#im drawing this fucking ugly pile of shit over doing my finals hi guys
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My only contribution to the Easter Splatfest as bunny and bear are the animals I associate for JunMui
#im drawing this fucking ugly pile of shit over doing my finals hi guys#what a fucking ugly pair of ocs this is true love#jun is in a mimitchi costume. my love for mimitchi came to when i saw this ichiban kuji keychain of#the mimitchi tama. the white w blue accents and doodles. thats jun#mui is just mr grizz bc he literally has nothing else in his life other than booze and jun#jun#mui#my ocs#my oc#my sketches
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the morning after
part of advanced PLACEMENT: an ars PARADOXICA high school au about a gang of queer teen nerds, by @estherroberts , @podcastmecaptain , and @lizzieraindrops
all three of the aformentioned dorks are equally responsible for the hijinks found in this post.
click here for the au masterpost | track #ars placement for updates!
ALSO: things aren’t always showing up in the tags, so your most reliable bet is the aforementioned masterpost.
anthony, waking up in the morning: “helen where are my ass pants”
helen: “your WHAT”
anthony: “y’know my ass pants what'd you do with them”
anthony says ‘ass’ like he can’t believe that’s what he’s saying
helen:
helen:
helen: “dearest”
helen: “do you mean shorts”
anthony: “what? no the ones you like my ass in”
helen: “thank go-”
sally, who at some point in the night relocated herself to the couch: “GROSS”
helen: “-d i thought you were so hungover”
anthony: “y’know, they're that type, y’know the small pants?”
helen:
helen:
helen: “goddamnit”
anthony: “the ass small pants”
sally: “OH THE UGLY SMALL PANTS”
helen: “god help us”
jack, yelling, "ROBERTS! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WERE HERE LAST NIGHT. WHERE ARE YOU" he looks around, bridget's gone too, "god help us"
jack: “HELP I’M SO ALONE”
deep voice: “hey”
jack: screams
deep voice: “dude it’s penny i’m just hungover”
with her accent, she really sounds like a sad cowboy from an old western
jack: “oh thank god i thought i was about to die from some sad cowboy”
penny: nods somberly and hands him tylenol
june halfheartedly tosses pillows back where they go
she finds a socket wrench with heart stickers on it
june: “fucking geeks”
esther and bridget, looking severely crumpled ("did you sleep in a closet?" "fuck you im outta the closet") reappear and make more pancakes
june, who is used to taming her own poofy hair and despite herself, wants to help them, eventually drags them into the bathroom and fixes their hair
she even does a little bit of makeup on them
sighing and shaking her head disappointedly the whole time
helen fell back asleep and no one wants to be the one to wake her up
they draw straws but they forgot to make one of the straws shorter
so no one does it
finally penny sits down next to helen and pokes her cheek
helen’s eyes fly open and she starts laughing
“you really drew straws for me?”
“ohh boy”
sally makes everyone scrambled eggs
they’re like, literally turning brown
“sally wtf these are all burnt, can’t you cook”
“what are you talking about, i Like them that way, they're perfect AND you're safe from salmonella”
june makes another batch, angrily
“waste of goddamn perfectly fine eggs i swear to god” “junebug” “quinto, i’m fine"
sally then attempts to eat all the burnt ones herself but she is Too Smol
jack and anthony help her
“hey,” esther says, lifting her gaze over a stack of pancakes far bigger than she is, “sally grissom talks in her sleeEeEEeEP”
lots more under the readmore!
“i do NOT”
“yeah you do, you were talking about the fucking periodic table, you nerd”
“i was AWAKE for that part”
“oh my god, you were doing that intentionally? that was, a conscious decision. that you made.”
“you weren't even here half the night, how would you know” jack throws in
esther starts blushing and bridget leans over and kisses her cheek
“wyyaaattt,” sally chastises him
she uses her own fork to scoop up more burnt eggs and shoves them at jack’s face
“sally could you not stab me in the face with your salmonella-free fork”
quentin leans forward, rests his elbows on the counter. “we need to start asking the real questions.”
