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theknifeclown · 9 months

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If she fits in the bikini then she got a bikini body!!!

#welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home original character #silvie line #I love her #So soft #So squishy #Is and loves to be used as a pillow #Plushie vibes #Her little feeties #I would die for #Really like how the shading came out on this

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mega-angry-cloud · 11 months

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THEY GAVE HIM A GIBSON LETS GOOOOOOO

#THATS A REAL NIGGA!!!!#IM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP #I wouLD DIE FOR #HOBIE BROWN #your honour i love them #across the spiderverse #atsv #THATS A MOTHER FUCKER THAT PUNCHES NAZIS #black punks

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xmoriartea · 1 year

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Time for a Barovian Ball!

art by sacrednanners @ TH

So to celebrate Burgomaster Ismark and the continued triumph of the Four Heroes of Vallaki, Lord Vasili von Holtz was throwing a ball! And as the tax collector of Lord Strahd - none of us fucking trusted him. Sure, we got all dressed up and ready for the black carriages that came to collect us and dozens of other citizens of Vallaki but we were ready to B R A W L and S T E A L—

And then... the Brides arrived.

DM @the-kiburi introduced these four fucking beautiful vampires entering the ball on behalf of Ravenloft and I became weak. And so did my very bi very poly death priestess who was in the process of denying she might have a feeling for Mina. So even while we were still planning to possibly do some crimes here... certain plans, like detecting OTHER undead, went... out the window. Because I saw 4 very lovely undead and decided I was going to get any information out of them I could.

Sure other possibly relevant characters were being introduced from around Barovia

BUT I WAS FOCUSED

So the party kind of broke up in various ways for the evening. I had strongly set my eyes on the Brides, Tanner was focused on trying to find the thing we came to steal,

Arabelle was having her first ever date with +1 Rowan (look her lifes been shit, we wanted her to have a good night if she could), and Mina was torn between stress drinking and keeping an eye on everyone else

(I repeat: God bless Faraga aka old lady 2)

But as the night progressed, things really went downhill for me as a person who cares only a normal amount about 4 npc vampires

So while Tanner was figuring out about the small town artificer feud and started chatting up the councilwoman granddaughter of old lady 1 (and somehow inviting her into his fucking heist attempt??), I brought the ball aspect of the evening into play by approaching the little beskulled golden nightmare that is Volenta Popofsky

And this soon became a multi-night event...

We made some great jokes

and some fucking horrendous ones

but I rescued the most emo of vampire poets from an old woman trying to seduce him and my night got infinitely better.

Meanwhile, Tanner and Councilwoman Kalina were casually sneaking their way through von Holtz’s estate looking for somewhere a rich fuck would likely be keeping a dragon skull... and things took a turn.

(Did I forget to mention he made TWO deals in the Amber Temple? Whoopsie)

Is it really D&D if you haven’t casually done mental war crimes to your DM?

But Tanner managed to gEt RiD oF the guard and lead Kalina into a weird little magic hallway and no way anything bad happens there. Which means it’s a great time to flash back to Alkali and her vampire hunting seduction

The whiplash between the two scenes was insane. When Alkali wasn’t wining and dining she was wining with Mina and talking about their Arabelle having a good night and it was a good time. Neither of them had any idea Tanner was doing goddamn crimes. So a good time.

Alkali was on constant look out for Strahd still because, you know, Ireena was here. And apparently having a great time dancing with von Holtz while her brother danced with my 4th and final target

But we couldn’t do this all in 2 nights of gameplay and the turns kept coming

Because hear me out. The Brides were the first vampires we met outside of Strahd who were not... monsters. They were monstrous, yes, but they were people. Charming, pleasant, a little bit too in love with a toxic husband, people. And if Alkali could be a homewrecker and get them to leave the toxic husband to create a better life for themselves without him and with her — that seems like a good idea, yeah?

Food for thought at least.

Tanner and Kalina got out of the weird nightmare puzzle room after locating the skull (but unable to get it cause its HUGE) and stealing a book from the library there. He was able to rejoin Alkali and Mina in their wine corner and a realization was had:

So off to find Arabelle we went.

