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purplelurkinghini · 2 years

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Hello! Its me! Good boy anon here sending you an ask for the third time!

Im now calmer compared to my last ask. Once again, thank you for that little piece of writing. I love it so much. Now im gonna gush about him, if you dont mind, because i have no one else to say this to haha

Okay, so like. The first time he appeared i was like OOOOHHH BRO because like,,,, he was so spooky and i like being spooked. And when he straddled the dude i was like,,, damn... i wish that was me. Also when he got that other guy in the car and taped his mouth,,, honestly if i had a tail it would be wagging violently at that scene. I want him to do that to me... like... holy shit im such a sucker for him??? Why am i so in love??? My friend and i were just talking about how cool battinson was, but then i walked out of the theatre officially having a crush on riddler??? I mean, i dont put labels on my sexual/romantic orientation, when i have feelings for someone, i just do, and this is one of those where im like,,, really??? Why does it have to be that one???

And then when the cops got him in that restaurant.... when they saw his ID and they were like "which one is real?!?!?!" And freaking riddler was like "you tell me!" And he GIGGLED???? i just jshdjxhdjdhdhhfjdhdihdhd thats how i imagined he giggled when i read that little fic of yours????? He's so crazy and deranged but also attractive for some reason???? Am i insane for this?????

Something about his voice is so... attractive to me??? When he said "bruce.. wayne.." with that voice and tone??? And when he said "whats black and blue and dead all over? You" yeah that was.. hot. Especially at that "you" where he was kinda whispering... and also... "oh you're really not as smart as i thought you were..." thats just... music to my ears,,, holy fuck

I saw that post about him practicing in that voice modulator with matt reeves. I would LOVE to hear it... that one hour version.....

I mean yes i get you, you're a woman in your late 20s who felt giddy like a schoolgirl, and i mean??? Same??? Like,,, me too????? im just a boy some years younger than you, who also felt a little too giddy as if i was a 5 year old who just got my christmas present or something. We are both... like that

Fortunately, i am physically incapable of blushing. Like,, my face just cant do that for some reason. If i could, i would be so embarrassed because the whole time riddler's on screen my whole face would be red. Well, its dark at the cinema, so i dont think people can see it, and we were also wearing masks of course. But like, yeah, you get what i mean....

I've seen paul dano in a few movies, so when i heard he's playing the riddler, i was like... hm? Okay?? Because i thought they were gonna have the funky comical riddler, but nope! This riddler is terrifying.... and im into it. Knowing paul dano, i just had this feeling that he's gonna do something great, especially after seeing the trailer. I wasnt officially in love at that time, but i just knew he's gonna be amazing. And now.... im like.... i think about his riddler all day..... what have you done to me sir??????? Why am i like this???????????

Idk what to do anymore. Its like he's got a tight grip on my neck and i just have no plans to break free. In fact, please grip my neck tighter,,, please sir,,,,,,,

I'll start with a confession, if you don't mind.

I've been reading this over and over (and over and over) because I needed to be reminded that not only am I not alone, but I also made someone's day with my writing.

I'll continue by pointing out how we are together in this, but also have different experiences: I fell in love with the hints of this depiction back in 2020, while you became infatuated with the performance as it played out on the big screen. I actually haven't been able to stop thinking about him either.

Plus, we seem equally as fascinated by his contradictory behavior: the chilling sadism contrasted against his adrenaline-fueled outbursts. Therefore, we want him to choke us and giggle in our ear while doing it.

I'll wear that clunky-looking collar. I'll stand still while he tightens it around my neck. Please.

Now, I'm going to sign off with a suggestion:

If you want to talk some more, but aren't comfortable doing so on your main account, you can make a side-blog and we can chat in DMs.

#Ask #Anonymous #The Batman #The Batman (2022)#Riddler #Edward Nashton

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