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beatrice1979a · 26 days
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ladyadalicialove · 5 years
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Akumanettes ~ Part 1
So I’ve decided as a reward for finishing my exams to indulge in Akumatied Marinettes!! I love seeing people’s takes on what her form would be and so I decided to do a small series on some of those interpretations. 
This first part will be my own versions, one of which I’ve shown before. The next few parts will be a mix of my own and fanart of other akumanettes. 
These posts will show a song that I think fits with the akuma, the actual design with a quote, small explanation of the design/outfit, the story behind akumatisation and powers.
so go ahead read these first two and tell me what you think!!
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.: Marionette :.
Song: The Puppet Song - SailorUrLove
The design/outfit is inspired by the puppet from the FNAF series. Personally I love the fact that many puppets have no expression or just a single expression. They are also symbolic of manipulation/control. Because of this I think that its a perfect base for an akumatised Marinette. 
I wanted to have a look that departed from everything that is her. Mainly the lack of colour with the obvious duo-chromatic palette. 
The long white hair is very ghostly, and so is the floating black coat. Along with her single expression, it makes her appear vacant. Which is what I want, because of my head canon that follows the story.
Story:
This is set in their last year of High-school, both of our favourite super heroes have been doing it for 4 years. Marinette has especially become good at stopping akumas reaching victims. She has thwarted Hawkmoth’s akumas from reaching their victims several times, enough that it has caused a severe decrease in his super villains. Since she actively seeks his victims and talks to them about their problems, thus preventing akumas it angers him. 
Hawkmoth has been waiting for the opportunity to akumatise Marinette for some time. He wants this girl to suffer, he wants his revenge against her. And he finally gets his chance when she graduates. 
The akumatised object is the red button on her coat. The button was Adrien’s. he gave it to her during their graduation. Why? Well Kagami told Adrien about how during graduation in Japan, certain buttons of a guys shirt mean things. She told him that the first button represents oneself, the second represents one’s most beloved person, the third one’s best friends and so on. She told him this in hopes that he give his second button to her, the one meant for a love confession.
Adrien however mixes the meanings of the buttons up and decides to give the second button to Marinette thinking it’s him telling her about them being best friends forever. 
He gives her his second button, the one meant for a love confession and he tells her all about how he wants to stay in touch after graduations. Marinette aware of the Japanese button tradition, thinks he confessing to her and she proceeds to confess her feelings. Marinette wants no regrets after graduation!!
Adrien however, realises his mistake and corrects himself, and rejects her.  Marinette of course says it okay and that she obviously got too excited. Adrien naively understands, but before he can get the button back she runs.
She takes her earrings off and instructs Tikki to go to Master Fu, believing she won’t have the will to fight Hawkmoth. Tikki tries to convince her otherwise but a purple butterfly entering the button interrupts them. Hawkmoth uses to opportunity to attempt to akumatise her, convincing her that Adrien manipulated her into her confession. He tells her she can control everyone she wants and never has to be manipulated by those she trust again (the irony lol). Thus Marionette is born.
Throughout the akumatisation, Marinette remains inside herself, aware of what is happening. Watching her akuma form create a web of white strings over Paris. Hawkmoth wants her to suffer from the damage and pain she will inflict onto Paris, since she has caused his mission to be extended and he is a bit salty.
I will leave the story there. 
Powers:
Marionette can control millions of the strings from her web that is strung across  Paris. Like a spider she can feel where her victims are and can snatch them. She cocoons them in her strings and they transform into horrifying little puppets that follow her command aka they just transform others into puppets. The puppet army is coming~
Marionette however remains in a giant ball of strings at the top of the Eiffel tower. Just imagine a giant white yarn ball on the tower. She sits there, limp and lifeless in the ball fighting Hawkmoth in her mind. 
The strings she makes are uncuttable but can be destroyed by Chat Noir’s Cataclysm. But he would have to Cataclysm a lot of her strings to untangle Paris, and I don’t Plagg is up for that. 
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.: Ring Mistress :.
Song: Scooby doo! Big top - When the Circus Comes to Town 
So I have actually discussed this akumatised form in another post. But there was still loads of stuff I didn’t finalise til now. 
