If Woolf makes an appearance you know Plath probably will too. Taylor may be keen to cast Joe in the Ted Hughes role and make people think he tormented her with affairs.

Frankly where is my Wuthering Heights track? Let's get schlocky lmao. Maybe he can be Dracula and his harem of vampire women sucked the life out of her (we'll let Olivia have vampires for right now). Oh - she hasn't mentioned Anna Karenina yet, right? Listen, I'm as dramatic as they come, we all throw on Keira Knightley dramas and feel all the things sometimes. I just take umbrage to engaging in it in shallow pastiche and attempting to pass that off as depth.