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lights-on-the-ridge · 5 months
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andyridgeley · 1 year
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if u read a lot i’d love to know ur top 5 books! if not top 5 songs rn 🫶
hey!! yeah im readin all the time it's difficult to choose top 5 books but i'll list ones that i love and reread or ones i've read recently and enjoyed!
1. remains of the day - kazuo ishiguro 2. my best friend's exorcism - grady hendrix 3. in a dark dark wood - ruth ware 4. comedy comedy comedy drama - bob odenkirk 5. sir gawain and the green knight
ask my top 5 anything!
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nanabrainrot · 8 months
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nana’s old men sexy tier list based on fuckability + extrapolating factors
1. Patrick Fabian
Why? Perfect. 6’ and loyal. married a little late (2009) so maybe he was out hoeing for a hot minute prior to but I’ll let it slide. his young pics make me go awooga. want to pet his depleting hair
2. Alan Ruck
2nd bc he got divorced like once and idky so maybe he had a hoe phase idk man but 6ft and he j is like a cute fella what can I say. but hes fine if u have smthng to say abt it we can take this outside.
2. Tony Dalton
He’s only at 2 because he’s 6’ and bilingual like I’m Latina and can barely speak Spanish but his accent pheww. Ranked 2 because he has a gajillion rumors that he’s a hoe and his old tweets… like ur only at 3 bc ur 6ft do NOT get cozy
3. Mads Mikkelsen
6ft hes at 3 because his eyes are so cold and detached but I love his aggressively unbothered dad energy. like yess let us all know u dgaf king
4. Cillian Murphy
he so loyal but his thousand yard stare. would make him close his eyes if he looked at me too long. his personality reminds me sm of my boyfriend like I cry hes just an old guy. he so petite tho; I fear he would break if the wind blows too hard
5. Bob Odenkirk
Loyal and he has a funny bone like he would make me giggle idk hes so low bc all his roles make him look like hes one breath away from the nursing home
6. Kieran Culkin
hes too sassy. hes the pillar in the sassy men apocalypse. I cant deal w that. his petite frame but also he feels like hed be a silly dude to be around
honorable mentions:
- christian bale only bc hes british like dont do that youll make me sick
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newagesispage · 3 years
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The Rib Page
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George Takei is sweatin’ with the oldies. He stars in a fitness app for gay seniors, Bar Belles. It was his April Fool’s day joke.
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Fox will bring us Crime Scene Kitchen on May 26 with host Joel McHale.
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Joel Hodgson has launched a new kick starter to create a new independent season of MTS3K, The goal is $2mil.
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Bob Odenkirk will release: Comedy, comedy, comedy, drama: A Memoir on Jan. 18 2022
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Leslie Jones will host the 2021 MTV Awards.
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$3 mil was raised for Next for Autism with help from Conan, Kimmel, Charlize, Chris Rock, Jack Black and Sarah Silverman.
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Have ya noticed that Gayle King looks great in yellow.
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Some people are not too happy that Elon Musk will host SNL on May 8. Miley Cyrus is the musical guest.** Musk tweeted: Let’s find out just how live SNL really is. Cast member Bowen Yang tweeted back, : What the Fuck does this even mean?
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Oh Seth Meyers: Every time I see the sea captain on your show, I miss him so much!!
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There is a spotlight on Foxconn which made a big splash for Trump at the start of his presidency. The company has done a lot of nothing but still gets tax cuts. Homes were demolished, roads were widened to nowhere and money was spent. Wisconsinites are upset that this big business is just folly and a big glass orb.
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Mike Lindell is a kook but he did try to appear to be a good sport on Kimmel.
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When will weed be legal on a federal level? When will drug testing for employment be illegal? We hear so much about personal rights with the gun laws and vaccines and masks. What about the right to do what we want with our bodies when we are not at work. Think of the administrative costs that could be saved if we just removed drug testing. Our experience and work ethic should mean more that what we do with our free time. This is not a problem at all companies. There are places in this country where it is near impossible anywhere in your area to get hired without a drug screening. One joint on a random Saturday night could keep someone from a great opportunity. A person in pain who reaches for an edible might miss out on the job that saves their lives.
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NASA sent the first flight to another planet. The Mars flight made history with the 30 sec feat.
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What? The Menendez brothers are popular again? From the Ramsey case to the Manson murders or Bundy, it all comes back around again.
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The Lizzie Borden house just sold for $2mil to Lance Zaal of U. S. Ghost Adventures.
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Quarantine and so much television et al proves one thing, the pharmaceutical and insurance companies have way too much $.
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Trump told everyone to boycott Coke and is later seen drinking diet Coke.** Trump sent out a statement about how bad the Oscars are. They threw it right back in his face. ** Federal agents have searched Giuliani’s Manhattan apartment. It stems from the 2 year investigation into activities in Ukraine.
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X-VP Pence is said to have pressured the Navy to reinstate former Mo. Gov. Eric Greitens. Greitens was accused of tying up, blindfolding, taking explicit photos of and blackmailing a woman.
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There is a crisis in schools with the lack of civics and history being taught.
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Hulk Hogan was hit with a chorus of Boo’s at his latest event.
