#idk/idc about mtg but this is cool as fuck
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read to learn how to upset incels
listen to me... the next time a gatekeeping neckbeard dudebro tries to quiz you on any form of nerdy/geeky media to test if you REALLY watch star trek, or if you REALLY play pokemon...etc , instead of promptly giving them the correct answer, or instead of explaining "just because i have a shirt with r2d2 on it doesn't mean i have to know every piece of lore!!"...
give them the most bogus, hilariously incorrect answer you can think of.
for example the next time someone goes "what's Spiderman's REAL name", don't say Peter Parker!!! don't!!! fight the urge and go "oh gee um idk, PETER GRIFFIN? no wait, PEEWEE HERMAN? ummm...is this DC Spiderman or Capcom Spiderman?" idk , just, however you can, fuck it up AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
if they're dumb enough not to detect your sarcasm, pit your best acting abilities to use. chances are they'll get so mad, go to Reddit at night and write up a rant post about "fake" gamer girls, no girls play mtg, wondering why they're still single then moments later fap to their 2d waifu.
YOU LIKE THEY STAR WARS SHIRT? COOL ME TOO IDC IF YOUVE SEEN ALL THE MOVIES AND READ ALL THE BOOKS OR IF YOU ONLY GOT IT BECAUSE IT WAS FASHIONABLE. GOT A NARUTO SHIRT AT FOREVER 21? YOY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A NARUTO IS AND JUST WANTED IT BC AESTHETIC?! THATS FINE!!! IDC!!!
the goal is to waste their time as much as they're trying to waste yours. sure, you might want to just out-do them, and if you've actually got the knowledge , then go ahead. but listen, YOU DONT OWE THEM AN EXPLANATION. you don't HAVE to prove you're just as much a fan, if you don't want to. they're legit not going to respect you any more lol so just fuck with them and piss em off
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totally radical dude
