hello hello i am rose caleb genderfluidtechnoblade and this is my hell. i keep making these posts then not liking them anymore so the rest of my intro is under this cut so i dont have to look at it.
im 20, i’m from texas, and i’m a college student for astronomy and physics. i’m genderfluid, and i use the following pronouns listed in order of likelihood that using that one is right on any given day: they/she/fae/he. switch it up sometimes for funsies and we’re good. i’m bisexual grey-acearo and the grey is for c!techno and my partner.
my all time favorite creator is jordan captainsparklez. my other favorite cc’s are technoblade, fruitberries, petezahhutt, hbomb, scott smajor, quig, and elysaku! casual enjoyer of many others as well.
i engage a lot with: speedrunning, dsmp lore, vault hunters, minecraft events, and miscellaneous videos from creators i follow. there is absolutely no guarantee what you’re going to get on any particular day, it depends on my mood, whats on my dash, and who most recently gave me content that made me feel like a cat being pat gently on the head.
i am opinionated. i am snippy. i am mean. i am fully capable of being fullheartedly frustrated and annoyed with things with deep sociopolitical implications and genuinely problematic content AND petty shit that pisses me, personally, off. i’ll clarify which is which when i go on one of my angry complaining rants, which i will try not to go on too often, but please know: the chance that i will spend the entire day complaining and bitching about a niche issue you may have never heard about is low. but NEVER zero.
A few disclaimers:
𝖚𝖒, 𝖔𝖕 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖈!𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖘𝖙 not in the sense that i downplay the atrocities of the abuse he put tommy through but in the sense that i believe every person truly does have the ability to move on and change, and that people are not defined by the worst thing they’ve ever done, and even if c!dream never improves and even if he actually gets worse, there is no crime you can commit to justify having your human rights taken away from you and pandora’s vault is a deeply flawed system and i am a prison anarchist and i believe it should burn. AND i am irrationally emotionally attached to this fucking war criminal and if anything bad happens to him i WILL cry.
THIS APPLIES ONLY TO CDREAM WHO IS MY OC I STOLE AWAY AND BELONGS TO ME NOW
c!techno IS right on all accounts. thank you.
i watch traffic series from only scott’s pov because that’s the only one i have time for. i try to stay up to date on other people’s povs and the like, but i’m really only invested in scott, and as such, can’t make any sweeping judgements of any other characters or circumstances that dont revolve around him. thank you for understanding. scott supremacy.
this is a jordan captainsparklez fan blog. if you hate jordan captainsparklez block me. i mean this genuinely and with malice.
if you actively consider yourself a blue9 main- not a casual enjoyer or just someone who enjoyed their pov, someone who really does genuinely consider that this year+ old mcc team is the center of your content... i do not want you here.
it is this blog’s official and professional stance that defending fruitberries on the internet is not enough, and i need a gun.
i have several old posts on illumina that i will not be deleting because i dont believe in deleting posts really, but there will be no more.
mcc is a wonderful event made with love and attention from some of the nicest and most genuine content creators of the day and age, but it does mess up sometimes and people are allowed to have neutral to negative opinions about mcc. in fact i have some neutral to negative opinions about mcc. mcc is not above criticism but holy shit you guys realize there’s a difference between criticism and death threats right. like. right. RIGHT??
unfortunate owner of a twitter i use only to farm clout from speedrunners. if there is discourse happening on twitter i dont want to hear about it.
talk to me about fwt dsmp canon wedding staged breakup conspiracies.
IF YOU ARE MEAN TO GEOSQUARE YOU GO TO HELL YOU GO DIRECTLY TO HELL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS.
other than that, yknow. standard if you’re racist i fucking hate you go choke, terfs/truscum eat shit and die, ableists you’re not welcome and never have been, and please understand that while i am unhinged and mentally unstable, at least i’m funny.
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