“what's that q?” anthony asking with his mouth full
“who the hell was eating popcorn last night!?”
everyone, at the same time: “not me!”
quentin, softly, “what the fuck”
jack: “hey i have a question.”
esther, from behind her pancakes “shut up jack”
he holds his hand to his heart: “how many lips doth mine lips hath touched”
bridget: “that’s not even like….was that supposed to be shakespeare?”
“‘no! god, i’m like, making shit up dreyfuss what do you want"
she just slightly lifts her eyebrows and turns away
“wait seriously though how many people did i kiss"
helen, from somewhere: “definitely anthony-”
anthony: “yeah my neck is killing me thanks buddy”
penny: “-i don’t know but i have never seen a high five as extra as that one you gave sally”
they promptly reenact the high five, to everyone's hungover expense
“UP HIGH JACK, WOOO YEAHHH”
everyone winces as their hands SMACK
including them
the force of it almost knocks sally into esther’s pancake pile
jack makes two seconds of awkward eye contact with quentin and then Averts
quentin actually blushes a little bit
he quickly spears some of the burnt eggs and promptly chokes on them
somewhere down the line: “that was weird right?” “right, let’s never ever mention it” “right”
(and no one ever talks about that kiss, but there is one ESTHERception)
(esther and jack are like, hanging out at his house playing a videogame or something)
(“hey jack! remember when you kissed quentin! that was pretty great”)
(he smacks her with the controller)
(“soft” she whispers, laughing)
(he smacks her again, a little harder)
"hey guys" "yeah" "what day is it" "tues-FUCK"
"fFUCK"
“THE FAIR” “the SCIENCE FAIR”
“EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN”
everyone who’s competing, bridget, and penny, all pile in and esther realizes she forgot her rings
she runs back inside and june and helen are making out
“nice, uh, nice hair, june,” she laughs, and runs back out to the van
“WAIT.” anthony at the wheel, slams his hands against it. “HELEN SAID SHE WAS COMING. FOR MORAL SUPPORT.”
he jumps out of the car before esther can warn him and she just starts laughing again
he comes back shaking his head
june and helen, holding hands, follow him and climb over everyone to get in the back
THE WORLD'S MOST CROWDED WOODIE VAN RIDE LATER
THE WORLD'S MOST DISHEVELED PRESENTATION
SOMEHOW GOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH
okay well. there is one hitch. a slight hitch.
anthony’s… ‘small ass pants’ are still missing
so he had to borrow a pair of leggings from june
they have poppies on them and he looks very cute but he's very disappointed about the ass pants
so anthony’s part of the presentation is given in flowery leggings, with a massive hickey and a split lip, and all this while WILDLY hungover
he's. he's a sight.
THEY STILL DO GREAT
bridget and helen clap and cheer for them when they finish presenting
penny hollers like she’s at a baseball game
june whistles at anthony and compliments his leggings, which are. her leggings
but their project still loses to a volcano called trinity peak with illegal firecrackers inside it due to studENT BODY POLITICS
everyone agrees it’s bullshit and they all go to the chuck e. cheese’s for sober pizza
chet recoils when he sees them
anthony winks saucily
june’s parents get home the next day, and they ask her if she partied
“no i had 8 people over tho, we cuddled”
“why is there a cell phone in the pool”
“why are the neighbors complaining about a rotten potato”
“why is there a pair of shorts in the garbage disposal?”
“they’re quentin’s???”
“they say ‘this ass property of H.’ on the tag”
“oh god”
(june also owns at least one pair of pants that say this on the tag. she does not feel it’s relevant to mention that to her parents)
#ars PLACEMENT#ars paradoxica#anthony partridge#sally grissom#helen partridge#jack wyatt#esther roberts#bridget chambers#june barlowe#quentin barlowe#penny wise#high school au#modern au#estherroberts#podcastmecaptain#SMALL ASS PANTS
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