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iii-days-grace · 6 months

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i was thinking about what that ex-Disney Imagineer said to me the other day, on my movement and timing, when she seemed legitimately delighted to see me gliding around my coffeeshop and serving customers. like

im damn good at hitting my marks on stage time in time over and over and over and over with other people WHILE HOLDING A BIG LIVE SNAKE! i may be an anxious autistic adhd weirdo who scares hoes, but that's gotta count for something!

and it actually, genuinely healed my soul a little bit to realise that's still coming through. i loved that dance so much that my body still follows the steps for me, even in a completely different place and time.

#original post #actually: it is not the snakes but the big turtles you need to watch out for and it is not for the reason you think.#if you shake a big boy snapping turtle too much he will drop his peepee and you DON'T want to flash the audience if you can help it #nothing wrong with seeing animal peepee it's just a bit distracting #so. i have to do all this waltz and dance while holding a snake and/or turtle #gliding neatly around my coworkers who are doing the exact same while watching their marks too #operating the AV equipment if necessary #and also not literally showing the audience a penis by accident #also: i can do all of this while locked in a room with someone who fucking hated me at the time staring me down and #he loved both snakes and music more than life itself and #honestly truly? i think he was secretly a bit jealous that i managed to pick up all THAT and he just couldn't seem to get the hang #he is a musician and considers himself a cool mysterious goth but i also had to put diaper ointment on his ass cuz he didn't bother to look #before squatting on a patch of poison ivy.#good afternoon #me

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