Unfortunately, while Alkali and Mina were having that panic again. Tanner went off to go talk with edgelord von Holtz... and just... asked... for... the skull... To which von Holtz had had a counter offer:

Tanner said no. Because if he didn’t. Alkali would be gutting some people. Though he made a wonderful point that did mostly soothe the angry fish

And I presented my own counter offer to von Holtz by offering up my unique services as a death keeper

No luck, but other successes were soon had

Anastrasya was delightful and a little be vicious in a fun way and I’m here for it and ignore the fact I couldn’t properly count to four - it was late I swear

And then some cleaning up was done when Tanner realized we were spending the night here

He sent it to our merfolk prince friend Merrick and surely no way that goes weird, right?

But as everyone was settling in for the night...

then they both stood there like “......... good talk love you bye” but that’s familial love bby and Alkali will love and support Arabelle regardless and also promise to snuff out a fire genasi if he did anything that upset her. Love.

L o v e... ?

See. Alkali has been carrying this compass on her from one of her ship wrecks for ages. She got it off the first sailor she saw drown. Oddly... he was a sea elf. But he was on an Istishian ship, one that had stolen from Umberlee. And he drowned. And while a little bit wine drunk and a little bit sad... Mina told Alkali that the only reason she’d went on the mission for her temple to steal back the stolen relic.. was because her long lost brother had last been seen on that ship. Mina Lumenvroth...

Alkali’s compass has the initials M. L. on it ... is this a guilt she feels perhaps?

But as far as spending the night went, it could of been worse.

Von Holtz wanted to chat with us come morning so all four of us + Rowan assembled in a side room off the main hall to meet with him and he, very obviously, doubled down on trying to convince Arabelle AND Rowan to spend time at the manor with him as collateral for lending us the skull.

We said no, again.

And then we REALLY said no when Alkali caught him in the act of charming Rowan and Arabelle to try and side with him. Arabelle managed to shake it off. Alkali charmed Rowan herself to break von Holtz’s charm - and then charmed von Holtz, threatening him against doing so again. It didn’t take, but he seemed greatly entertained by the attempt and allowed them to leave as the roads had been cleared.

Alkali OF COURSE had to make one last goodbye to the brides and Anastrasya may have gotten a little bold, but Alkali was into it

Fun times, fun times.

Tanner found out the book he stole was a tome that increases INT so the next days following the ball were... quiet? Tanner spent some absurd number of hours reading a book and Alkali scrounged up every bit of oil and incense she could to hallow the ground Ireena and Ismark were moving into in Vallaki. A totally normal thing to be doing and she absolutely flipped off the bats that flew overhead as she spent 24 hours straight ritually cleansing the property so Ireena could feel safe somewhere other than the church.

Strahd was not getting another bride.

And if she had her way would be getting divorced soon enough too.

#dnd #curse of strahd #barovian currents #look #this was game changing #i would die for #the brides of strahd #they are my wives - escher too #hes a bride fight me #i love them to bits and this was one of my favorite dnd encounters ever tbh

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djemsostylist · 2 years

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Fuck it, lemme talk about HOTD.

Okay, so I never actually watched Game of Thrones, for two main reasons. The first is that I actually really liked a Song of Ice and Fire, and between the casting and the choice to age up all the characters, (plus the ugly costuming) I was never like, super excited about it to begin with. I found the writing dull, the acting duller, and as I said, the casting baffling. I think I watched a grand total of maybe 3? episodes before I was out, and never had a desire to watch more. I'm not about watching adaptations of things that utterly change the entire meaning/point of a novel.

When the first pic of HOTD came out I was like "oof." I hadn't read Fire and Blood, but idk. It didn't have "it" for me.

And then the first trailer came out and like, fuck. This was all I wanted. Surcoats and heraldry and coats of arms and helmets with plumes and actual plate mail and jousts and spectacle and gowns and lace and satin and silk and brocade and richness and color and LIFE. This, THIS was what I had thought an adaptation of a story set in Westeros would be. THIS was the beauty I had looked for and lost in an era of grimdark sci-fiesque GOT.

