#i lowkey feel bad because cousin ryan has cerebral palsy and i got him more drunk than hes been since like 21 we had to help him wobble | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

prettyvacanttt · 1 year

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Ok so I turned 22 on 12/22/2022 so that's so cool nd it's also my cousin Ryan's 28th bday today and he's dad's side so I haven't seen him in forever and I just got home from the bar 5 tequila shots and three tequila sunrises in plus the last half of my husband's Guinness beer thing and am cooking breakfast feeling absolutely divine in my new silk ensemble my husband got me for Xmas sooooo delightful

#i lowkey feel bad because cousin ryan has cerebral palsy and i got him more drunk than hes been since like 21 we had to help him wobble #allllll the way to the car i felt nad but we had so much fucking fun my lil sis and grandma and his mom and Alastair #and a few others lol plus his mom works at the becc so i onmy paid like $3.50 for everything i got and now im home #STILL DRINKING EVEN THOUGH IM WASTED AND COOKING THE SEXIEST BREAKFAST EVER #al only had like 3 beers and a shot and died because hes my beautiful non drinker husband who takes suxh good care of me and doesn't drink #except for his working beers lol but i ****** him *** and nows hes asleep but hes gonna get woken up to a big beautiful breakfast #and then he has to **** me im ****** and cooking and shaking my ass plus this blunt im puffing on just makes my ***** throb even harder LOL #such a good Tuesday hehehehe

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