Her design is meant to be reminiscent of Circus Ring Leaders, with the red coat, top hat and cane. Her eyes are green because they look great in green and it implies her powers aka ability to change. They were purple before but I change it :p
I wanted her to look mature but not too sexy, hence why I changed her from the original concept. I had to scrap the whip it was too much lol. But the more simple design is more appropriate for her and she certainly looks evil now.
Story:
Another day, another lie from Lila. Marinette’s reputation had been crumbling since Lila had stepped into their classroom claiming she had Tinnitus in her left ear. Or was it the right ear? 
The final straw was not Lila cornering her in the bathroom for the third time that week. But Lila had told all her classmates that she had found a diary written by Marinette, it apparently detailed all the things she hated about her classmates.
Lila had ever so graciously read it out to her class, and they were furious. Alya wanted revenge and since Marinette had left to go to the bathroom. Alya grabbed Marinette’s school bag and proceeded to shred its contents with the help of the class. They laughed as they ripped apart her sketchbook and assignments. They cackled when they destroy her stuff.  
Marinette came back to see it unfold before her. Her heart sunk as she stood frozen in the doorway, fat streams of tears had come. Her sniffle caused the class to look at her. Alya thought when Marinette discovered their doings she would have yelled out them, pull a Chloe or something. Not a confused, scared and hurt pig-tailed girl. 
Marinette ran to the bathrooms. Passing Adrien who had finally arrived from a photoshoot. (sunshine boy has no clue)
Bursting through the doors, she crashed into the tiled wall. Marinette choked a sob.
Within a few minutes Tikki had taken the earrings, she couldn’t calm Marinette down.
- intermission~ I have written a good chunk of a fanficition based on this so I won’t give the whole story away I guess -
The akumatised object is a photo of her friends, it’s placed in her hat alongside a random card. Being a hero meant she knew how to prepare against Chat. By having a decoys such as fake earrings and the car, she has possibly increased her akuma longetivity especially if Chat grabs the wrong one to cataclysm. 
sis aint playing games
Powers
Ring Mistress of course has increased speed and agility, and that cane can do some damage. However her main ability is to turn people into circus performers based on that person’s sin. She transforms the whole class excluding Adrien (he gotta be a leather boi) into circus acts. So far this is list I’ve created based on the class:
Nino + Alya - Knife Throwing = How can these two trust each other not to hurt each other when they hurt Marinete? Ring Mistress would love to know.
Lila - Corntortionist = Lying means to twist words, might as well bend along with them, eh Lila? 
Sabrina + Chloe - Lion Tamer = Abusive and an exploitative relationship. I kinda want Chloe to be the Lion? I drew it up and its funny as. Uno reverse card biotch!
Kim - Strong Man = My dude is pretty vain when it comes to his athleticism, so gotta make him a strong man!! I imagine he is the only one having a good time during this akuma attack. 
Alix - Human Comet = A risk-taker or over confident? This cocky daredevil will give you an explosive time at this circus!
Rose + Juleka - Trapeze Act = This absolutely cute duo is terrified of losing each other! Ring Mistress hopes they don’t slip, after all there isn't a net to catch them~
Max - Juggler = So many projects, so little time! How does a human calculator calculate that? Juggle those robots Max! 
Nathaniel, Mylene and Ivan, are the ones I don’t know about. Maybe background clowns?? I need help to decide what is best for them.
Ring Mistress is desperately looking for Adrien to turn him into a clown though. After all only a clown would rather maintain complacency than help a friend in need. 
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That’s it for this akumanette post! I would love to hear your thoughts on these head canons of mine!! I hope to write stories on them and add some illustrations of the puppets and the class as a circus over the next couple of days. 
Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading it!
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Next part might be La Justice fanart >o<
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chelseaapproved · 6 years
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I’ll Sing a Song Beside You- 11
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Chapter Eleven
Adrien wakes to the sound of birds singing and the sun gently filtering in through his windows. He rolls over to check his clock and finds that he beat his alarm by five minutes. Most mornings he would close his eyes and wait until the blaring forces him into action. Today isn’t most mornings, though, so he disables the alarm and hops out of bed.
