You know how the Owl House makes fun of Harry Potter sometimes? (The Choosy Hat and Rusty Smidge gags were incredible.) And like, we don’t know much if anything about Darius’s romantic life beyond extrapolation? It would be legitimately so funny if the show just had him randomly announce in season 3 that he is in fact married and had a husband the entire time. And Luz is like ??? How did this not come up when we were doing the whole day of unity plan? And Darius is like “Kid it’s none of your business” and Luz is like okay sure, it’s none of my business but like…wouldn’t he have died? And Darius is like “it’s not relevant to your journey” or something similar that’s almost the exact quote JK Rowling says about Dumbledore never being mentioned to be gay in the books. I would laugh so hard I would be weeping.