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The latest sexual harassment news: Matt Gaetz  is being looked into for sex with a minor and sex trafficking.  Bill Barr opened the investigation.** Tom Reed has been accused of sexual misconduct by former lobbyist, Nicolette Davis.** Marilyn Manson has been sued by Game of Thrones, Esme Bianco for sexual abuse.
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What is going on with Bank of America? I am hearing from multiple people that often they do not get their statement in the mail. Is this a bad Postal service? Is this bad business practice? How many late fees had to be paid because of this? Not everybody wants to pay their bills online.
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Jack Hanna has revealed that he has dementia.
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Tiny Tim : King for a day is a new doc I must see. The film contains footage shot from Warhol’s Factory. There are excerpts from Tim’s diary read by Weird Al Yankovic and the story of how Tiny’s friend, Bob Dylan wanted to make a film with him.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Father, Michael has been charged with 5 counts patient brokering and 1 count of attempted patient brokering. This is an apparent scam of steering addicts into rehab for cash.
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Aaron Sorkin and Paulina Porizkova are dating. Pete Davidson and Phoebe Dynevor are dating.
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JB Smoove has a new podcast brought to you by TeamCoco.
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Hey.. People working on the new Law and Order: Organized Crime….. TOO MUCH MELONI!!
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Zach Avery, actor, was arrested for his participation in a $690 mil Ponzi scheme.
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President Biden has restored aid to the Palestinians.
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MLB put up a wall in Georgia but the Masters stayed.
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Hank Azaria has brought Brockmire to a new podcast.
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Tommy Chong isn’t allowed on FB because of his weed posts but they allow an imposter to use his name to sell weed.
Pennsylvania is trying to push thru 14 voter suppression bills.
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Joe Manchin. Ugh!!** Marjorie Taylor- Greene has let go of her America First caucus.** Ted Cruz has allegedly used $154, 000 of his campaign funds to buy up copies of his book to boost sales. This is an old trick but still illegal.
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For the first time, The Carter Center became involved in a U.S. election. They published videos and live webcasts as well as deploying observers across Georgia.
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Most health programs in Uganda, Nigeria and Ethiopia have resumed after Covid.** Tom Vilsack from the Dept. of Agriculture has announced the USDA will provide assistance to 30 million kids.** It is sad to me that we have to entice people to vaccinate. Football games, Church’s and shot for shot in bars?? Really? Saving the lives of others should be enough. WTF?
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Alec Baldwin, Alec Mapa and Kelsey Grammer are shopping around a new comedy that ABC decided to pass on.
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Chauvin was found guilty.
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Days alert: C’mon Ben, calm the fuck down! Don’t prove how out of control you are like everybody thinks. ** Xander is so funny right now.** How many people will Kristen be and how many times can one person melt down?? **Bring Carrie back!! **Jackee’ seemed a bit nervous in the beginning but she is fitting right in. More!
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The SAG awards came and went. With the Trial of the Chicago 7 winning best ensemble, Michael Keaton is the first person to be in 3 best casts for SAG’s.** Other winners include Viola Davis, Chadwick Boseman, Daniel Kaluuta, Youn Yuh-Jung, Mark Ruffalo, Anya Taylor- Joy, Jason Bateman, Catherine O’Hara, Schitt’s Creek and The Crown.
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The Oscars were held on April 25. It was a bit of a yawner and why would a show set themselves up for an awkward end?? There was a commercial from P&G right before the broadcast that stated, “ Widen the screen so we can widen our view.” Nice sentiment.  Mank had so many noms and only 2 wins. People looking their best to me were Leslie Odom Jr., Glenn Close, Riz Ahmed, LaKeith Stanfield, Colman Domingo, John Batiste, Mia Neal, Questlove (gold crocs and a mask!), Desmond Roe, Travon Free, Trish Summerville, Marlee Matlin, The Lucas Brothers, Andra Day, Carey Mulligan, Amanda Seyfried, Nicolette Robinson, Regina King and Margot Robbie. Laura Dern looked like Big Bird, there were just too many feathers. Tiara Thomas had feathers but they looked great.  Angela Bassett had some power sleeves and Tyer Perry looked like a little boy.  Hooray for Emerald Fennell for her win for original screenplay but not sure about the dress. And Viola Davis?? Dana Murray?? Ashley Fox?? Hmm?? Winners seemed to have trouble getting to the stage. They often refused the steps or the walkway and sort of climbed up the side. I did love the intimate setting and it did remind me of the old clips of years before. Sound of metal and Ma Rainey both won. Tyler Perry and for the first time, an organization, the motion picture and television fund, took home the humanitarian award. I was thrilled to see My Octopus Teacher win for Doc. I loved Crip Camp too, that was a hard category.  The acting winners went in all directions.  Many critics complained that the films were real downers . Nomadland won best picture. Michael Moore put it best I think. Of the films this year, he said, “They force you to look backward with 2021 eyes.”
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Why the Fuck do we need a militarized police force?
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R.I.P. victims of the multiple mass shootings, victims of police shootings, the crush in Israel, Cosette Brown, Midwin Charles, DMX, Paul Ritter, Ethel Gabriel, G. Gordon Liddy, Buddy Peppenschmidt,  Prince Philip, Anne Beatts, Diane Adler, Vartan Gregorian, Monte Hellman, Jim Steinman, Michael Collins, Michael wolf Snyder, Johnny Crawford, Eli Broad and Walter Mondale.
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