Plagg’s still sleeping, if the snoring coming from his couch is any indication, so Adrien quietly slips into the bathroom to get started on his day.
A singer Adrien is not, but that doesn’t stop him from singing at the top of his lungs while he washes his hair in the shower. He usually doesn’t sing so loudly--and certainly doesn’t sing the types of songs he’s currently belting--but today he doesn’t care who hears him.
“Oh, you’re alive,” Plagg asks the moment Adrien re-enters his room.
“Yes?”
“I thought you were dying, with all the strange noises you were making. You woke me up for no reason, then.”
“Sorry for the inconvenience,” Adrien says with no heat. “How about some Camembert to make up for it?”
Plagg perks up immediately and flies over to Adrien with a huge smile on his face. “Mmmm Camembert. Yes, please!”
“Alright, when I’m done with breakfast I’ll sneak you some extra cheese.”
“I wish you got together with Ladybug years ago if this is your attitude,” Plagg says.
Adrien can’t fight the dopey grin that crosses his face. “Me too.”
His good mood lasts all morning. Not even Nathalie and her strict schedule can bring him down.
“Are you alright,” she asks once she finishes the day’s agenda. Concern flits across her face for a second before she schools it back to her normal emotionless state.
“I’m great, thanks for asking,” Adrien answers, taking another big biteful of his cereal. “How are you doing?”
“I’m...good.” She pauses, as though debating whether she wants to say what’s on her mind or not. “Are you high?”
Adrien sighs. “High on life. High on love.”
Nathalie lifts one perfectly sculpted brow. “Is there anything you’d like to share, Adrien?”
“Nope,” he says, finishing off the last of his cereal. “Anyway, I have to go--got a long day ahead of me. See you later!” Adrien rushes off to the kitchen to swipe some Camembert for Plagg before heading up to his room.
“Time to go, Plagg.” Adrien sprays a few more pumps of cologne to make sure he’s properly covered the cheesy scent and grabs his backpack. He almost makes it to the door without checking but he caves and winds up looking at himself in the mirror. Again. He looks exactly as he did the last time he checked but he needed to make sure.
Content with his smell and his appearance, Adrien lets Plagg fly into his outer shirt pocket and they travel to school together.
It’s not until Adrien gets to class and makes eye contact with a flustered Marinette that Adrien remembers a very important fact that he’s been all but ignoring. Marinette rejected Adrien yesterday. His face heats up and he sheepishly makes his way to desk, figuring it’d be even more embarrassing if he fled the room altogether.
He should probably talk to her. That was his original plan last night until he visited her and everything changed. The problem is, he has no idea what to say. Adrien isn’t supposed to know that she has a giant crush on him. He definitely isn’t supposed to know that she’s dating Chat Noir. And she doesn’t know that he is actually Chat Noir and she fell in love with him twice and they’re dating and in love and…
He really doesn’t know what he should say.
“A-Adrien?” comes a timid voice from behind him.
Well.
Bracing himself, Adrien turns to her. The blue of her blouse brings out her eyes. “Good morning, Marinette.”
“Would we be able to talk later? Alone?”
“Sure,” he says, grateful that he’ll at least have a little time to think of how he should be acting around her. “Lunch?”
“Yeah. A friendly lunch. Between two friends.”
Adrien needs to bite back a smile. He isn’t supposed to be as happy as he is. “Don’t worry, Marinette. I know it’s not a date.”
Her (very, very blue) eyes widen. “I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it like that! I mean, I did but I don’t--”
“Marinette,” he says, reaching out a hand before he even knows what he’s doing. Her hands are so soft. It’s not something he gets to properly appreciate as Chat Noir. “It’s okay. I understand.”
She frowns and looks down. “This is why I want to talk to you.”
“I know. We’ll talk during lunch.”
He smiles at her and from the way she blushes and pulls her hand out from under his, Adrien has a feeling he isn’t able to keep the softness out of it.
--
Marinette brings him to her house and they wait until they’re alone in the kitchen before looking at each other.
