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midnightfire830 · 7 months

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Because I haven’t done anything cyberpunk I’m a while, also bc I’m stalling for a drawing. Here’s the questers favorite types of junk food in cyberpunk (and IG any of my modern AUs)

Cuphead obviously likes anything sweet, especially lollipops. He doesn’t really care what flavor but he likes those mystery kinds that randomly pick for him; grape, and strawberry. But he also defaults to eating ravioli cups or cans if he needs a quick meal, or a snack. Or for comfort. Or if he’s just feeling it.

Mugman likes snacking on pokeys. His favorite flavor is regular chocolate and blueberry. Cuphead teases him about that relentlessly. “He likes blueberries so much it turned his nose blue” (A note from my friend @ireallylovepuppies101 ). Also, he really likes sour gummy candies. Like sour patch kids and sour fizzy skulls (I work at a Swedish candy store that last one might not make as much sense to my american friends).

Bendy has a bad habit of forgetting to eat when he’s stuck with a project (as does Holly) so he likes hot pockets. He doesn’t really have a favorite flavor, whatever he can grab at the corner store. He’ll usually eat these as a last minute meal if he forgets to eat dinner. It drives Cuphead INSANE. He also likes any kind of bacon flavored chips or pretzels.

Boris is the one in the workshop that actually remembers to eat. He often has to remind Bendy and Holly to actually eat if Cuphead isn’t there to remind him. Boris is kind of a sucker for Mac ‘n cheese cups or just regular Mac n’ cheese in the boxes. He likes to cut up hot dogs or little bits of ham and mix them in his Mac ‘n cheese for a little extra protein. He also makes sure if that is going to be his meal that he also eat some fruits or veggies with it.

Felix doesnt really eat junk food but he occasionally likes a good vanilla milkshake. He also enjoys chocolate biscuits and cookies. I tried looking up british chocolate cookie brands but I’m obviously not british so idk what’s good. But there was a thing called McVities Chocolate Digestives. I imagine he’d like the lemon drizzle flavor. He also likes Girl Scout cookies. If there’s someone selling them he’s buying their whole stock of cookies. He especially likes Samoa, Thin mints, and Lemonades. He doesn’t eat those a whole lot, they’re kind of special occasion things or comfort food. Whenever he’s feeling nostalgic.

Holly likes lollipops of course, preferring cherry and blue raspberry flavors. But really any flavor will do. But she also likes ramen! If you go into her section of the workshop where she codes you’ll see a lot of cup ‘o noodles cups everywhere. If she decides to cook ramen she likes to cook it with some egg and chopped up onions, carrots, celery, and potatoes to make it a bit more hearty and filling.

Alice doesn’t eat junk food that much. She does like marshmallows, especially s’mores or any kind of chocolate covered marshmallow. But she also likes donuts. >:) (for the people who read inky mystery you know that Holly scared Alice into thinking that eating donuts makes you a bad person.) So she only likes specific kinds of donuts. She loves apple fritters, long john donuts, and crullers because they don’t look like your average donuts. So she doesn’t realize those are actually donuts. She thinks they’re just regular weirdly shaped pastries. No one has the guts to tell her they’re actually donuts.

If you wanna hear other characters let me know!!!!

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thescarletwitchsapprentice · 2 years

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Imagine: You’re getting bullied at school and your mom’s not happy about that, to say the least. (Yandere!Mom!Wanda Maximoff x Child!Reader)

*Not my GIF.

(CW: Bullying, torture, sorta xenophobia, catatonia mentions)

Author’s Note: So it seems that the Yandere Mom Wanda fic’s getting popular, but since that potentially contains MoM spoilers, I’ve decided to make something that’s spoiler-free.

It’s lunchtime at your school.

You open your lunchbox to find the lunch your mom packed; a sandwich cut into the shape of a heart, grapes, carrot sticks, and two walnut cookies, a recipe your mom had gotten from a friend who used to live in Sokovia. On top of that is your mom’s daily note;

“Sweet (y/n)

Make the most of today and do your best.

I love you to the ends of the earth and back.

❤️ Mommy”

You smile; the notes are always your favorite part of her lunches. You unpack your lunch and start to eat. About ten minutes later....

“Hey, everyone! It’s Count/Countess Dorkula!”

You wince as you hear the voice of Kylie Harkness, your bully. She and her crew strut up to you and surround you from behind.

