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wazzappp · 2 months

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MOAR SNEK THOUGHTS

I can not belive that this au is what it took for me to realize Lisa has Reptile Nerd Weirdgirl vibes oh my GOD. Anyway once Robbie decides he's finally starting to be alright with this and let's Lisa hang out for Snake Time she is HYPED (poor boy is not used to this much attention and having his scales called pretty is very weird but also??? Very flattering????).

Robbie is not educated in the ways of snakery so when he transforms, ready for his 12 hours of weirdness, it's not GREAT to see his lower half looking like a battered glitter jelly bag from Claire's. Lisa shows up ready for a movie marathon and is EXTATIC. She's honestly been wondering if this was going to happen and has the pleasure (unfortunate duty) of delivering the good news (the dreaded long-ening).

Also. LOTS of my awful handwriting in this I do not expect you to read that so here's a transcript below the cut ok bye luv u

Picture one:

Lisa: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmyGOD YOUR VENTRAL SCALES ARE AS WIDE AS MY WHOLE ARM!!!! Ohhhhh and your vertebral scales aren't as raised as I would expect! I wonder what species you're most closely related to? Normally you could go based off of color but uh. Not even pink corn or hognose snakes get THIS pink. AND YOURE SO SHINY!!

Picture 2:

Lisa: Ohhhh even your shed skin is sparkly! I wonder if there's magic in it? I wonder if I made a shawl or something out of it, would it keep ghosts off me? Can I keep some?

Robbie: ... Lisa it. It's DEAD. SKIN.

Lisa: I know. Can I keep some? Hmm. I wonder how many sheds you have left. You gotta be close to fully grown by now.

Robbie: What?

Lisa: Yeah! Snakes shed their old skin so they can get bigger and longer! Some Anacondas even-

Robbie: What do you mean "GET BIGGER"

#ghost rider magical girl au #my art #sketch #robbie reyes #lisa (ghost rider)#i will give her a personality if it KILLS me #im a weirdgirl lisa truther first and a human being second #like alright we got bare bones scaffolding now lets add some MEAT

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