“I’m sorry,” he says first. Because even though he knows she likes him, it still wasn’t okay to kiss her without permission.
“No! I’m sorry. Really sorry. You didn’t do anything wrong.”
“I should have asked you before just kissing you. You know what they say when you assume…”
“I have a boyfriend,” she blurts out.
Hearing the girl you like tell you she has a boyfriend shouldn’t put a smile on your face but Adrien can’t help himself. She’s talking about him.
“Oh,” he says.
“It’s new and we’re not really telling anyone right now but I just wanted you to know it’s nothing personal. If it weren’t for him… That’s probably not very comforting, is it? Oh my god, I’m sorry.”
If it weren’t him, if her boyfriend were some other random unknown person, Adrien would probably be on the brink of tears right now. As it were, he is once again in the uncomfortable position of desperately wanting to smile.
“It’s okay, really. You don’t have to apologize for anything.”
“I want to make sure we’re okay and we can still be friends.”
“Yes! I definitely want to be friends,” Adrien says.
“Really? You don’t hate me?”
“How could I ever hate you?”
“I--I rejected you,” Marinette says.
Adrien shrugs. “I just want to be able to spend time with you. I’ll take you however I can.”
“You’re being very… kind about this,” she says with a frown. “I don’t think I’d be able to handle this so calmly if the situation were reversed.”
He could just tell her right now. She wouldn’t have to feel guilty. There would be no need for any lingering awkwardness. He’d be able to kiss her whenever he pleases and the entire world would know Marinette Dupain-Cheng is off-limits.
But apparently her kwami’s just as stubborn as she is so he keeps his mouth shut.
“You don’t give yourself enough credit,” he settles on saying. “Being your friend is more than enough.”
“Thank you,” she says, blushing. They spend the next few minutes eating in silence. He has no idea what she must be thinking but on his part, he still doesn’t know how to interact with her like this. If she just knew, she wouldn’t expect him to keep it quiet. Then again, if she knew they wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place.
Frustrated, Adrien grabs another pastry and tears into it.
“So… tell me about your boyfriend,” he says, finally breaking the silence. He feels Plagg moving in his pocket, knows the kwami is mocking him, but can anyone really blame him? Adrien’s been handed a golden opportunity and he is just enough a piece of shit to take it.
Marinette looks up at him like a deer in headlights. “Y-you want to know about my boyfriend? Are you sure?”
“Yeah. We said we’ll stay friends, right? That’s what friends talk about.”
She tilts her head in confusion, no doubt trying in vain to figure out what is running through his mind. “He’s my best friend,” is all she says and it hits him so hard he has to look away.
“I thought Alya was your best friend.”
“She is! But he is too and he’s just so… so him.”
Adrien blinks. He has no idea what to make of that but she sounds fond so he hopes it’s a good thing.
Marinette lets out a huff of breath before continuing. “He’s stubborn and rash and overprotective. He has the worst sense of humor in any person I’ve ever met. He’s always there bothering me and pestering me but when he isn’t around I miss him like the idiot that I am. He always makes really dumb, reckless decisions and gives me a heart attack at least once a week because of them.
“He’s incredibly sweet and thoughtful. He’s brave and charming and brilliant. My life is better because of him and my day is brighter when he’s there. He also knows how to pull off a leather suit better than anyone else.”
It looks like Marinette could keep going but Adrien can’t take it anymore. He excuses himself and rushes off to the bathroom.
As soon as he locks the door, Plagg flies out of his pocket, cackling at him.
“Shut up,” Adrien says, splashing water on his burning face. He knew Marinette loved him--she told him last night as much--but to hear her talk so adoringly about him… It’s too much.
“You okay, loverboy?”
“She really loves me,” he says, voice weak and faint. Adrien puts down the lid so he can sit on the toilet to breathe for a minute. He needs to get a grip so he doesn’t do something stupid, like kiss her again.
“Yep. And you’re lying to her everyday.”
“Plagg,” he hisses. “I’m not lying to her on purpose! She doesn’t want to know who I am. You even told me I shouldn’t tell her!”
“Sure, keep telling yourself that.”