“Ooh, what’s this?” Kylie asks, snatching up your mom’s note.

“Hey! Give that back!” you exclaim.

Two of her friends pin your hands back as she reads it.

“Aww, how cute,” she spits. “You’re still mommy’s little baby. Did she also pack a binkie with your lunch?”

Her friends laugh at you as another takes your cookies.

“What the heck are these? They look weird.”

She takes one out and takes a bite before spitting them out.

“Eww! It’s probably some garbage from wherever you came from.”

“Hey! That’s not nice!” you snap, the Sokovian accent you’ve heard your mom use lacing your voice. “At least my mom cares enough to make me lunch.”

“That’s because I’m a big kid and pack my own lunch, while you can’t even go the whole day without crying. You’re a pathetic freak and you always will be, just like your mom.”

They laugh at you and your anger surges. Your head tilts as if on impulse and you feel your hands glow.

“You take that back, you heartless hag!” you snap at her in Sokovian.

You kick the girls holding you back in the legs and you slam a hex bolt to Kylie’s face. She goes flying into the wall, and you’re stunned at what you did.

“You can make fun of me all you like,” you tell her in English. “But I will not have you talking about my mom like tha--!”

You’re interrupted by one of the girls pushing you to the ground. Next thing you know, you feel a sticky sensation on you as she pours her lunch on you as does the other girl before they dump your own lunch on you. They cackle as the lunch bell rings.

“Like I said.” Kylie limps over to you as she rips up the note, and your heart, right in front of you. “Pathetic freak.”

They turn and walk away, leaving you on the cafeteria floor.

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You hide in the school bathroom for the rest of the day, sniffling. They’ve been doing this every single day and you’ve never told your mom; she never seemed to figure out because the bullying hadn’t been physical until today and you just kept quiet about it. But this is the first time they insulted both your mom and the country she came from.

You go home on the bus, and walk from your stop to find your mom waiting for you. She gasps when she sees you.

“Sweetie! What happened? Are you okay?”

Your lips quiver and you start crying.

“Oh, honey.” She hugs you in spite of the mess, which you couldn’t fully get rid of.

“These girls have been bullying me at school...” you start.

You tell her everything that’s been happening. All the while, Wanda is steaming with anger, not at you, but at the girls who’ve been bullying you. How dare they treat her little angel like that! Who do they think they are?! This won’t do....this just won’t do....

You finish telling her.

“I’m scared to go back to school, mom. I don’t wanna have to face them. Can I stay here with you instead please?”

As tempted as she is to let you, she knows she can’t do that forever.

“Not forever, but how about you stay home tomorrow to take a mental health day? I’ll have a talk with the teachers.”

You nod and go wash yourself off. The whole time, Wanda is plotting. They dare to mess with you? No....that’s not gonna slide. She’s proud of you for standing up for yourself, but they still managed to take you down and abuse you....

And now, her mind is working at top speed....

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That night after Wanda tucks you into bed and snuggles with you, and after you’ve fallen fast asleep, she sneaks out of bed to go take out the trash.

She manages to find each of the girls’ houses and sneak inside. First she deals with the parents, putting them in deep fear projections to the point of permanent catatonia. Then it’s onto the girls, placing them in the same states. The intensity is enough to make them lose all trace of who they were. But in her mind, they deserve it for messing with her sweet little angel. After that she covers up any trace of her ever being there before continuing until all of them have been....taken care of.

The next day, you spend your time with your mom, baking, watching sitcoms together, doing crafts, whatever your precious little heart desires. You fall asleep happily that night and this time, Wanda’s managed to locate the school staff. She sneaks in and erases their memories of the girls and their parents to further cover her tracks.

The following day, your mom packs a teddy bear for you in case the bullying gets worse and tells you that if it ever happens again, she’ll make sure the staff listen. When you get to school, you discover that Kylie and her friends aren’t there. You keep looking each day, but are surprised to find they’re not there anymore. When you talk to the teacher, she tells you no students by the names of your bullies go there or have ever gone there. You’re not sure what happened, but you’re not getting bullied, so you don’t complain. You wonder if some sort of mysterious force is watching over you now.

Well, there is, except it’s only mysterious to you. You can thank your mother for taking care of those bullies. She’s always happy to make sure you’re safe, going to great lengths to assure it, even if it means she needs to mess with a few minds.

Because no one messes with her little angel.

Ever.

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