the rinks as it's their big entrance. They are ace detectives, and Girochi is confident with them here, and incident like Thunder Bolts either won't happen or won't stay a mystery for long.
The Silver Brothers suspect Magnum Ace, Killer Q, Killer B, GZ, and Flash Kid. All have a motive to kill Thunder Bolt in cold blood for practise on a rink.They try to keep Silver Castle in their pacifist circle but Flash Kid and the Killer Brothers seem to always overwhelm the the underdogs.
They also might have history with Chrome Frontier...
In one episode, they clash and have a memory surge... 
Turns out...
           (( This is where Chronological Order becomes shit, so bear with me here. We were hyped up on ideas and everything went to shit. But you know where everything goes, hopefully. 😅 ))
After the Chrome Kyoudai killed a whole team of underdogs who tarnished their Dark name by winning, and Silver Justice and Silver Gallant were on the case back then. They had many restless nights as the CK kept killing while they accidentally fussed over paperwork.
Silver Gallant and Silver Justice are threatened with retirement from their sports if they don't find the murderers and they are like 1000% stressing until... Chrome Frontier knocks on their door with a broken and oil stained bat. He confesses everything and he rats out his brothers as he cries out he didn't wanna kill them.
That's how the Chrome Kyoudai were pulled in the Iron Soldier Program and Frontier tried to run away. But his brothers dragged him kicking and screaming into the underground as they wanted to kill kill kill and Frontier wasn't ruining this for them.
The Silver Kyoudai were retired because they knew too much about everything, and they made good looking war products.
Back to present day, Magnum gets access to their system by accident and wins the match that leads them into the championships.
GZ calling everyone into a meeting after the game. Once everyone gathers, he whips out a Leaguer's eye and holds it out. "I got Gold Arm's eye."
Chaoit-Yesterday at 8:46 PM
((GZ what the hell boy?
((tact is a thing you need to practice
Minion tO WHO?-Yesterday at 8:47 PM
Top Joy gagging, Ryuuken being disgusted, and Windy being angry on why he had it.
Magnum explains, "The Gold Brothers must be in danger, GZ got the eye off of Killer Q's person. The Gold Brothers, as reported by Juurouta, had to fight to Killer Kyoudai to get back in Dark... They could be dead."
GZ nods as he hands it to Bull Armor, the only one with medical knowledge of any kind here. "They told me as they slaughtered Thunder Bolt that my eyes were as cute as the one they had on them. Gold Arm's."
Bull examines it and cringes. "The line that connects it to the cortex is strained and stretched. It was ripped out..."
Top Joy might have fainted.
Windy might have punched a hole somewhere.
And Ryuuken might have swore a bad one.
Juurouta pipes up. "How do we catch them. Even their own ace detectives can't track the two they bunk with."
It's starting to slow down on me, I'm going to make a part 2 and I'll see if it helps! Read more if you dare! 😈
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