Adrien glares at him. He’s not lying to his girlfriend, he’s just willfully omitting important information at her own request. When Marinette eventually finds out his identity they’ll be able to laugh at all this.
He hopes.
--
Chat isn’t exactly sure what he expected when Ladybug called to tell him she was hosting a team meeting on the Eiffel Tower, but it definitely wasn’t making out with his new girlfriend while they waited for the others. He’s pretty sure that’s not what Ladybug intended either, but here they are.
“M-M’Lady,” he says, breaking away from her warm embrace. “They can be here any second.”
“I asked you to come early so we could talk,” she says before pulling him back to her.
He’s weak to resist her, and it’s hard to say no when all he ever wants is to kiss her so he indulges himself for a bit before finding the willpower to pull away once again.
“This isn’t really talking.”
“Well, no, you’re right. I got carried away.” Ladybug removes herself from his personal bubble and the whole world feels a little colder. She primly folds her hands and places them in her lap. “I was thinking and--”
“Now you’re too far away,” Chat whines, leaning over to pull her closer.
“Chat! I can’t control myself when you’re this close,” she says, bopping him on the nose before moving away again.
“I can’t control myself when you say things like that,” he groans.
She giggles, like the adorable being that she is, before taking a deep breath and composing herself. “Okay. We can do this,” she says, more to herself than to him.
“Speak for yourself.”
“I was thinking,” she says, ignoring him, “and I think we should tell Rena and Bee.”
“Why?”
“Saving Paris comes first. It’s our responsibility to keep our teammates informed when we do something that will affect our performance.”
“You think dating will make us fight worse?”
“No. I mean, it’s possible, but no. I’m just concerned, if something happens, I know I’ll make stupid decisions where you’re concerned and it’s… it’s just safer if they know.”
Chat watches in amusement as Ladybug gets flustered over nothing.
“I’ll feel less guilty if they know.”
“Why do you feel guilty?”
“I don’t know! I just do! Please, Chat?” Ladybug leans into him, fluttering her eyelashes at him. “For me?”
“How can I resist,” he says flatly. She grins at him and pecks him quickly.
“You’re the best.”
“So, how much longer until they’re supposed to come?”
“Maybe ten minutes, why?”
Chat grins. If they’re going to find out anyway, he can think of something he’d much rather be doing while they wait.
Which is how Rena Rouge and Queen Bee find them.
“Ugh, no one wants to see that,” Bee says, placing herself next to Chat. Ladybug hides herself in Chat’s shoulder and he can feel her embarrassment radiating from her.
“I knew they were together,” Rena squeals. “You owe me 10 euros!”
“Wait, what,” Ladybug says, peeking out from hiding spot.
“We had a bet going on whether your two were dating,” Rena explains, sitting next to Bee and swinging an arm around her shoulder. “I knew you were but she thought you weren’t, for some reason.”
“Chat was whining about his supposed unrequited love a few weeks ago! This is definitely a new development.” Bee glares at Chat and Ladybug, as though it’s their fault she lost the bet. It kind of is, but they shouldn’t have been gambling on his love life in the first place.
“I called you guys here to tell you about us,” Ladybug says. “We just got together last night.”
“Last night? What took you so long,” Rena asks.
“Blame her,” Chat says, pointing a thumb at his pretty, blushing girlfriend. “I would have dated her years ago if she let me but no she had to like another guy this whole time.”
“Oh my gosh, Chat, don’t bring him up,” Ladybug says.
“Am I wrong?”
“No but leave him out of this.” Ladybug straightens. “It’s true that I...took a while to catch on but that’s irrelevant. What matters is that Chat Noir and I are dating and I wanted you two to know.”
“What about Marinette,” Rena asks. Chat and Ladybug both freeze.
“What about her,” he asks slowly.
“I hope you haven’t been leading her on.”
“Marinette Dupain-Cheng?” Queen Bee demands. “What in the world does she have to do with Ladynoir finally getting together?”
Chat is so preoccupied with that ‘Ladynoir’ comment that he almost misses Rena’s outburst. “He calls her Princess and visits her at night!”