So I was excited. I was thrilled. If it was stupid but pretty that would be enough. Stupid but pretty was good enough for the Witcher (at least season 1, season 2 was just a lil too stupid), and as a person who has been in love with medieval pageantry since I was a child, who grew up devouring King Arthur and tales of knights and kings and lords and tourneys, this was everything I have ever wanted and more. The attention to detail, the cut/line of the clothing, have I mentioned the surcoats???? The tunics????? The COLOR????

And then, to my utter an complete shock, it was good. Like, really actually very good. The writing was tight, consistent and the acting was SUPERB. Like, literally can't look away from the screen, utterly captivated, grinning from ear to ear happy. When that joust happened---istg my soul departed my body I swear. I mean, they had fucking SURCOATS. Like, actual on god surcoats with fucking HERALDRY. Actually heraldic symbols. What is life. And the writing was just so fucking good. Like, tight and focused and character driven and the actors are just stunning in their roles.

Now this show is not perfect. There have been a few moments I have questioned, and episode 5 in particular made several choices I disagree with (I'll prob write up a separate post later). But by and large, it's the best bit of television I've watched in like, literally years. And though the time jump makes me a wee bit nervous, I can say that I can't wait for all that is too come. This show is amazing, come scream about it with me pls.

#hotd #god you don't understand #how 8 year me #is being FED right now #like fed so good #so fucking GOOD #the costumes alone #i would die for #dagged sleeves!#godets on tunics!#rich jewelry #embroidery!#laced on sleeves!#actual honestly to god helmet plumes!#plate mail #anyway i have died and gone to heaven pls and thank you

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ratt-teeth · 4 months

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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

#my perfect yucky boy i would die for him #dog #ratt teeth says shit #ratt dog

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catmask · 9 months

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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would #acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie #die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS #that was AFTER years of g #‘google images girls kissing’#scratchpost #txt

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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mqfx · 4 months

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#hewwo #polls #i personally would probably be on a 2-4 if we count ''1900s during the invention of wireless communication + a murder trial'' as a story #if not then. i die (the last manhwa i read was a red flag number)#note: FANFIC COUNTS

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sillyahhchana · 6 months

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Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

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whoevenknowsdude · 3 months

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Percy: This seems dangerous.

Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—

Percy: I meant for the people

Grover: Oh.

Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it

#homeboy is 24 and carting around the old married couple that is 12 year old percabeth #I love it when he gets badass #humans suck save the animals #I would die for him actually #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #grover underwood #Percy Jackson and the olympians

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elllteo · 1 year

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What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?

#Puss in boots #puss in boots death #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots wolf #puss in boots fanart #death I would die for you...I wouldnt have a choice but id do it willingly #my art #fanart #furry art

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astriiformes · 1 year

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My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren't powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed "Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!"

#i've accepted that while i would die quickly in a horror movie chelle would probably manage to be the final girl

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authenticyuri · 7 months

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I haven't seen these Ryoko Kui sketches shared anywhere so

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ryoko kui #marcille donato #izutsumi #laios thorden #falin thorden #im not tagging everyone else lmao #i would die for them btw #im pretty sure i havent seen the marcille in different dresses one being posted here at least

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socra--tease · 4 months

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The way Percy is going to go from “I chose her because I couldn’t imagine we’d ever be friends” to “the world was crumbling around me and the only thing that mattered was that she was alive” and choosing to fall into Tartarus for her, from “I don’t know what to think or who to trust” to trusting Annabeth to know where his Achilles spot is… oh I am FERAL rn

#pjo tv show #pjo tv show spoilers #percabeth #I am not okay #also I would die for Leah sava Jeffries NO QUESTIONS ASKED #it would be an honor #leah sava jeffries #walker scobell #percy jackson #annabeth chase

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harvocel · 4 months

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91 hearts

#secret life #secret life smp #mcyt #grian #scott smajor #impulsesv #geminitay #YES i counted.#most would run and die but this man just starts critting

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the-astro-ambassadors · 1 year

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discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

update: here is the boy!

#i lost my mind i would die for this dog #THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD #a #nd im sleep deprived #sock (socrates)#update! there’s dozens more silly names and photos of the good boy in the notes

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