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#i think the sauce i could be most easily bribed with is mole but i would also easily go for a good peanut sauce too
spookymodernjazz · 5 months
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Your tags continue to be the absolute best, and I really do think it's that the food has an aroma more than anything else. Like oh you don't like spices??? the garlic sauce on that microwaved shrimp is making you uncomfy??? tell me you're a vampire without saying you're a vampire HMMMMM (Am also white, also heard tons of jokes by other white people about food from other cultures growing up, and can be bribed into all sorts of things for the price of one (1) bowl of butter chicken. I would drink the sauce by itself if that was a provided menu option.)
Like why is it socially acceptable to be ballsack deep in axe body spray or stink like strawberry bukkake from your tasty vape rig, but when i go to work and smell like garlic and ginger cuz i was prepping dinner before i left, it's a problem??? Literally do you not want to live deliciously???????
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