There’s a tense silence between the four heroes. Ladybug is probably, much like himself, panicking and trying to come up with something to say.
“How do you know he visits her,” Ladybug asks.
“I...I saw him. Once.”
Chat glances at Ladybug but he knows there’s only so much she can do as Ladybug and not Marinette. “I like their cookies,” he shrugs.
“I’ve visited her for the cookies before too,” Ladybug lies. “Her parents are very good bakers.”
“And you’re okay with your boyfriend flirting with another girl?”
“Marinette knows how I feel about Ladybug,” Chat says quickly. “She knows how helplessly in love I am and that I am completely devoted to My Lady. There is no leading anyone on happening.”
“Marinette Dupain-Cheng,” Queen Bee repeats in disbelief. They collectively ignore her.
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disneydreamlights · 6 years
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the thing may not be applicable to your own ocs but iF YOU THINK I'M NOT STILL SNEAKING SOME FORM OF OC TRASH SO I CAN HEAR WHAT KINDA STUPID HEADCANONS YOU HAVE, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG. namely ian and tip because sc trash babe. also aqua, kairi, chrom, and adrien agreste
FUCKING HELL ZOE. XD
I’ll throw the SC trash under read more but the rest nah.
Aqua:
Realistic: Aqua is, ironically enough, the member of the Wayfinder Trio most susceptible to her darkness. Her darkness is lower than Terra’s, sure, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t super susceptible to it being messed with and the issues that that can bring. The reason we don’t see that in BBS is just because nobody’s interested in messing with her darkness because like Xehanort wants Terra’s ass, and Vanitas needs Ven, so that leaves nobody to really try to fuck her up. It’s also why in the Realm of Darkness she seems to constantly give up hope so easily.
Hilarious: She wears heelies around in the heels of her Keyblade armor, the worst part about falling into the Realm of Darkness is she can no longer roller skate anywhere.
Heartbreaking: Aqua falls into darkness not only because of her susceptibility, but because Xemnas/Xehanort presents himself as Terra, and so rather than see her enemy, she sees her best friend and after fighting so long she’s just finally happy to see him again, and so when he offers for her to join him, she does no matter what the cost.
Unrealistic: Aqua’s main possession from her home world that she brought with her to the Land of Departure is her teddy bear. She’s brought this teddy bear with her everywhere, including the entirety of Birth By Sleep. This teddy bear didn’t make the trip to the Realm of Darkness and returned with Terra. (Xemnas takes very good of the bear, alongside Aqua’s armor.)
Kairi:
Realistic: Kairi actually has very vivid memories of her time in Radiant Garden. The reason why she lies to Sora and Riku about remembering her homeworld is one of them, because her most vivid memory is one of Xehanort mentioning how all this happened because he wanted to leave him homeworld so desperately. She hoped if she never brought up how nice her homeworld was before Xehanort and all the Heartless, nobody she befriended here would ever turn out like him.
Hilarious: Kairi started Riku on a swear jar. She uses the money that Riku puts in for cursing on ice cream for herself and Namine.
Heartbreaking: When Kairi hugged Sora Heartless in KH1, she obviously didn’t expect him to come back despite the fact that he did. Had he not revived, Kairi would’ve done everything in her power to bring him back, and would’ve likely acted similar to Axel in KH2 (just with some roles reversed and changed out) all in the vain hope that she could do something to see Sora again since Riku and the islands would’ve been gone.
Unrealistic: Kairi very much kicked Sora’s and Riku’s asses together the first time they played with swords when they were kids and because she was that much better than everybody else they were just like “Kairi it’s no fun to fight you we always lose.” “Fine then I just won’t fight but when I do I’ll still be queen of the island.” (The reason why she fought well is she had to in Xehanort’s tests.)
Chrom:
Realistic: Chrom is the biggest fucking clutz like he cannot, for the life of him, be coordinated. Even in sword fighting, while he’s good at it, it doesn’t stop him from sometimes looking like a lumbering oaf.
HIlarious: Honestly the above is good for this too but also did you know that Chrom has almost stabbed Robin more times than he can count simply because he tripped, fell and oops oh shit there was a sword.
