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polzkadotz · 3 years

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I was tagged by @nakasomethingkun! Thank you, I was so bored, you have no idea kospaskapoksop

rules: list the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). see if there are any patterns. choose your favorite opening line. then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

I have only 18 works written by me on ao3 (19 posted, one of them was a translation), so the last ones will have to be from my abandoned wips, maybe!

I’m also not going to follow the order i posted them, otherwise the series would be all over the place and my brain doesn’t enjoy that much disorganization lmao

1. tell me you’ll come home (even if it’s just a lie) - (The kandreil the host AU)

“There was absolutely nothing left for Andrew to protect anymore.”

2. Heartbeat - (the andreil faerie au)

“As Andrew walked through the forest, he couldn’t help but ponder over what a fucking difference it was from the last time he had been allowed near this particular part of Faerie land.”

3. third time’s the charm - (the andreil hp au)

“It happened when they were almost near the end of their raid.”

4. a heart’s a heavy burden - (the hp au missing scene)

“... I don’t think I’m going to remember my confessions for a little while.”

5. The Nekomancer (the andrew is a necromancer and neil died in Baltimore au)

“Andrew deposited the orange cat on top of Neil’s grave and looked at the engraving on the tombstone.”

6. from the ashes you crawl - (the andreil dragon au 1)

“Neil was watching the sunrise and trying not to feel sorry for himself.”

7. better not to breathe than to breathe a lie - (the andreil dragon au 2)

“At the end of the day, it was hard to admit Wymack had been right: Neil definitely needed to find a fucking new hobby.”

8. to save his life (he crawls like a worm from a bird) - (the andreil dragon au 3)

“It all started, unfortunately, with the Fox Security’s employees spreading a shared belief between themselves that Neil had no concept of what a healthy relationship looked like.”

9. the seas be ours and by the powers where we will, we’ll roam - (the stucky pirates of the caribbean au)

“Honestly, Steve didn’t know if he was excited about finally going onboard a ship that would sail with him on it or if he was somewhat disappointed to be dragged onto it by pirates.“

10. forgive our sins forged at the pulpit - (the nb mobster neil/cop andrew au)

“Are we really going to start the gender discussion again?”

11. devil’s got us all in his pockets - (the andreil constantine au)

“Death knocked on everybody’s door, sooner or later, regardless of their feelings about the mortal condition.”

12. The pumpkin is begging, “please grab me” - (the horror park, nicky/erik fic)

“When Andrew voluntarily offered to take all three of them—Kevin, Aaron, and Nicky—to a local theme park, Nicky should’ve suspected there was something funky going on.”

13. dress me up and watch me die - (the andreil coldest girl in coldtown au/vampire au)

“At the end of the day, Neil was thoroughly aware that currently he was one of the luckiest vampires in the world.”

14. you’re not as real as i am - (the andreil cryptid au)

“Abandoned houses were the godsend (or the capitalist-send) of Neil's life as a runaway.”

15. the tiny /things/ (not people) - (the andreil inkheart au)

“The day Andrew Minyard found out about the powers hidden in his tongue (other than the powers he discovered at the backroom of a nightclub) was also the day that he had the satisfaction of doing something he'd dreamed about for years: hitting someone with an Exy racquet for real.”

16. build god, then we’ll talk - (the jeanmarco faerie au)

“Jean was a step away from tumbling into slumber when he was awakened by a fairly loud thump on his window.”

17. don’t quote the Wikipedia page - (the stucky mediator au)

“You know, Bucky Barnes considers himself a good boyfriend, objectively.”

18. smooth - (the jeanmarco highschool au)

“Marco Bodt was failing miserably in English.”

19. the apocalyptic andreil au where neil was stunged by a giant insect - abandoned wip for the aftg rbb)

“Even though that was the most common cause of death in this post-apocalyptic world, Andrew and Neil had pretty much agreed since day one that death by giant insect was lame, to say the least, and they would not go down like that.”

20. the andrew x neil candy contest - (abandoned wip from the 2019 october madness)

“Andrew was, predictably, a big fan of Halloween.”

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I tried to find my soul eater au wip but I can’t remember where i wrote a snippet of it lmaooooooooo

What I can figure out from my first lines is that I don’t like them to be all that lengthy, usually! I really love the first line from the inkheart au, no questions about it lmaoooooooo

I won’t tag 10 because i’m braindead, but I can tag five: @elia-nna @foxy-exy @lovelyeskel @boromirgondor @carterchilcott

#long post #asas got tagged #my fics #my writing #i'm not going to tag each fic right i dont have a brain that's cruel and unusual punishment skaopskaopsk

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