*as Ango comes to pick Arlo up he whines and barks in fear, trying to escape but not being aggressive, his hind leg is injured and theres stitches along his chest*
- @ask-ishirin-kiata (Arlo content as an apology🙏)
hey, hey, calm down, please?
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i love borzois. they r so silly. every animal is either a beast or a creature, except for borzois, which are horses
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i wish i weren't so horrifically allergic to cats bc sometimes i feel having one around the house would be so nice :( alas
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Ianthe keeps getting girls pregnant. She can't fucking stop herself. It's a compulsion. Half the time, she's not even really all that attracted to them. She just gets off something powerful on the idea of her genes growing inside them.
SCREAMING SHE WOULD BE SUCH A DEAD BEAT DAD 😭😭😭
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I love how many dogs have jobs and when they don’t they just exist to love you meanwhile cats are like I don’t have a job I don’t do anything I live in your house I break your stuff I vomit on your carpet I don’t pay rent I wake you up in the middle of the night in exchange for this I get food a warm home scritches when I feel like it and no predators. mutualistic versus commensalistic symbiosis
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Your dog is not a "service dog" if you have it poorly trained to immediately approach total strangers the second they walk into your non-animal practice without any kind of warning much less consent. Doubly so if it has no restraint and doesn't immediately respond when you call the name to get it to back off if somebody can't have that.
Your dog is a house pet somebody brought to be "office therapy dog" you have shittily trained because "oh everybody feels better with a dog around!"
NO THEY THEY FUCK DO NOT.
I AM ALLERGIC TO DOGS. Keep it away from me.
Especially because you don't know if, say, I'm several days into a steroid treatment FOR AN EXISTING ALLERGIC REACTION EVENT that does not need complicating. Which I was, by the way.
If the dog approaches again I'm gonna have to start looking into a new provider because fuck that, I am not drugging myself up to go to the dentist. I can handle it if it's behind the counter and not close to me but if I get coated in fur and dander from it rubbing against me and stuff that's a very different story. :/
(They used to promise the dog would stay behind the counter and only be brought out if somebody needed it, like a kid who was scared of the dentist. That turned out to be a total lie I guess. I miss back BEFORE one of them brought their house pet in. Which they admitted to, back at the very start, it's literally just their house pet they wanted to have at work so they decided to call it a service/therapy dog)
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you when they say dogs always know when the person is good because they dont attack me or bark at them.
lets just say kaya jumps on you in the street while you were tying your shoes and starts being all sweet and lovely and that kids how i met your father
It's when she's still relatively small and its just this small energetic ball of fluff that's trying to attack you (affectionately).
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Controversial opinion, but unless your dog is a service animal, it really should not be brought into grocery stores. Your dog does not need (and likely does not want) to be at Target.
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