Heartbreaking: When Robin disappeared Chrom actually didn’t get any sleep those first few nights of the search. He was so worried for his significant other/best friend that he would leave the castle in the middle of the night just desperate to see some time that they were okay. The only reason he started to actually catch sleep again is Lissa basically tied him to the bed because she was so worried that he’d kill himself from lack of sleep, because yeah they all missed Robin, but that wasn’t a reason to act like that either.
Unrealistic: There was a solid three month period where everybody in the Shepherds decided to make an inside joke that they were going to have a marriage from Chrom and his sword. Chrom was very surprised one day when he walked in on Lissa dressing Falchion up in a wedding gown and Libra actually stood there ready to officiate the wedding between him and his sword. Robin was embarrassed the entire time because when Chrom confessed he used the “Wind at my back and sword by my side” line and in fact when Chrom first said he loved his sword it was meant for her and was referring entirely to her but because they weren’t public about being in love everybody 100% took it to mean Falchion.
I know the last one isn’t technically Chrom but shut up and let me share my “Shepherds are dumbasses” headcanon.
Adrien:
Realistic: When Adrien first learns that Marinette is Ladybug he does a really bad job of not revealing that he knows because all he does is act like Chat Noir and make cat puns when around her in hopes that his Ladybug would figure it out. She still does not figure it out even after that.
Hilarious: Marinette actually figures out who Chat Noir is because of Adrien not even making a cat pun. After months of Adrien making cat puns what in fact actually happens is Adrien makes a pun about modeling or something like that and somehow the pun instantly makes her think of Chat and she realizes what’s happening. Adrien then spends weeks angry over the fact that she is, in fact, that oblivious but understood it all from an accidental pun.
Heartbreaking: Adrien is desperate enough to have some kind of bond with his dad that if Gabriel Agreste revealed to him that he was Hawk Moth, Adrien would choose to betray Ladybug and have Chat Noir join Gabriel while attempting to figure out a peaceful situation so that way the two most important people in his life would no longer fight.
Unrealistic: The only reason Chat Noir uses cat puns is because he knows they annoy Ladybug. Like they weren’t a piece of his secret identity he expected to stick but they did. (It’s also why he would dismiss Marinette as Ladybug. She laughs at his puns because she’s that in love with Adrien, but Ladybug would groan.)
I just hope you know that if my Ian headcanons suck I blame you. XP
Ian:
Realistic: Ian got so fed up with the Christmas carols in the stores that he heard all Christmas season that he decided to write his own Christmas carols. These carols were actually better than actual Christmas carols and somebody heard them and made their own version and then that Christmas carol became the next annoyingly popular song and Ian was bitter forever at the fact that his only song that became big was that.
Humorous: Ian has a gigantic collection of coffee mugs because he’s just that addicted to coffee. He has so many of these mugs that he was placed on a mug ban but he’s still so bad about not buying mugs anyways.
Heartbreaking: While Ian did occasionally travel back to the Spiral he made only one visible appearance outside of Nicole’s revival island and that conversation we rped with Nick in SW: And that was his children’s weddings, because despite the fact that he died before both of them got married, he wanted them to know that he was there, and proud of them and happy for them. 
Unrealistic: Ian spent an entire six months of his life learning how to walk in heelies only to never use them again and give them to Mitch.
Tip:
Realistic: Tip’s main reason for becoming a professor wasn’t just teaching, it was because it was a way for him to take care of and practically adopt kids without actually adopting them, since after his first children and his realization of immortality Tip couldn’t bring himself to adopt anymore while he didn’t have Nicole: Their death would be too painful for him.
Humorous: Tip said fuck once and actually cried so much he decided he would never use it again.
Heartbreaking: Deep down the only reason Tip managed to stay alive during the years between when Nicole died and SW was because he knew, deep down, if he died then he’d forget all about her and never see her again, even if he didn’t consciously remember. Because of this Tip continued to hold on until the chasm, where it was only the rush of happy memories that managed to push him past his tipping point and over the edge.
Unrealistic: There is a universe in which Pat doesn’t make Tip suffer and he gets to be completely happy. ;w;
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